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Title: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:09am
It has been a while since I have been in AUS but the last time I was there all the shitiest towns were in QLD. Has that changed?
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Title: Re: Australian poo Towns Post by rhino on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:12am
Meekatharra.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:13am
Gold Coast + Townsville were fairly crappy last time I was there.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by rhino on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:22am
Gold Coast is just sh1t, I agree, but nowhere near crappiest town in Australia.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:26am
Victoria Park in WA is the worst town in Australia because Pecker lives there.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:30am
Meth seems to be the common denominator in schitt towns.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:32am AiA wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:30am:
And people with tinted skin. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:33am
Maybe Aussie can redeem Queensland's honour ...
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:33am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:32am:
Yes, yes |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:35am AiA wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:33am:
Black Wives Battered. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Raven on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:51am
Cunderdin W.A. worst town Raven has ever been to.
It's a town where the piano literally stops when you enter. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 1:35am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:35am:
lols |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 1:35am Raven wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:51am:
Tell us more. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Captain Caveman on Jun 28th, 2021 at 8:57am
I hope not.
I want QLD to have the reputation of the place not to go. We can keep it all to ourselves. QLD is a shythole everyone. Just go elsewhere. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:34am Raven wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:51am:
Is that where all the people refer to themselves in the 3rd person? |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Prime Minister for Canyons on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:50am
Port Pirie- still poo.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by mothra on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:45am Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:50am:
And toxic. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Valkie on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:49am
Ive seen mostly cities and mining towns around Australia.
Looking forward to seeing something else, but with covid, it might be a while. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:44pm
I can't think of one sh!t town in Oz that doesn't have a large Abbo or transient Abbo population, Coober Pedy or Launceston maybe.
Towns that don't have pubs are pretty ordinary. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Prime Minister for Canyons on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:57pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:44pm:
Don't pubs? |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:58pm
Taree.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:00pm Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:57pm:
Don't pubs What? |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Prime Minister for Canyons on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:01pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:00pm:
Oh look someone edited. Thought you were drunk. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:02pm Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:01pm:
I am but that's beside the point. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Prime Minister for Canyons on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:03pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:02pm:
I just assumed based on your posts, some form of heavy intoxicant involvement. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:07pm Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:03pm:
It's mushie season as well. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Prime Minister for Canyons on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:13pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:07pm:
Is it? Cool. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Valkie on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:47pm Gordon wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:58pm:
Taree itself isn't too bad. But Purfleet is a hole, an absolute hole. But Wingham, just outside Taree has some nice scenery. The road from Wingham to Port Macquarie is one of my favorite Sunday drives. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:28pm Gordon wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 2:58pm:
1 in 10 there are Aborigines, i won't be putting that in my itinerary. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:30pm rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 12:22am:
thats because you stick to the tourist traps. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by rhino on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:34pm John Smith wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:30pm:
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:37pm rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:34pm:
then you'd both be wrong |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:39pm Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:50am:
Yes they are poisoning people there, same as across the gulf in Whyalla and in the middle is Port Augusta, all 3 towns/cities have big Aborigine populations which creates it's own problems, not to mention the flies, little black bastards. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Hammer on Jun 28th, 2021 at 5:36pm Gordon wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:34am:
Does Borg live there? Hammer. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by rhino on Jun 28th, 2021 at 5:49pm John Smith wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:37pm:
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 28th, 2021 at 5:50pm rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 5:49pm:
have you ever visited me or are you once again talking on a subject you've no idea about? |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 7:57pm John Smith wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:37pm:
John can show us where all "the best" all you can eat ʇᴉɥs buffets are |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Brian Ross on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:03pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:39pm:
Funny, I wasn't aware that the Indigenous Australians owned the lead refinery in Port Pirie... Which is of course the main source of the pollution there. Hey, Matty? Tsk, tsk. ::) ::) |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:36pm Brian Ross wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:03pm:
They don't own it but they are happy to take royalties with no comeback, bludgers. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by IanPashen on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:44pm
I know a town a short drive up the road from Brisbane Town.
Nothing much special there, a bit of a crap town but it has something that will put a smile on yer dial. There a place called The Big Top, and if you know your way about you'll find a certain little miss who knows her way around a massage table. What happens under the big top stays under the big top. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Sprintcyclist on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:54pm
Rolleston, QLD. A cattle tick zone.
We did not even buy a coffee from there, pub advertised 'Chicken Parmie' on a rough chalk board. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:57pm IanPashen wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:44pm:
Yes i know her well but she is a bit on the plump side for my liking, good entertainment value though. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:01pm
Oodnadatta is the arsehole of the universe,, BEAT THAT
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Brian Ross on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:36pm:
So, your attempt to blame the Indigenous Australians for the pollution in Port Pirie falls flat. How unusual for you, Matty. Tsk, tsk. ::) ::) |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:07pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:57pm:
"Fat granny with saggy boobs gives good handjobs" - sounds like a description of a porn video |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:08pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:01pm:
Be careful speaking of "arseholes" as you will attract Laugh like a moth to a flame. BTW, where is he lately? Banned again? |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:17pm Brian Ross wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm:
They take royalties so they are knowingly poisoning the community in return for VB and new land Cruisers, bludgers. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by rhino on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:27pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:01pm:
Alice Springs. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm AiA wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:08pm:
It's good to have some respite from that scared weird little black black person electrocuted guy, he seemed burnt out, kind a fizzled and done for, it will take a big comeback from LTYCGAYNIGGERTRANZPOOF from here |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Brian Ross on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm Johnnie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:17pm:
So, your attempt to blame the Indigenous Australians for the pollution in Port Pirie falls flat. How unusual for you, Matty. Tsk, tsk. ::) ::) |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:39pm rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:27pm:
Tennant Creek or that remote community nearby that could almost be classed as a town but no pub just a regular shuttle service in and out. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by rhino on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:42pm
Warmungu.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:46pm
Maree
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:47pm
Copley
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:47pm
Thevenard
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:48pm
ETC Boong hangouts.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Mr Lager on Jun 28th, 2021 at 11:00pm Brian Ross wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm:
Your eyeballs must be getting very very sore by now with them rolling around like that endlessly, try taking drugs that might help. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 29th, 2021 at 4:54am
I figure Bri-yawn probably has an obsession with countering macular degeneration.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:14pm AiA wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 7:57pm:
right here https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bondi+beach+map&t=newext&atb=v235-1&ia=web&iaxm=maps |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:20pm John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:14pm:
John chooses the buffets with the larger-sized plates ... and doesn't chew his food. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:27pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:20pm:
size of plate is irrelevant don't you know anything ::) |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:54pm John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:27pm:
Had someone at the soup kitchen today ask for a big plate, told him you'll get whatever it's put on. I wasn't serving the food onto the plates, just passing them out so it wasn't up to me anyway. It's funny as the servings are not based on the size of the plate which I'd say is the case everywhere. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:13pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
Can they get 2nds, and what was on the menu? |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:34pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:13pm:
Sweet and Sour Chicken/Fried Rice. Yes they can get seconds after waiting until others are fed. Sometimes we run out before all are fed. There was food left over today. We had a student from SCU doing prac there today, I loaded her up with heaps of food/fuit to take back to her student accom for her and her friends. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:35pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
Not true at a serve-yourself all-you-can-eat buffet ... the serving is very much based on the size of the plate. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:37pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
some people think the bigger the plate the bigger the portion. I think it's ridiculous when you go to a fancy restaurant and get the smallest meal on the biggest plate. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:37pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:35pm:
;D True! |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:39pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:35pm:
no it's not. You can go back and refill as often as you like at a buffet |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:39pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:35pm:
Apart from hotel breakfast buffet, I honestly can't remember the last time I went to an all you can eat place. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:40pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:34pm:
She'd enjoy the break from Maggi noodles ;D |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:43pm John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:37pm:
I've always thought it was an insult, "what, you don't think I can eat over my plate so you serve it on an Aspis(hoplon)?" Although I had a T-Bone in Broome back in '84, served on a big plate and it hung over the sides. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:47pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:40pm:
She was Vegetarian so she got fried rice without bacon and veges but took the other stuff for her friends and blood oranges/mandarines from the organic markets, we get whatever is not sold, donated. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:51pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:39pm:
They are generally disgusting, the American ones much so. Ever seen a Mexican at a Chinese restaurant in America? Jesus. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:56pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:51pm:
Do they hoe into the chicken chow mein yelling "i chihuahua, that was bueno!" |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:07pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:51pm:
I honestly don't think I could even go into one. I've actually relly gone off eating out altogether, so having to watch fatties eating huge plates of slops would be too much. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:09pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 8:56pm:
More like 4 plates of food piled high - two plates in each hand - while farting and laughing then back for more. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:10pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:07pm:
Did you get those entertainment/dine vouchers from the Govt? They've been extended to the end of August now, I have mine but haven't used them, they were due to run out at the end of June. Any NSW resident can get them, take your kids to the movies and feed them. https://www.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/dine-discover-nsw |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:11pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:07pm:
I once worked with 4 Poms in America. One of them laughingly told me that fatties know where the best restaurants are. I looked at him seriously and told him that may be true in the UK but he hadn't been in the States long enough to see how untrue that is here. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:13pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:09pm:
Aww, you didn't get the mention of Chinese restaurant and eating chicken sized dog. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:15pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:10pm:
My wife took the 4 year old to the aquarium but they were having trouble verifying the tickets and there was a long queue for voucher holders, so she just paid for it. If I asked my 14 year old to go to the movies with me, right after she made a noise of exhaling air, she'd say something like, yeah LoL dad. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:16pm
Americans have optimized gluttony. And it shows.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:17pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:11pm:
I guess if large quantities of food qualifies as good, then he'd be right. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:29pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:15pm:
;D My sons never had that anti-oldies thing. But then I think they saw us as people not just parents. Pretty sure they thought we were kinda cool to hang with. We never sent them off to play while the adults did their crap, they were always where they wanted to be, it's their house too, and would sit at the table with our friends and join in any discussions and I've never censored what they hear, read or listen to. Well except for oldest son and shyte gangsta rap, I really can't deal with that. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:32pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:17pm:
These POMS were obsessed that if they stayed in America long enough they would get fat too, as if it were an airborne virus. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:36pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:32pm:
I suppose living in excess can be kinda catching if you are not careful and if there is one place you can do that... to... excess... It's the US. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:40pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:29pm:
It's more a categories thing. Surfing, just general hanging out is fine but movies and stuff like that is what you do with friends. And fortunately, on music, we're totally synced. Also, girl teens get way more snotty than boy teens. ;D |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:41pm Setanta wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:36pm:
I can see that. Every time you order food in the US, you get way more calories than you need. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:45pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:41pm:
If I didn't have a wife who likes to dine out every once in a while I don't think I would ever go to a restaurant in America. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:58pm AiA wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:45pm:
I'm enjoying eating out less and less. My last birthday I was being non-enthusiastic about going out for a birthday dinner, my daughter went to the local high end deli then made an antipasto platter. She only spent about $40 but was perfect. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by Setanta on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:13pm Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:58pm:
I haven't eaten at a restaurant since I started a business with someone else and he wanted to eat out to discuss it, why do you have to eat out to do that? That was in 1998. I've knocked back many invites. My wife likes it though and even though I thought it a blessing the vouchers were running out, I don't think I can put it off for another 2 months. |
Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:40pm
The best American restaurants serve tiny portions on tiny plates which acts as a filter to keep the other 99% away.
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Title: Re: Australian ʇᴉɥS Towns Post by AiA on Jul 1st, 2021 at 9:46am
Moe, Victoria. Isn't "moe" the abbo word for schit?
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