A pair of horses hoofs startled by a deer. Sure.  ;D

Nude sunbathers fined after being ‘startled by deer’, getting lost

Two nude sunbakers have been issued $1,000 fines each after they were spooked by a deer and called for assistance on NSW’s South Coast.

“Unbelievably, we saw two men sunbaking naked on a beach on the South Coast,” Police Commissioner Mick Fuller told reporters on Monday.

“They were startled by a deer, ran into the national forest, national park, and got lost.”

“Police Rescue assisted by the State Emergency Service, NSW Ambulance and Polair responded to the area, locating a 30-year-old man naked and carrying a backpack on the walking track near Lady Wakehurst Drive,” police said in a statement.

Police claim a 49-year-old man, who was partially clothed, was also located by rescue services.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/covid-nude-sunbathers-fined-after-being-startled-by-deer-getting-lost

A day out for Pecker, Smith and Aussie. Good for them.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 1:43pm:

A day out for Pecker, Smith and Aussie. Good for them.

Which one was the deer?

two MEN.

Most probably pooftahs.

I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls.

Oh that would be funny.

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm:

two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny.

Why are you imagining two naked men?

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men?

Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny.

Why?
Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way?

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:44pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny. Why? Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way?

No I wasn't imagining them at all, just worried asa to why you seem so keen on imagining two naked men running along a beach.


Closet behaviour.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:46pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:44pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny. Why? Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way? No I wasn't imagining them at all, just worried asa to why you seem so keen on imagining two naked men running along a beach. Closet behaviour.

Thats OK, you can stay in the closet if you like.

Me? Id rather stay happily hetro.

And as pooftas running like shelas is sooooo funny, Ill continue to laugh at them.

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:49pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:46pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:44pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny. Why? Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way? No I wasn't imagining them at all, just worried asa to why you seem so keen on imagining two naked men running along a beach. Closet behaviour. Thats OK, you can stay in the closet if you like. Me? Id rather stay happily hetro. And as pooftas running like shelas is sooooo funny, Ill continue to laugh at them.

Anything you can say to convince yourself thinking of naked men doesn't make you gay.

Anything you say just proves you are.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gnzjopSLdU&psig=AOvVaw37bxHB42GV3e_cBRH_wETa&ust=1624945836717000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCJj5i43RufECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:52pm:

Anything you say just proves you are. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gnzjopSLdU&psig=AOvVaw37bxHB42GV3e_cBRH_wETa&ust=1624945836717000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCJj5i43RufECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

Weird you go on youtube to find that stuff.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:54pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:52pm: Anything you say just proves you are. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gnzjopSLdU&psig=AOvVaw37bxHB42GV3e_cBRH_wETa&ust=1624945836717000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCJj5i43RufECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Weird you go on youtube to find that stuff.

Or in the closet.

yep.

It was on facebook yesterday and I got stitches laughing at him.

I find gays to be either very annoying or seriously funny.

But they sometimes get the shites when I laugh at them.

Oh you big bear, you.

rhino wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 4:03pm:

Oh you big bear, you.

Hahaha

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 4:04pm:

rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 4:03pm: Oh you big bear, you. Hahaha

Oh well, stupid has arrived to spoil the party, too bad.

Listen to Jesus.

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Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 1:43pm:

A day out for Pecker, Smith and Aussie. Good for them.

Next time you get lost after being startled by deer don't call us again

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men?

Looks like we have a nude-male wonderer among us. 

Matty must collect them. Tasteful coffee table books full of cock, artfully displayed just so. Von Gloeden, Mapplethorpe, Tom of Finland.

Perfectly understandable and nothing wrong with it.

Karnal wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 5:45pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Looks like we have a nude-male wonderer among us.  Matty must collect them. Tasteful coffee table books full of cock, artfully displayed just so. Von Gloeden, Mapplethorpe, Tom of Finland. Perfectly understandable and nothing wrong with it.

You'd never be startled  by a big white buck.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men?

Because that's what the report said......

Now why would anyone be startled by a deer and run off into the bush in panic?  Something to hide?  We've got deer here - they sometimes stop by to eat the front lawn... lovely cut regrowth and sweet as... have a mum and kid by often and even the local stag... across the road counted over a dozen one day..... hardly cause for panic.. UNLESS ..... you're up to no good....

Canberra politician taking time off at the beach with his boyfriend?  Canberra Bubble stuff through and through...

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 10:18pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because that's what the report said...... Now why would anyone be startled by a deer and run off into the bush in panic?  Something to hide?  We've got deer here - they sometimes stop by to eat the front lawn... lovely cut regrowth and sweet as... have a mum and kid by often and even the local stag... across the road counted over a dozen one day..... hardly cause for panic.. UNLESS ..... you're up to no good.... Canberra politician taking time off at the beach with his boyfriend?  Canberra Bubble stuff through and through...

You must imagine yourself as a cat stuck up a tree quite often.

rhino wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 10:23pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because that's what the report said...... Now why would anyone be startled by a deer and run off into the bush in panic?  Something to hide?  We've got deer here - they sometimes stop by to eat the front lawn... lovely cut regrowth and sweet as... have a mum and kid by often and even the local stag... across the road counted over a dozen one day..... hardly cause for panic.. UNLESS ..... you're up to no good.... Canberra politician taking time off at the beach with his boyfriend?  Canberra Bubble stuff through and through... You must imagine yourself as a cat stuck up a tree quite often.

You're getting silly now...

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 9:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 5:45pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Looks like we have a nude-male wonderer among us.  Matty must collect them. Tasteful coffee table books full of cock, artfully displayed just so. Von Gloeden, Mapplethorpe, Tom of Finland. Perfectly understandable and nothing wrong with it. You'd never be startled  by a big white buck.

A cock-wonderer. Do you think Matty's a retard-basher too?

Anything's possible, no?

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 10:48pm:

rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:23pm: Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because that's what the report said...... Now why would anyone be startled by a deer and run off into the bush in panic?  Something to hide?  We've got deer here - they sometimes stop by to eat the front lawn... lovely cut regrowth and sweet as... have a mum and kid by often and even the local stag... across the road counted over a dozen one day..... hardly cause for panic.. UNLESS ..... you're up to no good.... Canberra politician taking time off at the beach with his boyfriend?  Canberra Bubble stuff through and through... You must imagine yourself as a cat stuck up a tree quite often. You're getting silly now...

The whole thread went beyond sill ages ago.

I hope the deer is OK.

Warren today......says it alll

He even gets the limp wrists right.

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Valkie wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 9:05am:

Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right.

I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs.

A Scottish friend sent me this ... in her garden ... venison on the hoof.

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Valkie wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 8:24am:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:48pm: rhino wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:23pm: Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 10:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Because that's what the report said...... Now why would anyone be startled by a deer and run off into the bush in panic?  Something to hide?  We've got deer here - they sometimes stop by to eat the front lawn... lovely cut regrowth and sweet as... have a mum and kid by often and even the local stag... across the road counted over a dozen one day..... hardly cause for panic.. UNLESS ..... you're up to no good.... Canberra politician taking time off at the beach with his boyfriend?  Canberra Bubble stuff through and through... You must imagine yourself as a cat stuck up a tree quite often. You're getting silly now... The whole thread went beyond sill ages ago.

Nonsense. Gordon started a sensible discussion. If you can't engage in a reasonable discourse on the social/political issues of the day, you should pack your bags and move to FD's sister-site, Stormfront.

If you do, dear, say heil to Herbie and Bogie for us, will you?

Karnal, looks like now you don't have to travel all the way to Thailand to get pronged by some young buck. Miam miam?

Gordon wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:24am:

Karnal, looks like now you don't have to travel all the way to Thailand to get pronged by some young buck. Miam miam?

No miam miam. One now has to wait - indefinitely.

They're planning on opening back up this month, but we're not allowed out.

So unfair, no?

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men?

Might have something to do with the title of the OP?

Karnal wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 11:04pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 9:46pm: Karnal wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 5:45pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Looks like we have a nude-male wonderer among us.  Matty must collect them. Tasteful coffee table books full of cock, artfully displayed just so. Von Gloeden, Mapplethorpe, Tom of Finland. Perfectly understandable and nothing wrong with it. You'd never be startled  by a big white buck. A cock-wonderer. Do you think Matty's a retard-basher too? Anything's possible, no?

Ask Aussie his CV has something along those lines.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 9:53am:

Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs.

Really? Are expectations like wonderings?

Gnads wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:49am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings?

No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with.

Laughing about the thought of galloping into the bush bollocky.... watch out for the spinifex... cactus here and there... rough tea trees .... eagles on the lookout for a snake for lunch... snakes on the lookout for a mate...

Had to be thinking they were caught - and here was me thinking gaydom was the New Acceptable... front bottoms and all...   ::)  ::)  ::)

Let's just return to tolerating poofs, eh... much easier that way... they are sooo confused, Cyril...

Karnal wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:30am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:24am: Karnal, looks like now you don't have to travel all the way to Thailand to get pronged by some young buck. Miam miam? No miam miam. One now has to wait - indefinitely. They're planning on opening back up this month, but we're not allowed out. So unfair, no?

You'll just have to stick to hanging around the toilet blocks in Harris Park.

Gnads wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:44am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Might have something to do with the title of the OP?

Don't know about you or Valkie, but I can read a sentence without necessarily imagining the people involved in the sentence

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 12:46pm:

Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:44am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Might have something to do with the title of the OP? Don't know about you or Valkie, but I can read a sentence without necessarily imagining the people involved in the sentence

Your lack of comprehension and imagination are noted.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:54am:

Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with.

Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate?

Valkie likes to imagine naked homosexuals waving their arms around, nothing wrong with that. He also has a video on his PC which he shared with the forum of a homo wiggling his butt around and flapping his arms while exercising, again nothing wrong with that. And also posted a cartoon about naked homos, nothing wrong with any of this. Quite rightly, he is defending his own right to imagine and post pictures of naked homosexual men.

Does he love the Indigenous?

Oh dear what can the matter be ?

chimera wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 3:32pm:

Does he love the Indigenous?

How much better does it get than getting ya jollies on a rusty sheet of corrugated iron after you've used it to cook up a feed

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 12:34pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:30am: Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:24am: Karnal, looks like now you don't have to travel all the way to Thailand to get pronged by some young buck. Miam miam? No miam miam. One now has to wait - indefinitely. They're planning on opening back up this month, but we're not allowed out. So unfair, no? You'll just have to stick to hanging around the toilet blocks in Harris Park.

Chez Gordon's has a limit of five visitors, dear. Gordon's losing almost as much cash as a percentage as the Trump Organisation.

Tough times, no?

rhino wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 3:22pm:

Valkie likes to imagine naked homosexuals waving their arms around, nothing wrong with that. He also has a video on his PC which he shared with the forum of a homo wiggling his butt around and flapping his arms while exercising, again nothing wrong with that. And also posted a cartoon about naked homos, nothing wrong with any of this. Quite rightly, he is defending his own right to imagine and post pictures of naked homosexual men.

No, I tend to agree. All perfectly normal and nothing wrong with it. Matty is free to express his sexuality on an open forum, and we'll all support him for it.

Poor Karnal, so much pent up sexual frustration. Oh Deer ;)

rhino wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 3:22pm:

Valkie likes to imagine naked homosexuals waving their arms around, nothing wrong with that. He also has a video on his PC which he shared with the forum of a homo wiggling his butt around and flapping his arms while exercising, again nothing wrong with that. And also posted a cartoon about naked homos, nothing wrong with any of this. Quite rightly, he is defending his own right to imagine and post pictures of naked homosexual men.

Why does he have a towel on the floor under his computer desk?

Gordon wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 6:40pm:

Poor Karnal, so much pent up sexual frustration. Oh Deer ;)

I'm not seeing you do the right thing and offer up a solution, dear.

Perhaps you could post an article on Darkies for us to have a jolly old shriek about. BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 6:44pm:

rhino wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:22pm: Valkie likes to imagine naked homosexuals waving their arms around, nothing wrong with that. He also has a video on his PC which he shared with the forum of a homo wiggling his butt around and flapping his arms while exercising, again nothing wrong with that. And also posted a cartoon about naked homos, nothing wrong with any of this. Quite rightly, he is defending his own right to imagine and post pictures of naked homosexual men. Why does he have a towel on the floor under his computer desk?

That's for all the sweat, I think.

Karnal wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 6:47pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 6:44pm: rhino wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:22pm: Valkie likes to imagine naked homosexuals waving their arms around, nothing wrong with that. He also has a video on his PC which he shared with the forum of a homo wiggling his butt around and flapping his arms while exercising, again nothing wrong with that. And also posted a cartoon about naked homos, nothing wrong with any of this. Quite rightly, he is defending his own right to imagine and post pictures of naked homosexual men. Why does he have a towel on the floor under his computer desk? That's for all the sweat, I think.

Ah.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 6:47pm:

Karnal wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 6:47pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 6:44pm: rhino wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:22pm: Valkie likes to imagine naked homosexuals waving their arms around, nothing wrong with that. He also has a video on his PC which he shared with the forum of a homo wiggling his butt around and flapping his arms while exercising, again nothing wrong with that. And also posted a cartoon about naked homos, nothing wrong with any of this. Quite rightly, he is defending his own right to imagine and post pictures of naked homosexual men. Why does he have a towel on the floor under his computer desk? That's for all the sweat, I think. Ah.

Matty loves to post in the sauna.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Gordon wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 6:40pm:

Poor Karnal, so much pent up sexual frustration. Oh Deer ;)

It's amazing, three morons all singing from the same songbook.

Probably because they all stem from the same demented collection of synapses.

They try so hard to provoke.
And they all look so pathetic.

It's even getting boring watching them (or him) make a fool of themselves ( or himself)

Valkie wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 9:06pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 6:40pm: Poor Karnal, so much pent up sexual frustration. Oh Deer ;) It's amazing, three morons all singing from the same songbook. Probably because they all stem from the same demented collection of synapses. They try so hard to provoke. And they all look so pathetic. It's even getting boring watching them (or him) make a fool of themselves ( or himself)

And absolutely nothing wrong with it.

We're all here for you, Valkie. You're one of us, no?

Gordon wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 3:18pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:54am: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with. Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate?

Got it one cpatain obvious.

Valkie wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 3:09pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 12:46pm: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:44am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Might have something to do with the title of the OP? Don't know about you or Valkie, but I can read a sentence without necessarily imagining the people involved in the sentence Your lack of comprehension and imagination are noted.

Actually I comprehend and imagine plenty (remember? more educated than you) I just have the ability to turn that imagination off from time to time and not imagine gay naked men Valkie.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:00pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:54am: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with. Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate? Got it one cpatain obvious.

OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWNG_X0bAQ

Gordon wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:05pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:00pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:54am: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with. Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate? Got it one cpatain obvious. OK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWNG_X0bAQ

Yep, thats what I go to when I think of the modern gay man, a comedy character from the 70s

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:13pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:05pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:00pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:54am: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with. Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate? Got it one cpatain obvious. OK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWNG_X0bAQ Yep, thats what I go to when I think of the modern gay man, a comedy character from the 70s

Now to reciprocate what you did to someone else...

Why are you thinking about gay men? Is there a closet that needs vacating? At least you don't imagine them naked if what you said above is true but I'm not too sure.

I wasnt thinking about naked gay men so much as gay TV characters I guess.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:24pm:

I wasnt thinking about naked gay men so much as gay TV characters I guess.

Hmm.. Same diff?

Not really, I'm not thinking about sleeping with them Vslkie is.

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:38pm:

Not really, I'm not thinking about sleeping with them Vslkie is.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it, perfectly normal.

You love the smell of naked bum in the morning... we know... we know...

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:38pm:

Not really, I'm not thinking about sleeping with them Vslkie is.

Im not exactly sure where you get that from.

But your demented and diseased brain must have made it up somehow.

I simply find gay men funny, they are nothing but comedic to me....as are you

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 10:13pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:05pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:00pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:54am: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with. Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate? Got it one cpatain obvious. OK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWNG_X0bAQ Yep, thats what I go to when I think of the modern gay man, a comedy character from the 70s

I knew when I posted that I could make you say you think of gay men  ;D

Gordon wrote on Jun 30^th, 2021 at 12:02pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:13pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:05pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:00pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 3:18pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:54am: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:49am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:53am: Valkie wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 9:05am: Warren today......says it alll He even gets the limp wrists right. I would have expected gay males to have great wrist strength from the masturbation and handjobs. Really? Are expectations like wonderings? No, just debating the whole limp wristed BS homophobes carry on with. Are you suggesting gay are unfairly stereotyped as being effeminate? Got it one cpatain obvious. OK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWNG_X0bAQ Yep, thats what I go to when I think of the modern gay man, a comedy character from the 70s I knew when I posted that I could make you say you think of gay men  ;D

Well the actor playing was gay, the character is definitely gay, why wouldnt I think that

Valkie wrote on Jun 30^th, 2021 at 8:41am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:38pm: Not really, I'm not thinking about sleeping with them Vslkie is. Im not exactly sure where you get that from. But your demented and diseased brain must have made it up somehow. I simply find gay men funny, they are nothing but comedic to me....as are you

It's true, Matty. Whenever you think of cock your mood lightens. It's like night and day, no?

All perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of. You gotta have a dream, no?

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men?

I had the same thought. When I read Gordon's post no images came to mind at all. Valkie seems to be both repelled and attracted to cock ...

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29^th, 2021 at 12:46pm:

Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:44am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Might have something to do with the title of the OP? Don't know about you or Valkie, but I can read a sentence without necessarily imagining the people involved in the sentence

Yeah right ;D

Gnads wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 7:05am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 12:46pm: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:44am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Might have something to do with the title of the OP? Don't know about you or Valkie, but I can read a sentence without necessarily imagining the people involved in the sentence Yeah right ;D

That's why he associates sexual innuendo with my simple statement.

Twisted isn't he?

Valkie wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 8:29am:

Gnads wrote on Jul 1st, 2021 at 7:05am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 12:46pm: Gnads wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 10:44am: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? Might have something to do with the title of the OP? Don't know about you or Valkie, but I can read a sentence without necessarily imagining the people involved in the sentence Yeah right ;D That's why he associates sexual innuendo with my simple statement. Twisted isn't he?

Why else would you be imagining naked men.  If the closet shoe fits mate just wear it.

Christ Almighty - the news article said two bollocky blokes were startled by a deer and bolted to the bush... how hard is it to think of two bollocky blokes bolting through the bush pursued by a relentless deer?

T'bugger is wrong with you all arguing sh1t?  You can't tell me you didn't think the same thing - and it has nothing to do with any sexual inclination... but jeez it's good for a laugh....

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 10:26am:

Christ Almighty - the news article said two bollocky blokes were startled by a deer and bolted to the bush... how hard is it to think of two bollocky blokes bolting through the bush pursued by a relentless deer? T'bugger is wrong with you all arguing sh1t?  You can't tell me you didn't think the same thing - and it has nothing to do with any sexual inclination... but jeez it's good for a laugh....

NO, its not thinking about its imagining the two naked guys. Theres a difference.

AiA wrote on Jun 30^th, 2021 at 11:23pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? I had the same thought. When I read Gordon's post no images came to mind at all. Valkie seems to be both repelled and attracted to cock ...

All perfectly understandable. The weak man subliminally desires his superior's cock, you see, but his psychic defences shield him by displacing this desire as disgust.

The old boy has the book: Freud on Man's Stool. Scientific, innit.

Karnal,
Some souls have turned so far from God that
pain is the only way to call them back.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g76LwvbBEI

Karnal wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 10:40am:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2021 at 11:23pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:35pm: Valkie wrote on Jun 28th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men? I had the same thought. When I read Gordon's post no images came to mind at all. Valkie seems to be both repelled and attracted to cock ... All perfectly understandable. The weak man subliminally desires his superior's cock, you see, but his psychic defences shield him by displacing this desire as disgust. The old boy has the book: Freud on Man's Stool. Scientific, innit.

"Nothing like a blowjob to induce an existential crisis."

S. Freud

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 10:35am:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jul 1st, 2021 at 10:26am: Christ Almighty - the news article said two bollocky blokes were startled by a deer and bolted to the bush... how hard is it to think of two bollocky blokes bolting through the bush pursued by a relentless deer? T'bugger is wrong with you all arguing sh1t?  You can't tell me you didn't think the same thing - and it has nothing to do with any sexual inclination... but jeez it's good for a laugh.... NO, its not thinking about its imagining the two naked guys. Theres a difference.

You mean you don't think in pictures?

Poor old Karnal and hir twisted Freudian non-revelations about sexuality..... I think a bloke pissing on a woman is disgusting - no way in the world would it turn me on to consider it...  same as some sheila pissing on another sheila ... this bullshit that poofter loathers are hidden poofter lovers is just that - bullshit, and one or two Southern Preachers (Ah Feel The Powah!) being caught with boys doesn't change the rule for the majority.

Every second-rate poofter's defence of poofterism is that everyone does it though most don't admit it or that heterosexual men have had their poofterism beaten out of them in childhood... what utter twaddle.. the equipment on both sides is designed for heterosexual action.... sorry 'bout that... and any who use it for other purposes are the confused ones.

Poofterism is simply alien to the vast majority.... sorry 'bout that... back in the closet!!

"I suck cock, therefore I am."

R Descartes

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 11:15am:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jul 1st, 2021 at 10:35am: Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jul 1st, 2021 at 10:26am: Christ Almighty - the news article said two bollocky blokes were startled by a deer and bolted to the bush... how hard is it to think of two bollocky blokes bolting through the bush pursued by a relentless deer? T'bugger is wrong with you all arguing sh1t?  You can't tell me you didn't think the same thing - and it has nothing to do with any sexual inclination... but jeez it's good for a laugh.... NO, its not thinking about its imagining the two naked guys. Theres a difference. You mean you don't think in pictures? Poor old Karnal and hir twisted Freudian non-revelations about sexuality..... I think a bloke pissing on a woman is disgusting - no way in the world would it turn me on to consider it...  same as some sheila pissing on another sheila ... this bullshit that poofter loathers are hidden poofter lovers is just that - bullshit, and one or two Southern Preachers (Ah Feel The Powah!) being caught with boys doesn't change the rule for the majority. Every second-rate poofter's defence of poofterism is that everyone does it though most don't admit it or that heterosexual men have had their poofterism beaten out of them in childhood... what utter twaddle.. the equipment on both sides is designed for heterosexual action.... sorry 'bout that... and any who use it for other purposes are the confused ones. Poofterism is simply alien to the vast majority.... sorry 'bout that... back in the closet!!

Absolute nonsense. Matty is perfectly entitled to express his sexual desires and should be encouraged to do so.

Have you read the old boy's book? No. Now, you go away, do your research and come back when you have something worthwhile to offer.

Don't you listen to him, Matty. Going back in the closet could be dangerous at this point in your recovery. Have Frank quote you a citation. The section on scatting is most enlightening.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 10:46am:

Karnal, Some souls have turned so far from God that pain is the only way to call them back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g76LwvbBEI

Yes, for some, it can be beneficial. Every case is different.

Matty needs to get in touch with his innermost desires. I'm sure we can all agree on that.

AiA wrote on Jul 1^st, 2021 at 11:42am:

"I suck cock, therefore I am." R Descartes

The corollary is - "I suck cock, therefore nobody else exists."

There's your problem.... covers both your rabid feminists and your raging poofs.... all in one...