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Message started by Gordon on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:38pm

Title: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gordon on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:38pm
I wonder which mosque he poops at?

Poo bandit caught on camera outside Sydney law firm pleads guilty


A man who did a poo on the doorstep of a Sydney law firm was captured on CCTV waddling around the balcony “with his pants around his ankles and his bare backside in full view”, court documents have revealed.

Michael Makdessi had attempted to cover his tracks by stealing one of the security cameras on the “open-air” deck outside Astor Legal, formerly Marsh Blom Lawyers, on George St in Parramatta.

The 33-year-old works as a barber nearby.

His foul bowel movements spanned five minutes on a Sunday morning last October.

The incident came about after the building’s owner and the legal tenants kicked up a stink over Makdessi’s persistent smoking “in the area directly beneath the entrance to their offices”.

“There have been ongoing requests by both parties for the accused to cease this behaviour and leave the area,” police said in court documents seen by news.com.au.

“Despite this, the accused continues to trespass and smoke at the location.”

At 9am on October 13, Makdessi – wearing a grey hoodie, black tracksuit pants and white runners – was captured on CCTV walking across the wooden balcony outside the law firm.

He latches onto a door frame and is seen jumping and hitting a camera down with his hand, causing it to fall onto the floor and stop working.

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The camera mounted on the wall behind Makdessi filmed his next moves.

“About 9.03am, the accused is captured walking with his pants around his ankles and his bare backside in full view,” police facts tendered to Parramatta Local Court states.

“A number of white tissues can be seen on the door mat outside the main entrance to the office of Marsh and Blom Lawyers. The accused walks to a corner of the balcony and appears to urinate in the corner.

“About 9.04am, the accused is captured walking around with his pants around his ankles with his penis in full view.

“He is captured picking up two white tissues from the floor and placing them together before wiping his backside with the tissue. The accused then folds the tissue again before the CCTV footage stops.”

With his pants pulled back up, Makdessi was filmed from a camera inside one of the offices dashing down the staircase, leaving the tissues on the doormat outside Astor Legal.

He was also seen to have pocketed the $345 black and white Arlo Pro 2 CCTV camera.

That night, the building’s owner remotely checked the CCTV footage and “immediately identified the male depicted” to be Makdessi “due to his previous dealings with him”, the court papers state.

He later notified the firm who also identified the poo bandit due to their “numerous dealings” with Makdessi.

“A number of photographs were obtained and provided to police before the faecal matter was removed and forensically cleaned,” the documents state.

Police arrived shortly before noon the next day – more than 24 hours after the defecation – and found a number of tissues on the floor “with what appeared to be faeces on them”.

“Police could also smell a strong aroma of faeces,” the documents state.

“The tissues were photographed by police before they were disposed of.”

Makdessi was arrested on October 16 and admitted to the crimes. In an electronic interview, he further made “full and frank admissions” about “defecating on the doorstep” and stealing the CCTV camera.

“During the interview the accused notified police as to the location of the stolen CCTV camera and ensured he would facilitate its return to police and in turn the rightful owner of the property,” police said.

“He was asked if he would have returned the camera without police intervention, the accused replied, ‘Probably not’.”
He glanced at one of the CCTV cameras before fleeing the scene. Picture: Supplied

Police took photographs of his face, head and the “distinctive black pistol tattoo” on his upper right thigh as it was captured on the CCTV.

The 33-year-old has pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour in a public place and larceny, conceding in court documents seen by news.com.au today it was a “disgusting act”.

Makdessi’s criminal history spans 16 pages including time behind bars for leading police on a pursuit and driving while disqualified.

But he’s fully co-operated with police and shown remorse for his behaviour, the papers state.

He pays board to live at his family home in Toongabbie in Sydney’s west and has no dependants.

His bail conditions include to be of good behaviour and stay away from the upper level offices and veranda, the toilets, driveway and “the land outside” the lower level of the George St building. He also must not contact or approach any employee of the legal firm.

Makdessi is, however, allowed to go to the Thai and Lebanese restaurants and computer shop.

He is due to be sentenced on March 11.


https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/poo-bandit-caught-on-camera-outside-sydney-law-firm-pleads-guilty/news-story/7627e16e41ab7207819e91a12d340f6b

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Frank on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:43pm
Skilled migration or family reunion?


Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by cods on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:49pm
I wonder what his sentence was!!!!! 32 with 16 pages of crimes.... :-/ :-/ :-/..seeing as how it was all caught on camera bhow the hell could he deny anything...even down to a tattoo....yet bet he scored a low sentence because he didnt argue..what a joke.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Setanta on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:54pm

Frank wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:43pm:
Skilled migration or family reunion?


Certainly has a skill I do not possess.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm
Wasn't me.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gordon on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:52pm

Frank wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:43pm:
Skilled migration or family reunion?


Hard to say, dear. Interested in employing him?

Miam miam, no?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:02pm

Setanta wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:54pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:43pm:
Skilled migration or family reunion?


Certainly has a skill I do not possess.


Now now, don't sell yourself short, dear.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gordon on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:08pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?


Last name is Muzzo, Michael is anglicised. HTH

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Frank on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:10pm

Setanta wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:54pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 6:43pm:
Skilled migration or family reunion?


Certainly has a skill I do not possess.

You could get a student visa and skill up.
Millions of petrol station attendants from...ahem... have done so. You could too.


Every petrol station in Sydney is manned by degree qualified  'skilled immigrants' from India. 

It's only racists who notice it, of course.


Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Frank on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:18pm
The bigger question - why does Australia have muslim shitters?

Why does a country like Australia have to contend with and import lebanese, chinese, african etc shitters?  Why can't  Australia be left alone to be Australian? Why add poo as 'vibrant enhancement' to something unique and great? Why must everything be turned into 'diversity' poo!





Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by AiA on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:38pm
Aussie, did anyone lay a turd in front of your office?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gordon on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:45pm

AiA wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:38pm:
Aussie, did anyone lay a turd in front of your office?


What is Aussie well known for doing with turds?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:46pm

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?


Last name is Muzzo, Michael is anglicised. HTH


I'm not seeing any Qurans or prayer books, dear.

You didn't post this because he's Muslim, you posted it because he's tinted.

Over to you, Agatha. You give Gordon a good piece of your mind.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:49pm

Frank wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:18pm:
The bigger question - why does Australia have muslim shitters?

Why does a country like Australia have to contend with and import lebanese, chinese, african etc shitters?  Why can't  Australia be left alone to be Australian? Why add poo as 'vibrant enhancement' to something unique and great? Why must everything be turned into 'diversity' poo!


Because we have demand, dear boy. We have you.

Yes you, you silly old stool-fancier. Do you know what you are, dear chap?

You're greedy. Leave some for the rest of us, okay? 

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Frank on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:51pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:46pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?


Last name is Muzzo, Michael is anglicised. HTH



You didn't post this because he's Muslim, you posted it because he's tinted.


Stupid lazy - no, wait!  Lazy stupid! 


Karnal will conjugate it to death.

Go on, kermit, dance!


Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:54pm

Frank wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:46pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?


Last name is Muzzo, Michael is anglicised. HTH



You didn't post this because he's Muslim, you posted it because he's tinted.


Stupid lazy - no, wait!  Lazy stupid! 


Karnal will conjugate it to death.

Go on, kermit, dance!


No. I'm not giving you any more stool, old boy. You're full.

Time for beddie-byes.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by AiA on Jul 18th, 2021 at 11:40pm

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:45pm:

AiA wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:38pm:
Aussie, did anyone lay a turd in front of your office?


What is Aussie well known for doing with turds?



He isn't known as "The Turd Sorter" for nothing ...

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gnads on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:58am

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:46pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?


Last name is Muzzo, Michael is anglicised. HTH


I'm not seeing any Qurans or prayer books, dear.

You didn't post this because he's Muslim, you posted it because he's tinted.

Over to you, Agatha. You give Gordon a good piece of your mind.


A very pale tint

you should join him

you're full of shyte

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 10:12am

Gnads wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:58am:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:46pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 9:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:56pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:51pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 18th, 2021 at 8:48pm:
Wasn't me.


Prove it.


Michael is a Christian name, dear. Why did you allude to this Falafel-shiitter's mosque?


Last name is Muzzo, Michael is anglicised. HTH


I'm not seeing any Qurans or prayer books, dear.

You didn't post this because he's Muslim, you posted it because he's tinted.

Over to you, Agatha. You give Gordon a good piece of your mind.


A very pale tint

you should join him

you're full of shyte


Now now, Gonads, correlation not causation.

Just because I live near Parramatta and have a mosque on my street is no cause to be under suspicion for this heinous act.

You?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Valkie on Jul 19th, 2021 at 3:45pm
BRING BACK THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY AND GET RID OF THIS FILTH.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:45pm

Valkie wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 3:45pm:
BRING BACK THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY AND GET RID OF THIS FILTH.


Strange. You didn't respond to this one, Matty:


Karnal wrote on Jul 14th, 2021 at 8:11pm:
Not racist...


Quote:
A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


Now why is that?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Bobby. on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:54pm
He crapped in a swimming pool:

Deane Richard Roach


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.
Key points:

    Deane Roach was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage

    Roach exposed himself and defecated in the ACT Arthritis pool, then allegedly verbally abused the charity’s manager after she confronted his behaviour

    He also targeted two other public swimming pools in Canberra

Deane Richard Roach, 43, was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage after he exposed himself at several Canberra pools.


Hang em and hang em high.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbKHZdGcE

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
He crapped in a swimming pool:

Deane Richard Roach


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.
Key points:

    Deane Roach was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage

    Roach exposed himself and defecated in the ACT Arthritis pool, then allegedly verbally abused the charity’s manager after she confronted his behaviour

    He also targeted two other public swimming pools in Canberra

Deane Richard Roach, 43, was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage after he exposed himself at several Canberra pools.


Hang em and hang em high.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbKHZdGcE


Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Bobby. on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:05pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm:
Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?




Maybe Gordon didn't know about that freak?
Do you agree that he needs a good public hanging?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Sir lastnail on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:26pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-VLDfCl5ak

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gordon on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:01pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
He crapped in a swimming pool:

Deane Richard Roach


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.
Key points:

    Deane Roach was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage

    Roach exposed himself and defecated in the ACT Arthritis pool, then allegedly verbally abused the charity’s manager after she confronted his behaviour

    He also targeted two other public swimming pools in Canberra

Deane Richard Roach, 43, was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage after he exposed himself at several Canberra pools.


Hang em and hang em high.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbKHZdGcE


Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?


Generally not my area of interest as I'm not on the poop desk, our Parramatta poop bandit came to my attention for an entirely different reason. He's just been pinged for operating his barbershop contrary to lockdown laws and that linked to his poop-exploits.

In the future, I'll try to leave everything anus and poop to your good self. I won't cut your grass again, mkay?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:45pm

Gordon wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
He crapped in a swimming pool:

Deane Richard Roach


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.
Key points:

    Deane Roach was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage

    Roach exposed himself and defecated in the ACT Arthritis pool, then allegedly verbally abused the charity’s manager after she confronted his behaviour

    He also targeted two other public swimming pools in Canberra

Deane Richard Roach, 43, was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage after he exposed himself at several Canberra pools.


Hang em and hang em high.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbKHZdGcE


Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?


Generally not my area of interest as I'm not on the poop desk, our Parramatta poop bandit came to my attention for an entirely different reason. He's just been pinged for operating his barbershop contrary to lockdown laws and that linked to his poop-exploits.

In the future, I'll try to leave everything anus and poop to your good self. I won't cut your grass again, mkay?


Oh, I see. So you meant to post a completely different story.

An easy mistake to make. Do you have your barbershop article there, Gordon?

Cheers.

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:47pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:05pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm:
Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?




Maybe Gordon didn't know about that freak?
Do you agree that he needs a good public hanging?


I most certainly do not. The old boy needs the product, you see.

You?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:51pm

Sir lastnail wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:26pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-VLDfCl5ak


How terrible. We do feel for these people, dear, but I must disclose some curiosity.

Were they tinted?

Or just innocent barbers?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Frank on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:58pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:51pm:

Sir lastnail wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:26pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-VLDfCl5ak


How terrible. We do feel for these people, dear, but I must disclose some curiosity.

Were they tinted?

Or just innocent barbers?

You ARE prominent on the poop thread, aren't you?  Is it the smell or the idea that attracts you so?

Let fd answer your question first.


Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Gordon on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:59pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:45pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
He crapped in a swimming pool:

Deane Richard Roach


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.
Key points:

    Deane Roach was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage

    Roach exposed himself and defecated in the ACT Arthritis pool, then allegedly verbally abused the charity’s manager after she confronted his behaviour

    He also targeted two other public swimming pools in Canberra

Deane Richard Roach, 43, was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage after he exposed himself at several Canberra pools.


Hang em and hang em high.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbKHZdGcE


Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?


Generally not my area of interest as I'm not on the poop desk, our Parramatta poop bandit came to my attention for an entirely different reason. He's just been pinged for operating his barbershop contrary to lockdown laws and that linked to his poop-exploits.

In the future, I'll try to leave everything anus and poop to your good self. I won't cut your grass again, mkay?


Oh, I see. So you meant to post a completely different story.

An easy mistake to make. Do you have your barbershop article there, Gordon?

Cheers.


The barbershop story was a bit dull and I'm on his side for that, let the Leb cut hair, but I posted the poop story as I know you always come running to the smell of feces. Was I wrong?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by AiA on Jul 19th, 2021 at 10:02pm
Karnal, like Laugh, can't resist the aroma of a warm turd

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 11:22pm

AiA wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 10:02pm:
Karnal, like Laugh, can't resist the aroma of a warm turd


Not at all. I'm much more partial to a jolly story about barbers.

Hair oil, moustache wax, a nice pomade. There's nothing like a good old barber's shop to pique the imagination.

Why do you think Gordon chose to write about stool?

Title: Re: Parramatta poop bandit
Post by Karnal on Jul 19th, 2021 at 11:31pm

Gordon wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:59pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:45pm:

Gordon wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 9:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 8:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 19th, 2021 at 7:54pm:
He crapped in a swimming pool:

Deane Richard Roach


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-14/canberra-man-stalked-charity-manager-after-defecating-in-pool/100293570


A man who defecated in a public pool in Canberra allegedly told staff they "might want to clean that up" as he left the facility, the ACT Magistrates Court has heard.
Key points:

    Deane Roach was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage

    Roach exposed himself and defecated in the ACT Arthritis pool, then allegedly verbally abused the charity’s manager after she confronted his behaviour

    He also targeted two other public swimming pools in Canberra

Deane Richard Roach, 43, was found guilty of 12 offences including acts of indecency, stalking and property damage after he exposed himself at several Canberra pools.


Hang em and hang em high.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbKHZdGcE


Aha. So why do you think Gordon chose to expose a completely different kind of poop bandit?

Do you think it's the modus operandi or, perhaps, something else?

Thoughts?


Generally not my area of interest as I'm not on the poop desk, our Parramatta poop bandit came to my attention for an entirely different reason. He's just been pinged for operating his barbershop contrary to lockdown laws and that linked to his poop-exploits.

In the future, I'll try to leave everything anus and poop to your good self. I won't cut your grass again, mkay?


Oh, I see. So you meant to post a completely different story.

An easy mistake to make. Do you have your barbershop article there, Gordon?

Cheers.


The barbershop story was a bit dull and I'm on his side for that, let the Leb cut hair, but I posted the poop story as I know you always come running to the smell of feces. Was I wrong?


Don't want to say, eh?

We understand. You're homesick for Chez Gordon's, aren't you, dear?

The mirrored ceilings, the stool competitions, Little Miss Laos and Mr Vitz. Ah, the good old days.

You miss them, no?

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