in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome.

and then there were the misfits, the socially awkward, the "nigel no friends', the people who stayed at home being all sad and mediocre. they were basicly chodes.


the chodes (losers) always hated the superior men (the winners).
they were jealous, bitter ans resentful.

but now covid has elevated the mediocre chode-like existance to that of virtue.

the chode , by a stroke of fate, can now, with the full support of the system, yell and scream and hate on his superiors and feel justified in his mediocrity.

it is the chodes time to shine.

lap it up fellas...it will soon be ending  :D :D :D :D

The Da Vinci Chodes?

It's true, Aquascoot. We've brought you down to our level, you see. We thought, we can't have the Superior Man going to the gym and drinking his carrot juice and being basically awesome, something must be done.

I remember seeing one of you driving down the street in his Mercedes with his hot babe wife, all trussed up, perfect eyebrows, nails, etc (I think they were going to a Lebanese wedding). Anyway, it got me thinking - how can we stop this?

Then I remembered: covid. Why not just head over to the Eastern suburbs and cough on everyone? I could take my chode disease over there.

So I went to the fanciest Double Bay hair salon and got an eyebrow tint. I coughed on the counter when she was mixing up the dye.

The rest, as you know, is history. We got lockdown and all you awesome people have to sit at home watching Netflicks with the rest of us. With any luck, they'll keep this going until Christmas - no more gyms, no more sport, business or healthy options at Maccas. No more self-help books. Everybody will be too busy watching Gladys and Scomo and trying to stay safe.

Oh - and we'll spread a bit of the old vaccine hesitancy around to stop people being brave and getting a jab. You watch, we'll have everybody looking to Gladys and Scomo as their mummy and daddy. Their polls will go through the roof.

By the time we're finished, the Superior Man will be a thing of the past, awesomeness will be dead and buried. The youth of today will have two role models to choose from: fat Steve and Janeen.

Cunning, no?

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:22pm:

in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome.

Where to start...?

OK, I'm sure a lot of the "chodes" would like to be doing most or all of those things in NSW right now but...

Socialising... nope, they're  in lockdown... $5000 fine for not complying.

Playing sport... nope, same as above (unless its the AFL or other 'big name' sports, of course).

Run businesses... a lot probably did (especially small businesses) but Covid and its associated lockdowns and restrictions has sent a lot of them broke.

Travelled... yep, probably did a lot of that but Covid and its associated restrictions put a stop to that as well (unless of course you're one of the abovementioned 'big name' sports stars or a celebrity, etc.).

Went on adventures... same as above.

Basically awesome... we'll leave that one to you.  ::)

Anything else?

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:22pm:

in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome. and then there were the misfits, the socially awkward, the "nigel no friends', the people who stayed at home being all sad and mediocre. they were basicly chodes. the chodes (losers) always hated the superior men (the winners). they were jealous, bitter ans resentful. but now covid has elevated the mediocre chode-like existance to that of virtue. the chode , by a stroke of fate, can now, with the full support of the system, yell and scream and hate on his superiors and feel justified in his mediocrity. it is the chodes time to shine. lap it up fellas...it will soon be ending  :D :D :D :D

Not only but also...

Research has shown that women select more masculine males when they ovulate, compared to other times in their menstrual cycle.
The pill, however, has flattened this variation by stopping ovulation. So 'women's liberation'; has meant that more 'Nigel no friends'  have met their Janines and together more of them had their little Jaydens and Epponnee-Raes.

Carl D wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:47pm:

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 12:22pm: in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome. Where to start...? OK, I'm sure a lot of the "chodes" would like to be doing most or all of those things in NSW right now but... Socialising... nope, they're  in lockdown... $5000 fine for not complying. Playing sport... nope, same as above (unless its the AFL or other 'big name' sports, of course). Run businesses... a lot probably did (especially small businesses) but Covid and its asociated lockdowns and restrictions has sent a lot of them broke. Travelled... yep, probably did a lot of that but Covid and its associated restrictions put a stop to that as well (unless of course you're one of the abovementioned 'big name' sports stars or a celebrity, etc.). Went on adventures... same as above. Basically awesome... we'll leave that one to you.  ::) Anything else?

Chodes don't do stuff like that, Carl, they basically live lives of pure garbage.

They live in aged care homes and have disabilities. The slightest bit of activity frightens them, and they cant even wipe their own bottoms.

They've had 18 months to hit the gym, do their physio and get their lives back, but they couldn't be bothered.

Thank God we still have some courageous people left - active, enterprising individuals who are willing to preach awesomenes and be a model for the youth of today.

Frank wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:59pm:

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 12:22pm: in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome. and then there were the misfits, the socially awkward, the "nigel no friends', the people who stayed at home being all sad and mediocre. they were basicly chodes. the chodes (losers) always hated the superior men (the winners). they were jealous, bitter ans resentful. but now covid has elevated the mediocre chode-like existance to that of virtue. the chode , by a stroke of fate, can now, with the full support of the system, yell and scream and hate on his superiors and feel justified in his mediocrity. it is the chodes time to shine. lap it up fellas...it will soon be ending  :D :D :D :D Not only but also... Research has shown that women select more masculine males when they ovulate, compared to other times in their menstrual cycle. The pill, however, has flattened this variation by stopping ovulation. So 'women's liberation'; has meant that more 'Nigel no friends'  have met their Janines and together more of them had their little Jaydens and Epponnee-Raes.

Can you please provide said research?

Frank wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:59pm:

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 12:22pm: in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome. and then there were the misfits, the socially awkward, the "nigel no friends', the people who stayed at home being all sad and mediocre. they were basicly chodes. the chodes (losers) always hated the superior men (the winners). they were jealous, bitter ans resentful. but now covid has elevated the mediocre chode-like existance to that of virtue. the chode , by a stroke of fate, can now, with the full support of the system, yell and scream and hate on his superiors and feel justified in his mediocrity. it is the chodes time to shine. lap it up fellas...it will soon be ending  :D :D :D :D Not only but also... Research has shown that women select more masculine males when they ovulate, compared to other times in their menstrual cycle. The pill, however, has flattened this variation by stopping ovulation. So 'women's liberation'; has meant that more 'Nigel no friends'  have met their Janines and together more of them had their little Jaydens and Epponnee-Raes.

Exactly. Before the pill, the fillies were up for a firm hand and a bit of biff if they stepped out of line. Now they're all bra-burners with softcock "partners".

Karnal wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:45pm:

It's true, Aquascoot. We've brought you down to our level, you see. We thought, we can't have the Superior Man going to the gym and drinking his carrot juice and being basically awesome, something must be done. I remember seeing one of you driving down the street in his Mercedes with his hot babe wife, all trussed up, perfect eyebrows, nails, etc (I think they were going to a Lebanese wedding). Anyway, it got me thinking - how can we stop this? Then I remembered: covid. Why not just head over to the Eastern suburbs and cough on everyone? I could take my chode disease over there. So I went to the fanciest Double Bay hair salon and got an eyebrow tint. I coughed on the counter when she was mixing up the dye. The rest, as you know, is history. We got lockdown and all you awesome people have to sit at home watching Netflicks with the rest of us. With any luck, they'll keep this going until Christmas - no more gyms, no more sport, business or healthy options at Maccas. No more self-help books. Everybody will be too busy watching Gladys and Scomo and trying to stay safe. Oh - and we'll spread a bit of the old vaccine hesitancy around to stop people being brave and getting a jab. You watch, we'll have everybody looking to Gladys and Scomo as their mummy and daddy. Their polls will go through the roof. By the time we're finished, the Superior Man will be a thing of the past, awesomeness will be dead and buried. The youth of today will have two role models to choose from: fat Steve and Janeen. Cunning, no?

never waste a crisis.hey, caramel

its important to demolish the next generation by denying them access to school and socialising so they can be "consumers " anchored to the couch, screaming for their universal basic income

For someone who puffs himself up to be a bigshot—he sure needs to come here a lot to bignote himself, almost as if he is not much more than a chode.

The content he posts is utterly worthless, just the chode trying to build up his ego.

chode


a penis, especially one characterized as being short and thick.

You are the only one looks up to horseboy. That says something not very good about you, Booby.

Karnal wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 1:03pm:

Chodes don't do stuff like that, Carl, they basically live lives of pure garbage. They live in aged care homes and have disabilities. The slightest bit of activity frightens them, and they cant even wipe their own bottoms. They've had 18 months to hit the gym, do their physio and get their lives back, but they couldn't be bothered. Thank God we still have some courageous people left - active, enterprising individuals who are willing to preach awesomenes and be a model for the youth of today.

But... but... but... the "awesome aqua" was only telling us the other day that the Chodes were all public servants - Fat Steve and Fat Janeen, etc.

Surely they couldn't be still in their jobs while they're living in aged care homes and have disabilities? I was always under the impression most or all of them retired on their government (i.e. taxpayer) funded superannuation or pensions by the age of 55 or 60, just like most of the politicians do.

Carl D wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 2:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 1:03pm: Chodes don't do stuff like that, Carl, they basically live lives of pure garbage. They live in aged care homes and have disabilities. The slightest bit of activity frightens them, and they cant even wipe their own bottoms. They've had 18 months to hit the gym, do their physio and get their lives back, but they couldn't be bothered. Thank God we still have some courageous people left - active, enterprising individuals who are willing to preach awesomenes and be a model for the youth of today. But... but... but... the "awesome aqua" was only telling us the other day that the Chodes were all public servants - Fat Steve and Fat Janeen, etc. Surely they couldn't be still in their jobs while they're living in aged care homes and have disabilities? I was always under the impression most or all of them retired on their government (i.e. taxpayer) funded superannuation or pensions by the age of 55 or 60, just like most of the politicians do.

if they live in aged care homes or have disabilities they have been eligible for the vax for months.

so what are they frightened of?

no longer being the centre of attention ?

this is Aquascoot being a superior man

https://64.media.tumblr.com/356e48feb0768a9c928bffad6db8bb54/tumblr_nahz1bU3Xp1sodo64o1_400.gif

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 4:57pm:

Carl D wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 2:08pm: Karnal wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 1:03pm: Chodes don't do stuff like that, Carl, they basically live lives of pure garbage. They live in aged care homes and have disabilities. The slightest bit of activity frightens them, and they cant even wipe their own bottoms. They've had 18 months to hit the gym, do their physio and get their lives back, but they couldn't be bothered. Thank God we still have some courageous people left - active, enterprising individuals who are willing to preach awesomenes and be a model for the youth of today. But... but... but... the "awesome aqua" was only telling us the other day that the Chodes were all public servants - Fat Steve and Fat Janeen, etc. Surely they couldn't be still in their jobs while they're living in aged care homes and have disabilities? I was always under the impression most or all of them retired on their government (i.e. taxpayer) funded superannuation or pensions by the age of 55 or 60, just like most of the politicians do. if they live in aged care homes or have disabilities they have been eligible for the vax for months. so what are they frightened of? no longer being the centre of attention ?

That your fear, chode?

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 1:13pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 12:45pm: It's true, Aquascoot. We've brought you down to our level, you see. We thought, we can't have the Superior Man going to the gym and drinking his carrot juice and being basically awesome, something must be done. I remember seeing one of you driving down the street in his Mercedes with his hot babe wife, all trussed up, perfect eyebrows, nails, etc (I think they were going to a Lebanese wedding). Anyway, it got me thinking - how can we stop this? Then I remembered: covid. Why not just head over to the Eastern suburbs and cough on everyone? I could take my chode disease over there. So I went to the fanciest Double Bay hair salon and got an eyebrow tint. I coughed on the counter when she was mixing up the dye. The rest, as you know, is history. We got lockdown and all you awesome people have to sit at home watching Netflicks with the rest of us. With any luck, they'll keep this going until Christmas - no more gyms, no more sport, business or healthy options at Maccas. No more self-help books. Everybody will be too busy watching Gladys and Scomo and trying to stay safe. Oh - and we'll spread a bit of the old vaccine hesitancy around to stop people being brave and getting a jab. You watch, we'll have everybody looking to Gladys and Scomo as their mummy and daddy. Their polls will go through the roof. By the time we're finished, the Superior Man will be a thing of the past, awesomeness will be dead and buried. The youth of today will have two role models to choose from: fat Steve and Janeen. Cunning, no? never waste a crisis.hey, caramel its important to demolish the next generation by denying them access to school and socialising so they can be "consumers " anchored to the couch, screaming for their universal basic income

Oh, I know. The sooner everybody else is living on $250 a week with Gladys and Scomo footing the bill, the better. Do you know what this is, dear?

It's a war. Culture wars. Those who want to sit at home nursing their disabilities in their Houso properties versus the awesome, hard-working Joe Lunchbox types.

Well, tough-titties, Joe, we've got Gladys and Scomo. Who's your daddy?

You people can virtue signal to your heart's content, what are you going to do? Go outside?

Grappler Deep State Feller wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:26pm:

The Da Vinci Chodes?

SNAP!

Give that man a cigar!

Carl D wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 2:08pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 16th, 2021 at 1:03pm: Chodes don't do stuff like that, Carl, they basically live lives of pure garbage. They live in aged care homes and have disabilities. The slightest bit of activity frightens them, and they cant even wipe their own bottoms. They've had 18 months to hit the gym, do their physio and get their lives back, but they couldn't be bothered. Thank God we still have some courageous people left - active, enterprising individuals who are willing to preach awesomenes and be a model for the youth of today. But... but... but... the "awesome aqua" was only telling us the other day that the Chodes were all public servants - Fat Steve and Fat Janeen, etc. Surely they couldn't be still in their jobs while they're living in aged care homes and have disabilities? I was always under the impression most or all of them retired on their government (i.e. taxpayer) funded superannuation or pensions by the age of 55 or 60, just like most of the politicians do.

Exactly. Public servants too. They've had 18 months to lose the kilos, build muscle, burn fat and create their best body ever.

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Scott Morrison now cannot travel through the country he governs. The Prime Minister is a prisoner in Canberra and his political fortunes in the run up to the next election will rise and fall on the whims of premiers and chief ministers.

He could return to Sydney but that would mean being trapped in a lockdown that shows no sign of ending. With the ACT deemed a hotspot by every other jurisdiction, he cannot travel interstate without running the gauntlet of a rats’ nest of restrictions. These are likely to persist until Christmas, but could last well into next year.


Even his movements within a territory constitutionally contrived to exist solely for the purpose of housing federal Parliament are being limited by the orders of that jurisdiction’s Chief Health Officer. This last indignity is the final act in Australia’s Theatre of the Absurd. The ACT government has no power to decide whether federal Parliament can sit but, if it has its way, will stop next week’s sitting.

But Morrison accedes to every excess because he is convinced that he cannot win a head-to-head battle with a state leader. He is probably right. So conditioned by fear are Australians to accepting the notion that COVID-19 is equivalent to the plague, the majority have learned to love Big Brother and hate dissenters.

As noted here before, it took us 230 years, but we finally managed to perfect the prison colony. We have even invented a perverse new “Covese” lexicon where “freedoms” are not rights, but gifts bestowed by premiers and where the police complain of “illegal family gatherings”.


Among the most depressing aspects of this supine acceptance of rank authoritarianism is the role of the media. Much of it has become a cheer squad for the blunt instrument of lockdowns and a moral hall monitor that polices thought crimes. The same organs that ritually hyperventilate about the detention of asylum seekers are the loudest voices in advocating imprisoning entire states.

This column noted at the outset of this crisis that one day we would debate which was worse – the disease or the cure. It has argued that we should not have reversed the historic balance of interests to favour the old over the young. It has said politicians should not outsource their decision-making to doctors and that there is such a thing as bad expert advice. These are clearly not popular ideas, but they are arguments we need to have. If some had their way, voicing them would also be banned.

Some lockdown fetishists appear to be planning to make shutdowns a lifestyle. There are sage warnings from “experts” not to pin our hopes of liberation on high rates of vaccination, for their perfect future to be realised restrictions must be as endemic as the disease.

Morrison’s powerlessness runs far deeper than just the limitation on his freedom of movement because it is the premiers who will decide how Australia charts its course out of this crisis. Who actually believed that they would interpret the vaccination road map in the same way? More bone-deep damage to the federation is in store because they are now at very different stages of coming to the inevitable conclusion that learning to live with an endemic disease means accepting COVID Zero is not an option. There is no risk-free dismount, the only way out is through vaccination and exposure.

But we can’t keep doing what we are doing. As Lucius Annaeus Seneca noted 2000 years ago: “Errare humanum est, sed perseverare diabolicum.” To err is human, but to persist is diabolical.


https://www.smh.com.au/national/scott-morrison-has-little-control-over-australia-s-destiny-or-his-own-20210817-p58jdy.html

Great article by Chris Uhlman. The Federal Government's only power is to pay for the Premiers' rulings.

Quote:

Great article by Chris Uhlman. The Federal Government's only power is to pay for the Premiers' rulings.

Oh, ja. It's in the constitution, no?

That's right, old boy, good old state law. It's what you used to excuse your Dear Leader in America, yes?

No, you said, Dear Leader is not to blame for covid. National leadership? Shurely shome mishtake. You blamed the states.

Then, when the states flex their muscles, you blame the PM. Confusing?

Not at all. It's just what we expect from a slippery, spineless, yeah-but-no-but agit prop propagandist.

Just so.

Karnal wrote on Aug 18^th, 2021 at 1:56pm:

Quote: Great article by Chris Uhlman. The Federal Government's only power is to pay for the Premiers' rulings. Oh, ja. It's in the constitution, no? That's right, old boy, good old state law. It's what you used to excuse your Dear Leader in America, yes? No, you said, Dear Leader is not to blame for covid. National leadership? Shurely shome mishtake. You blamed the states. Then, when the states flex their muscles, you blame the PM. Confusing? Not at all. It's just what we expect from a slippery, spineless, yeah-but-no-but agit prop propagandist. Just so.

Good to see you still out of your mind, with no plans to move towards sanity.
Bananas over there, have your fill.
What news from Lahore? Family celebrating? Lovely. Clap hands between bananas, there's  a good vibrant.

Frank wrote on Aug 18^th, 2021 at 9:43pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 18th, 2021 at 1:56pm: Quote: Great article by Chris Uhlman. The Federal Government's only power is to pay for the Premiers' rulings. Oh, ja. It's in the constitution, no? That's right, old boy, good old state law. It's what you used to excuse your Dear Leader in America, yes? No, you said, Dear Leader is not to blame for covid. National leadership? Shurely shome mishtake. You blamed the states. Then, when the states flex their muscles, you blame the PM. Confusing? Not at all. It's just what we expect from a slippery, spineless, yeah-but-no-but agit prop propagandist. Just so. Good to see you still out of your mind, with no plans to move towards sanity. Bananas over there, have your fill. What news from Lahore? Family celebrating? Lovely. Clap hands between bananas, there's  a good vibrant.

Yes, old boy, you'll always have bananas. We wouldn't have it any other way, no?

According to you, we're Danish. British, Bufties, the lot. We're a bunch of jolly old beard-strokers, but that's just us.

But I'm curious. Does that include Buftie Boongs too? How about the Pakis?

Cheers.

A frontline doctor ( in England) says he now has very few Covid patients. Many of those who remain are apparently vaccinated but, he writes: ‘So high is the proportion that are significantly overweight that I doubt it is the work of the dastardly Delta variant circumnavigating their vaccine-induced defences.’ His explanation is simpler: ‘Vaccines are supposed to be injected intramuscularly, but these patients’ shoulders are so blubbery that the needle probably didn’t penetrate beyond the subcutaneous fat layer. The precious vaccine material will have simply sat ensconced in inert adiposity, and no immune response will have been provoked.’

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:22pm:

... there were the misfits, the socially awkward, the "nigel no friends', the people who stayed at home being all sad and mediocre. they were ... chodes.

A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode&amp=true&page=14


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