Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy.

They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country.
Aussies are so lazy. :D

Jasin wrote on Nov 17^th, 2021 at 9:42am:

Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D

That's (Raro)tonga in cheek, shurely.

Aussies like Valkie :D
Need hand-outs like Submarines from the British and USA ;D

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Jasin wrote on Nov 17^th, 2021 at 9:58am:

Aussies like Valkie :D Need hand-outs like Submarines from the British and USA ;D

Sad dropkick.

You are projecting your own inadequacies again.

I'm a self funded retiree.
Living off money I have put away from years of working and saving.

You will never know what that's like, so just go away and think of who is the real idiot needing handouts.

Not me buddy,

What's the dole these days, you should know.

Poor old Valkie takes his self-funds out of Mother's purse. Not self-retired, "early" retired. Invalid pension. Mental health. Chronic fatigue, bad back, etc. So sad, too bad, so unfair.

And that's okay. We don't mind paying. One in, all in, tinted and tanned alike, ya?

If you prick him does he not bleed? If you victimise him does he not shriek wacist? If you breed him does he not produce your offspring?

I think he does. Matty, you see, is one of us. He's a little Aussie breeder, looking for love. Matty wants our praise so badly, and why not? He makes marvellous little stools, all he has to do is take a dump.

Oh, Matty, that's a nice one, can you make another?

Ooh-er, I like that. It looks like an Aboriginal bark painting. Can I take a picture?

Matty's not retired, boys, he keeps on putting out, day after day after day.

Jasin wrote on Nov 17^th, 2021 at 9:42am:

Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D

We won't have that, dear. Matty makes himself ever so busy choking darkies. It's a tough job. Somebody has to do it, no?

Matty takes his money from the public purse. He earns it, just like everybody else. Every five years, Matty has to get a signature off his doctor. You won't see teachers doing that, or public servants, or the leftards. Matty works for a living. It's just the chap he is, no?

Hey Matty, give the quacks a stool sample next time, okay? Make them work for it. Show them what you're made of.

Years of working and saving and this is the thanks you get? Typical.

Make sure to leave some on the walls of the medical centre disabled toilet.

Aussies are lazy...

Too right, mate, no bloody use workin' yer guts out t' pay fer a bunch of lazy, useless layabouts that the government keeps bringin' in.. god knows why ... but fair crack of the whip - if them bludgers can get a free ride, no point me busting me gut t' feed 'em all while they rip the system off, have a million kids with a bunch of stupid sheilas an' cop it sweet fer life while I sweat all bloody day t' keep 'em....

Anyway - I'm working for the electoral office come this local election - fer those of yez who imagine yerselves great detectives an' figure yez know all about me... that should raise some questions with ya.... no time fer playin' spiders over a pack o' losers .... some of yez reckon I've done all these things... but the govumint still trusts me.... wonder why?

Jasin wrote on Nov 17^th, 2021 at 9:42am:

Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D

Says a scab who takes the benefits without contributing. ::)

Gnads wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 7:37am:

Jasin wrote on Nov 17th, 2021 at 9:42am: Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D Says a scab who takes the benefits without contributing. ::)

It would be interesting to know how many years he has worked, how much tax he has paid, if he works at all.

Valkie wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 8:29am:

Gnads wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 7:37am: Jasin wrote on Nov 17th, 2021 at 9:42am: Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D Says a scab who takes the benefits without contributing. ::) It would be interesting to know how many years he has worked, how much tax he has paid, if he works at all.

We don't need to see your timesheet, son, we know.

You put in a good eight hours here, ya?

2 old queers Karamel & Aye-I-Aye are strolling past a mortuary....

Karamel says to his mate - "How about we go in and slip into a couple of coldies?"

Gnads wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 7:35am:

2 old queers Karamel & Aye-I-Aye are strolling past a mortuary.... Karamel says to his mate - "How about we go in and slip into a couple of coldies?"

Been there, done that.

Karamel and A walk past Gonads. How about...

Nah, forget it. He's a squealer.

Gnads wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 7:37am:

Jasin wrote on Nov 17th, 2021 at 9:42am: Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D Says a scab who takes the benefits without contributing. ::)

Unionists take the money.
Scabs take Uniionists wives and daughters and keep the population ticking ;)

Aussies play victimhood about being mistreated by Britain and go grovelling to the USA for protection and a job as Mercenaries to fight for them against bull-crap Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Australian Actors all need Hollywood to feel like they've succeeded in life.

Australians are the biggest bludgers on the planet.
Grovellers to the USA and whingers about the British looking after them and providing the Welfare.

For a moment, it looked like the Premiers could help run the Australian country 'self-sufficiently' and 'independently' from the PM's of the USA and the Gov-Gens of the UK - but nah, they're capitulating and Australia goes back depending on other countries - even China still.
Half the Australian Economy a few years back was dependent on just x3 Asian nations. ;D

Australians are lazy - too lazy to run their own country.
Need the UK and USA to look after them.

...just like their first year of colonisation where the British had to teach them how to 'work' for a living and American Whaling Ships had to feed them.

Valkie is the laziest of them all.  ;D :D

From the Stone Age in 1787, Australians built one of the most successful, richest, friendliest, most humane  countries on Earth in 200 years flat.

Some laziness. Tsk, tsk  ::) ::)

Frank wrote on Nov 21^st, 2021 at 12:54am:

From the Stone Age in 1787, Australians built one of the most successful, richest, friendliest, most humane  countries on Earth in 200 years flat. Some laziness. Tsk, tsk  ::) ::)

Just so. And then, old boy, we let in you. You?

Yes, you. A goose-stepping, thigh-slapping country-shopper.

You.

We work hard at it..... earned it, too ....

Frank wrote on Nov 21^st, 2021 at 12:54am:

From the Stone Age in 1787, Australians built one of the most successful, richest, friendliest, most humane  countries on Earth in 200 years flat. Some laziness. Tsk, tsk  ::) ::)

Australians didn't - the British and the Americans did.

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 21^st, 2021 at 6:55am:

We work hard at it..... earned it, too ....

Those that actually work, work hard.

And retire early for their efforts.

And the jealous lazy bludgers......complain, whine and plea for more money for doing nothing.

The dole should be for 12 months.
After 12 months its gone...get a job.

There are plenty of jobs out there, they are bringing in people from overseas to do them, should be dole bludgers first.

Work hard at being looked after by the British or sucking up to the USA for a Mercenary job.

Valkie wrote on Nov 21^st, 2021 at 8:17am:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 6:55am: We work hard at it..... earned it, too .... Those that actually work, work hard. And retire early for their efforts. And the jealous lazy bludgers......complain, whine and plea for more money for doing nothing. The dole should be for 12 months. After 12 months its gone...get a job. There are plenty of jobs out there, they are bringing in people from overseas to do them, should be dole bludgers first.

Yes, but what about the invalid pension?

You didn't say.

Valkie spent his life working hard to avoid hard work while giving the appearance of working hard. However, working hard to avoid hard work is harder work than doing the work that was avoided. Valkie wants recognition for this.

Valkie has worked harder on Ozpolitic bashing his keyboard than he ever did in industry.

In fact, Valkie has had a second job 'professing' and publishing false statements claiming he has a truckload of academic credentials. This is evidently hard work for Valkie.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2021 at 6:57pm:

Valkie spent his life working hard to avoid hard work while giving the appearance of working hard. However, working hard to avoid hard work is harder work than doing the work that was avoided. Valkie wants recognition for this. Valkie has worked harder on Ozpolitic bashing his keyboard than he ever did in industry. In fact, Valkie has had a second job 'professing' and publishing false statements claiming he has a truckload of academic credentials. This is evidently hard work for Valkie.

Just so. It's not easy applying for the DSP. There's tests, doctors to convince, Centrelink officials, the list is endless.

Nor is he "self-funded". If he was, he wouldn't meet the criteria.

Matty has gone to a lot of trouble to get the pension - much harder than a simple "early retirement".

I think he should get a bonus. You?

Karnal wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2021 at 7:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:57pm: Valkie spent his life working hard to avoid hard work while giving the appearance of working hard. However, working hard to avoid hard work is harder work than doing the work that was avoided. Valkie wants recognition for this. Valkie has worked harder on Ozpolitic bashing his keyboard than he ever did in industry. In fact, Valkie has had a second job 'professing' and publishing false statements claiming he has a truckload of academic credentials. This is evidently hard work for Valkie. Just so. It's not easy applying for the DSP. There's tests, doctors to convince, Centrelink officials, the list is endless. Nor is he "self-funded". If he was, he wouldn't meet the criteria. Matty has gone to a lot of trouble to get the pension - much harder than a simple "early retirement". I think he should get a bonus. You?

You two are just the match:  Laff until the paki cries. Perfect match.

Frank wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2021 at 8:14pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:53pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:57pm: Valkie spent his life working hard to avoid hard work while giving the appearance of working hard. However, working hard to avoid hard work is harder work than doing the work that was avoided. Valkie wants recognition for this. Valkie has worked harder on Ozpolitic bashing his keyboard than he ever did in industry. In fact, Valkie has had a second job 'professing' and publishing false statements claiming he has a truckload of academic credentials. This is evidently hard work for Valkie. Just so. It's not easy applying for the DSP. There's tests, doctors to convince, Centrelink officials, the list is endless. Nor is he "self-funded". If he was, he wouldn't meet the criteria. Matty has gone to a lot of trouble to get the pension - much harder than a simple "early retirement". I think he should get a bonus. You? You two are just the match:  Laff until the paki cries. Perfect match.

I say, dear boy, do you have any advice for Matty?

Something from Freud On Man's Stool might help.

Any jolly symptoms he could try?

Frank wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2021 at 8:14pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:53pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:57pm: Valkie spent his life working hard to avoid hard work while giving the appearance of working hard. However, working hard to avoid hard work is harder work than doing the work that was avoided. Valkie wants recognition for this. Valkie has worked harder on Ozpolitic bashing his keyboard than he ever did in industry. In fact, Valkie has had a second job 'professing' and publishing false statements claiming he has a truckload of academic credentials. This is evidently hard work for Valkie. Just so. It's not easy applying for the DSP. There's tests, doctors to convince, Centrelink officials, the list is endless. Nor is he "self-funded". If he was, he wouldn't meet the criteria. Matty has gone to a lot of trouble to get the pension - much harder than a simple "early retirement". I think he should get a bonus. You? You two are just the match:  Laff until the paki cries. Perfect match.

Meanwhile, you have Lisa Jones.

mothra wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2021 at 9:48pm:

Frank wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 8:14pm: Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:53pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:57pm: Valkie spent his life working hard to avoid hard work while giving the appearance of working hard. However, working hard to avoid hard work is harder work than doing the work that was avoided. Valkie wants recognition for this. Valkie has worked harder on Ozpolitic bashing his keyboard than he ever did in industry. In fact, Valkie has had a second job 'professing' and publishing false statements claiming he has a truckload of academic credentials. This is evidently hard work for Valkie. Just so. It's not easy applying for the DSP. There's tests, doctors to convince, Centrelink officials, the list is endless. Nor is he "self-funded". If he was, he wouldn't meet the criteria. Matty has gone to a lot of trouble to get the pension - much harder than a simple "early retirement". I think he should get a bonus. You? You two are just the match:  Laff until the paki cries. Perfect match. Meanwhile, you have Lisa Jones.

Shurely shome mishtake.

Who he?

Valkie wrote on Nov 21^st, 2021 at 8:17am:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 6:55am: We work hard at it..... earned it, too .... Those that actually work, work hard. And retire early for their efforts. And the jealous lazy bludgers......complain, whine and plea for more money for doing nothing. The dole should be for 12 months. After 12 months its gone...get a job. There are plenty of jobs out there, they are bringing in people from overseas to do them, should be dole bludgers first.

Precisely!

I don't understand why the unemployed (esp those multi trolls who sit on OzPol whinging about how low their dole payments are) can't humble themselves and accept a simple job like washing dishes for $90 an hr?

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/national/dishwashers-on-90-an-hour-as-staff-shortages-smash-hospitality-sector-20211119-p59a9x.html

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2021 at 10:14pm:

Valkie wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:17am: Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 6:55am: We work hard at it..... earned it, too .... Those that actually work, work hard. And retire early for their efforts. And the jealous lazy bludgers......complain, whine and plea for more money for doing nothing. The dole should be for 12 months. After 12 months its gone...get a job. There are plenty of jobs out there, they are bringing in people from overseas to do them, should be dole bludgers first. Precisely! I don't understand why the unemployed (esp those multi trolls who sit on OzPol whinging about how low their dole payments are) can't humble themselves and accept a simple job like washing dishes for $90 an hr? https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/national/dishwashers-on-90-an-hour-as-staff-shortages-smash-hospitality-sector-20211119-p59a9x.html

Because Matty's disabled, dear, he's already said.

Why do you keep asking the same things?

If Matty needs our help, he just has to ask. The same goes for you. We don't want you slaving away to an early grave in the work house. If you're too sick to work, we'll help you out.

It's just the kind of folk we are. You?

Jasin wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 8:48pm:

Gnads wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 7:37am: Jasin wrote on Nov 17th, 2021 at 9:42am: Aussies, like Valkie, are lazy. They sponge off the British and America for protection, entitlement and anything they can get by playing 'victimhood' of being down-trodden convicts surviving on a loaf of bread. They rely on a Gov-General from the UK and a Prime Minister for the USA to run their country. Aussies are so lazy. :D Says a scab who takes the benefits without contributing. ::) Unionists take the money. Scabs take Uniionists wives and daughters and keep the population ticking ;)

What ever you take it supposed to keep you lucid not fanciful ..........

it's not working.

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 1:34pm:

Gnads wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 7:35am: 2 old queers Karamel & Aye-I-Aye are strolling past a mortuary.... Karamel says to his mate - "How about we go in and slip into a couple of coldies?" Been there, done that. Karamel and A walk past Gonads. How about... Nah, forget it. He's a squealer.

Really?  ;D