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Title: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am
Spare a thought today for the poor unfortunates who don't have a toilet and the people who do, but prefer to defecate outside.
https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Redmond Neck on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:21am
Yuk !
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Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:33am
Obviously India is that standout on this topic, but we also have outside defecators in out midst. Check out the link below.
I'm impressed by how quickly she executes the move, and love how she turns back to check out her handiwork. https://mediaindia.eu/society/70066-open-defecation-free/ https://www.latestly.com/socially/social-viral/bizarre-poo-cyclist-flees-after-defecating-in-strangers-driveway-in-melbournes-brighton-video-2976928.html |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 19th, 2021 at 12:54pm Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:33am:
Dogs, after defecating in a neighbor's front yard, will often turn back to check out the turd, then look around to see if anyone else notices. Do dogs feel poo-pride like this woman? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:41pm
Such Karnality!
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Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:48pm Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am:
Chez Gordon's lawn is thriving. Bobby's gumboot hire at Chez Gordon has never experienced higher business levels than it now is. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Gnads on Nov 19th, 2021 at 5:36pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:48pm:
You'd be still shyting in your pants like a little kid. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 19th, 2021 at 5:53pm
Good, rich flogs in Brighton can clean up her poo LOL
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Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 6:02pm Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 5:53pm:
Is it your job to clean the ablutions block at the trailer park? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by greggerypeccary on Nov 19th, 2021 at 6:50pm |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Frank on Nov 19th, 2021 at 7:21pm Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am:
They are ALL brown, the shitters-everywhere. Please explain. No canna worka together? Wrong tribe, caste, efnicity?? When will all those third worlders WORK TOGETHER to make a better country for themselves?? They live in filth and hate for each other. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 19th, 2021 at 10:46pm Frank wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 7:21pm:
Sorry, old boy? Brown? We hadn't noticed what skin pigmentation they had. Oh, maybe their eyes or their hair, but good heavens, we never thought to look at their levels of melanin. Some sort of correlation going on, is there? Scientific, is it? Sub-human, are they? How utterly despicable. How unhygienic. How diabolically hoofy. Good show, old chap. We need proud new Australians like your jolly self. You flew here, just the way you are. Hermetically sealed, frightfully offended, and ever so tanned. Just think, if you didn't come here, we'd have to make you up. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:11pm greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 6:50pm: Now now, Greggery, the old boy wouldn't know Alan. He listens to ABC Classical Breakfast. He reads the Spectator. He likes Danish. Ageing Anglophile cadavers who love a nice bit of stool, but hate the colour brown? Come come. They're totally different people, no? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:12pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:41pm:
Hilarious 😂🤣😆 |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:17pm Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:33am:
Is that Dan Andrew's front yard??? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:24pm
A celebratory public defecation will be held at Chez Gordon.
The celebration will kick off with a speech from Valkie which is sure to get the bowels of the guests spurting. Seating has been provided on the lawn. Bobby has the gumboot hire franchise. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...
Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D REJECT! |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers. Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:00am Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:24pm:
Oh, if only. Here's the real Chez Gordon's, Mahar Ganj, on the banks of the River Parramattar. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:00am Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm:
Trolls do not understand the exercise of power... One day it will bite you assholes in the ass.... You are on the list...One more such comment from you laughing boy, and I will again report you and seek your permanent ban. Got That? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:03am Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm:
You aren't aware of anything, asshole...... but your time is limited. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension. 25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs. Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no? I wish he'd give up the name of his quack. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:20am Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:03am:
Oh? Taken Valkie yabbying, have you? Grappler's onto him, Laugh. We all knew Valkie wasn't a real Abo, he just ticked the box, thinking he'd get extra benefits. What did Valkie think he was going to get, Grappler? Free pencils for his kids? A NAIDOC showbag? An invite to the next Blacktown City Council smoking ceremony? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy. He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that. Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am
Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?
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Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy. He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers. Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie. He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:30pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am:
It's possible. But I doubt anybody's going to switch it on. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:50pm Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:30pm:
That's why there's a disease called Stupid.... someone has to speak the truth. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
True. Where there's a will there's a way, no? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help. Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear. He needs to be penetrated. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:
That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian. Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:
Ohh, the Karnality. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 20th, 2021 at 5:24pm Gordon wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm:
Merry Xmas and a happy, new year From The Karnal family |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:
Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:21pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 5:24pm:
It's November. The Karnal family don't sell mince pies out of season. We're not Coles, dear. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:23pm AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm:
Just so. If Bobby cared, he'd feed Matty a nice bit of black pudding. You? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.
In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 21st, 2021 at 1:09am Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Gordon's offspring can't help it, Laugh. They get what they're given. They'll eat it and they'll like it, no? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by AiA on Nov 21st, 2021 at 1:50am Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:23pm:
Karnal, black pudding is a sausage which implies hardness. You are giving Bobby credit when none is due. As for Valkie, the mechanical click, click, click of his pacemaker would be a huge turnoff for me. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Gordon on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots. Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained. YUCK. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 21st, 2021 at 11:06am Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is feeling as flushed and as brown as his lawn and has as many footmarks on him as his lawn. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 21st, 2021 at 11:24am
has Bobbys mouth ever been used as a toilet at his favourite glory hole?
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Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:47pm Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
You don't have a lawn, you have a carspace. The nature strip out the front belongs to the council, and is littered with three months worth of broken furniture, you know that. It's appalling. The Health Department have been threatening to close you down for years. The only reason they don't is they don't want you howling racism. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by NorthOfNorth on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:52pm
Ah... Come on... Let's get back to old timey...
Say what you like... But you can't beat a good straight sh!t in a good straight sh!tter. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:05pm Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
Did Banana-fingers Haji Gordon seek Government compensation for loss of revenue? Is the poo drought going to cause Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to face bankruptcy? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:55pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:05pm:
Now now, Laugh, the Chez Gordon business model has suffered. Negative migration, innit. More country shoppers are leaving than coming in. Spare a thought for Gordon, who's applying for compensation as we speak. Why should Eastern Suburbs denizens have to put out? They flew here. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm
WTF is Matty?????
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Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
Ah. Who always says that, Matty? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:
I don't know Greg. Who always says that? And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:
You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times. Would you like to ask me anything else? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:
I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum. And yes...I'd love to ask you something else : Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol? Ta. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm:
But of course. Karnal's the name, remember it. Anal K Paki Bastard, Dirty Little Invert, all noms de plume, as it were. There will only be one Karnal, dear. Not so much an id as an hermeneutic circle, a metaphysical conundrum, a Cartesian DiChOtOmy. Where there was id, there shall ego be. Who's Matty? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:42pm Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
Oh so you're Greggary then. Glad we cleared that up 😂🤣😆 |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by NorthOfNorth on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 5:51am Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:42pm:
A sense of malevolent oneness, much? |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 6:08am
LOL Lyin' Lisa is on a roll accusing everyone of being a sock.
Soon Blooby will be a sock (and not just the one full of jizz he hides under the bed!) |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by NorthOfNorth on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 6:15am Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 6:08am:
The concept of oneness has a good rap, largely due to ersatz forms of western Buddhism. But oneness has a dark side for the psychiatric. Like, 'If he is one with all, then all is one with him'... A thought that can trigger extreme paranoia. Another being: 'all who are against him are necessarily united and all are in collusion... All enemies are one enemy'. |
Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day Post by Karnal on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 10:24am Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:42pm:
No, dear, but a little birdie told me you're someone else. Don't want to say? Who's Matty? |
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