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Message started by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am

Title: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am
Spare a thought today for the poor unfortunates who don't have a toilet and the people who do, but prefer to defecate outside.

https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Redmond Neck on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:21am
Yuk !


Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:33am
Obviously India is that standout on this topic, but we also have outside defecators in out midst. Check out the link below.
I'm impressed by how quickly she executes the move, and love how she turns back to check out her handiwork.

https://mediaindia.eu/society/70066-open-defecation-free/

https://www.latestly.com/socially/social-viral/bizarre-poo-cyclist-flees-after-defecating-in-strangers-driveway-in-melbournes-brighton-video-2976928.html

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 19th, 2021 at 12:54pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:33am:
Obviously India is that standout on this topic, but we also have outside defecators in out midst. Check out the link below.
I'm impressed by how quickly she executes the move, and love how she turns back to check out her handiwork.

https://mediaindia.eu/society/70066-open-defecation-free/

https://www.latestly.com/socially/social-viral/bizarre-poo-cyclist-flees-after-defecating-in-strangers-driveway-in-melbournes-brighton-video-2976928.html


Dogs, after defecating in a neighbor's front yard, will often turn back to check out the turd, then look around to see if anyone else notices. Do dogs feel poo-pride like this woman?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:41pm
Such Karnality!

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:48pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am:
Spare a thought today for the poor unfortunates who don't have a toilet and the people who do, but prefer to defecate outside.

https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day


Chez Gordon's lawn is thriving. Bobby's gumboot hire at Chez Gordon has never experienced higher business levels than it now is.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Gnads on Nov 19th, 2021 at 5:36pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:48pm:

Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am:
Spare a thought today for the poor unfortunates who don't have a toilet and the people who do, but prefer to defecate outside.

https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day


Chez Gordon's lawn is thriving. Bobby's gumboot hire at Chez Gordon has never experienced higher business levels than it now is.


You'd be still shyting in your pants like a little kid.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 19th, 2021 at 5:53pm
Good, rich flogs in Brighton can clean up her poo LOL

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Gordon on Nov 19th, 2021 at 6:02pm

Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 5:53pm:
Good, rich flogs in Brighton can clean up her poo LOL


Is it your job to clean the ablutions block at the trailer park?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by greggerypeccary on Nov 19th, 2021 at 6:50pm

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Frank on Nov 19th, 2021 at 7:21pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am:
Spare a thought today for the poor unfortunates who don't have a toilet and the people who do, but prefer to defecate outside.

https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day



They are ALL brown, the shitters-everywhere. Please explain.

No canna worka together? Wrong tribe, caste, efnicity??  When will all those third worlders WORK TOGETHER to make a better country for themselves?? They live in filth and hate for each other.






Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 19th, 2021 at 10:46pm

Frank wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 7:21pm:

Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:19am:
Spare a thought today for the poor unfortunates who don't have a toilet and the people who do, but prefer to defecate outside.

https://www.un.org/en/observances/toilet-day



They are ALL brown, the shitters-everywhere. Please explain.


Sorry, old boy? Brown? We hadn't noticed what skin pigmentation they had. Oh, maybe their eyes or their hair, but good heavens, we never thought to look at their levels of melanin.

Some sort of correlation going on, is there? Scientific, is it? Sub-human, are they?

How utterly despicable. How unhygienic. How diabolically hoofy.

Good show, old chap. We need proud new Australians like your jolly self. You flew here, just the way you are. Hermetically sealed,
frightfully offended, and ever so tanned.

Just think, if you didn't come here, we'd have to make you up.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:11pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 6:50pm:


Now now, Greggery, the old boy wouldn't know Alan. He listens to ABC Classical Breakfast. He reads the Spectator. He likes Danish.

Ageing Anglophile cadavers who love a nice bit of stool, but hate the colour brown?

Come come. They're totally different people, no?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:12pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 1:41pm:
Such Karnality!


Hilarious 😂🤣😆

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:17pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:33am:
Obviously India is that standout on this topic, but we also have outside defecators in out midst. Check out the link below.
I'm impressed by how quickly she executes the move, and love how she turns back to check out her handiwork.

https://mediaindia.eu/society/70066-open-defecation-free/

https://www.latestly.com/socially/social-viral/bizarre-poo-cyclist-flees-after-defecating-in-strangers-driveway-in-melbournes-brighton-video-2976928.html


Is that Dan Andrew's front yard???


Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:24pm
A celebratory public defecation will be held at Chez Gordon.

The celebration will kick off with a speech from Valkie which is sure to get the bowels of the guests spurting.

Seating has been provided on the lawn. Bobby has the gumboot hire franchise.


Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:00am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:24pm:
A celebratory public defecation will be held at Chez Gordon.

The celebration will kick off with a speech from Valkie which is sure to get the bowels of the guests spurting.

Seating has been provided on the lawn. Bobby has the gumboot hire franchise.



Oh, if only. Here's the real Chez Gordon's, Mahar Ganj, on the banks of the River Parramattar.


India_Slum_AP_0_0_0.jpg (77 KB | 4 )

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:00am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.


Trolls do not understand the exercise of power...

One day it will bite you assholes in the ass....

You are on the list...One more such comment from you laughing boy, and I will again report you and seek your permanent ban.

Got That?



Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:03am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.



You aren't aware of anything, asshole......  but your time is limited.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:20am

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:03am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.



You aren't aware of anything, asshole......  but your time is limited.


Oh? Taken Valkie yabbying, have you?

Grappler's onto him, Laugh. We all knew Valkie wasn't a real Abo, he just ticked the box, thinking he'd get extra benefits.

What did Valkie think he was going to get, Grappler?

Free pencils for his kids? A NAIDOC showbag? An invite to the next Blacktown City Council smoking ceremony?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am
Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:30pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am:
Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?


It's possible. But I doubt anybody's going to switch it on.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:50pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:30pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am:
Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?


It's possible. But I doubt anybody's going to switch it on.


That's why there's a disease called Stupid.... someone has to speak the truth.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Gordon on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.


Let's not forget to thank K'Anal for his service.


Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 20th, 2021 at 5:24pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.


Let's not forget to thank K'Anal for his service.



Merry Xmas and a happy, new year
From
The Karnal family

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.


Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:21pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 5:24pm:

Gordon wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.


Let's not forget to thank K'Anal for his service.



Merry Xmas and a happy, new year
From
The Karnal family


It's November. The Karnal family don't sell mince pies out of season.

We're not Coles, dear.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:23pm

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.


Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration.


Just so. If Bobby cared, he'd feed Matty a nice bit of black pudding.

You?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 21st, 2021 at 1:09am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Gordon's offspring can't help it, Laugh. They get what they're given.

They'll eat it and they'll like it, no?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by AiA on Nov 21st, 2021 at 1:50am

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:23pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  :D :D :D :D :D   ;D ;D ;D ;D

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.


Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration.


Just so. If Bobby cared, he'd feed Matty a nice bit of black pudding.

You?


Karnal, black pudding is a sausage which implies hardness. You are giving Bobby credit when none is due. As for Valkie, the mechanical click, click, click of his pacemaker would be a huge turnoff for me.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Gordon on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 21st, 2021 at 11:06am

Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is feeling as flushed and as brown as his lawn and has as many footmarks on him as his lawn.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 21st, 2021 at 11:24am
has Bobbys mouth ever been used as a toilet at his favourite glory hole?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:47pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


You don't have a lawn, you have a carspace. The nature strip out the front belongs to the council, and is littered with three months worth of broken furniture, you know that. It's appalling. The Health Department have been threatening to close you down for years.

The only reason they don't is they don't want you howling racism.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by NorthOfNorth on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:52pm
Ah... Come on... Let's get back to old timey...

Say what you like... But you can't beat a good straight sh!t in a good straight sh!tter.


Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:05pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


Did Banana-fingers Haji Gordon seek Government compensation for loss of revenue?

Is the poo drought going to cause Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to face bankruptcy?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:55pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:05pm:

Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


Did Banana-fingers Haji Gordon seek Government compensation for loss of revenue?

Is the poo drought going to cause Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to face bankruptcy?


Now now, Laugh, the Chez Gordon business model has suffered. Negative migration, innit. More country shoppers are leaving than coming in.

Spare a thought for Gordon, who's applying for compensation as we speak. Why should Eastern Suburbs denizens have to put out?

They flew here.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm
WTF is Matty?????

😳

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.


But of course. Karnal's the name, remember it.

Anal K Paki Bastard, Dirty Little Invert, all noms de plume, as it were.

There will only be one Karnal, dear. Not so much an id as an hermeneutic circle, a  metaphysical conundrum, a Cartesian DiChOtOmy.

Where there was id, there shall ego be.

Who's Matty?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Lisa Jones on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:42pm

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.


But of course. Karnal's the name, remember it.

Anal K Paki Bastard, Dirty Little Invert, all noms de plume, as it were.

There will only be one Karnal, dear. Not so much an id as an hermeneutic circle, a  metaphysical conundrum, a Cartesian DiChOtOmy.

Where there was id, there shall ego be.

Who's Matty?


Oh so you're Greggary then.

Glad we cleared that up 😂🤣😆

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by NorthOfNorth on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 5:51am

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:42pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.


But of course. Karnal's the name, remember it.

Anal K Paki Bastard, Dirty Little Invert, all noms de plume, as it were.

There will only be one Karnal, dear. Not so much an id as an hermeneutic circle, a  metaphysical conundrum, a Cartesian DiChOtOmy.

Where there was id, there shall ego be.

Who's Matty?


Oh so you're Greggary then.

Glad we cleared that up 😂🤣😆

A sense of malevolent oneness, much?

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 6:08am
LOL Lyin' Lisa is on a roll accusing everyone of being a sock.

Soon Blooby will be a sock (and not just the one full of jizz he hides under the bed!)

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by NorthOfNorth on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 6:15am

Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 6:08am:
LOL Lyin' Lisa is on a roll accusing everyone of being a sock.

The concept of oneness has a good rap, largely due to ersatz forms of western Buddhism.

But oneness has a dark side for the psychiatric. Like, 'If he is one with all, then all is one with him'... A thought that can trigger extreme paranoia. Another being: 'all who are against him are necessarily united and all are in collusion... All enemies are one enemy'.

Title: Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Post by Karnal on Nov 23rd, 2021 at 10:24am

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:42pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.


But of course. Karnal's the name, remember it.

Anal K Paki Bastard, Dirty Little Invert, all noms de plume, as it were.

There will only be one Karnal, dear. Not so much an id as an hermeneutic circle, a  metaphysical conundrum, a Cartesian DiChOtOmy.

Where there was id, there shall ego be.

Who's Matty?


Oh so you're Greggary then.

Glad we cleared that up 😂🤣😆


No, dear, but a little birdie told me you're someone else. Don't want to say?

Who's Matty?

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