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Title: Good Breeding Post by AiA on Nov 29th, 2021 at 12:11am
This is a thread discussing good breeding, manners, and poise, not Karnal's obsession over whose arsehole has the most cum!
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Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 29th, 2021 at 12:20pm
... the problem with modern society is its lack of profile and its lack of values.... startles the horses in Grosvenor Square and leads to acts of insurrection.... The Irish are to blame, of course....bloody Outlanders.... one simply cannot trust a ... foreigner ....
Karnal dwells on carnal knowledge... as opposed to the rarified atmosphere of genuine thought and discussion of real issues assailing the West as we speak... Australia is, after all, part of the West and not part of Asia as some appeasers, sycophants and surrenderists would have it as long as they benefit ..... and damn the rest... noblesse oblige, innit... this demand upon those handed undue wealth, to actually do something for those who elevated them to that position... social contract, innit... though some would call it Leadership.... but you'll never see a politician or politician's son first out the door over the drop zone when things are hot..... |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:09pm AiA wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 12:11am:
Has AiA fended off Grappler and other challengers to the title? |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by issuevoter on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:15pm
“Good breeding” is a euphemism in that it rarely means anything to do with selective procreation. Instead it means Instilled Social Graces.
Things like the art of conversation where one is brief and takes a genuine interest in what the other has to say, then weigh it up, and respond. Its not a matter of winning or shouting down other opinions. And it most certainly is not remaining silent merely until the other person has stopped, so you can start again. Only for the sake of brevity, I will leave Social Graces there. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:21pm AiA wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 12:11am:
I thought the thread was about Karnal breeding Barf til you cry. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:22pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:21pm:
Mr. Hammer has lowered his head and presented his tattered sphincter to challenge AiA's supremacy. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:29pm
Least I've still got a sphincter.
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Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Valkie on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:32pm
And..............down the sewer it goes.......again.
Most in this forum wouldn't know manners or common sense if it crawled up into their noses. I'd bet less than 4 posters can even use a knife and fork. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:36pm Valkie wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:32pm:
Valkie's karambit and pitchfork? |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Valkie on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:38pm
And.........It's gone.
Another thread destroyed. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Laugh till you cry on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:38pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:29pm:
Mr. Hammer has used his head as much as his sphincter. Both are worn and tattered to the same extent. Mr. Hammer should arm himself by sharpening his wits to stave off a challenge from Valkie armed with a well-used sphincter, a karambit, his best videos, and a pitchfork. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by issuevoter on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:23pm Valkie wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:32pm:
Knife and Fork: During a meal: Utensils apart. "I am not finished." Utensils centred, with cutting edge towards the fork. "I am finished, and you may take the plate away." Never hold your knife like a pen. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Valkie on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:36pm issuevoter wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:23pm:
I'm thinking more which implements to use at what stage of dining. And the basic methodology of using them. How many people do you see there days using a fork as a shovel. Or holding their knives like a pen. I have even seen them held in a fist. Many don't know in which order to use them. Peasants. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:40pm Valkie wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:36pm:
Knives and forks? Who are you, the King of Sweden? |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Valkie on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:45pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:40pm:
English etiquette for eating was quite barbaric at one stage. One had to bite the meat and using one's dagger cut the meat as close to one's lips as possible. Bones and unwanted food must be discarded over ones shoulder, not under the table. I can't remember them all, but it must have been quite the display in them days. Similar to some barbarians eating KFC today. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:02pm
I like using my hands. Especially so with all you can eat buffets.
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Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Valkie on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:10pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:02pm:
OMG I hope that is a joke. The only food I eat with my hands is pizza, and maybe the occasional hamburger or chips. I guess sandwiches, but I'm not a lover of sandwiches. Do sweets count? Chocolates and chips. Some fruit. Ok, quite a bit in fact. But buffets, no way. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Jim Lahey on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:15pm Valkie wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:10pm:
You eat Bobby's bum |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Mr Hammer on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:19pm Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:15pm:
The etiquette? |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by AiA on Nov 29th, 2021 at 9:27pm Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 1:21pm:
I know you can't rape the willing but what about breeding? |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by AiA on Nov 29th, 2021 at 9:28pm Valkie wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 5:10pm:
Last time I went to a buffet I had to muscle my way through John Smith's fat sweaty family to get to the food. |
Title: Re: Good Breeding Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 29th, 2021 at 10:05pm Valkie wrote on Nov 29th, 2021 at 4:45pm:
Bite the chicken (don't strangle it or spank the monkey if in China etc), cut the corner as close to your lips as possible, throw the bones and packing out the car window for someone else to pick up or to just lie there on the street ...... speed away and never expect anyone to have recorded you on a car camera... |
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