or who has a green penis?

When working on my George Town block I would retire to the back of the garden shed, piss into the watering can, dilute it with tap water, spread it around the base of the trees.

Next block had an external toilet and a shed. Door to the toilet was unlocked. Water was off, of course since no one lived there, so I popped into there to poop. Couple buckets of water, toilet clean.

I have a shed that I will piss behind when I am dirty from gardening and don't want to go in the house to pee. Does my wife know this? No, I have never mentioned it to her. Would the urine affect the pH and thus colour of a hydrangea? I need to try that.

The Dog does ?

Have some artificial grass around the kids pool. My granddaughter got out of the pool a few weeks ago and urinated on this grass.

I was a bit put off by it but thought it wasn't really my place to comment.

The issue is that the Dog immediately came over to smell the area and now he thinks that it is ok for him to piss on the artificial grass by the pool as well.

It is covered so with all the rain it means that he isn't picking up mud every time he goes out at least but I still don't like it.

I do understand his point of view. I would be happy if this were my biggest problem.

Actually between the granddaughter and the dog it has been interesting lately.

The dog loves to eat paper, He will walk past food to get to a tissue or note.

A few weeks back the dog got a Dr's referral and ate it. (I never believed the dog ate my homework story before).

I got it replaced and had the test.

I put the envelope with a different test result for the Dr on the cupboard. My 4 yo Granddaughter found it opened it and decided she was going to draw on it. Same Dr twice in the same month. The Dr got the test result and supplementary drawing.

If I cannot make it upstairs in time, I have to find a tree to mark my territory.

What is normal pH of urine?

The normal values range from pH 4.6 to 8.0. The examples above are common measurements for results of these tests. Normal value ranges may vary slightly among different laboratories. Some labs use different measurements or test different samples.

Urine pH test Information | Mount Sinai - New Yorkhttps://www.mountsinai.org › health-library › tests › urine...

Only at the base of the lemon tree

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Is it OK to pee in your garden? Image result for urinating in gardens If you can get over the ewwww factor, pee-cycling your own urine into the garden makes good sense. Fresh urine is high in nitrogen, moderate in phosphorus and low in potassium and can act as an excellent high-nitrogen liquid fertilizer or as a compost accelerator.Mar 19, 2013

AiA wrote on Mar 30^th, 2022 at 10:15am:

or who has a green penis?

Martians ?

I have brown thumbs, but I've been told to piss on my citrus trees.

I do not.

John Smith wrote on Mar 30^th, 2022 at 2:19pm:

Only at the base of the lemon tree

Yeah I have heard its good for lemon trees as well!

Redmond Neck wrote on Apr 5^th, 2022 at 10:53am:

John Smith wrote on Mar 30th, 2022 at 2:19pm: Only at the base of the lemon tree Yeah I have heard its good for lemon trees as well!

All good except John Smith's lemon tree is on the nature strip.

Don't have the link, but I heard a podcast of some guys who worked hard on a water saving project.  Shower heads, timers etc. 

In the end they found only one way to save 9L of water guaranteed.  Piss is the shower!

It means that you did not piss in the shitter before showering and saved a flush.  Brilliant.

I live in the country.  We are self sufficient for water, so me wandering outside for a piss is a good thing.  There is something very satisfying about it too.

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 30^th, 2022 at 11:18am:

If I cannot make it upstairs in time, I have to find a tree to mark my territory.

👆I think your post probably belongs in the Cats and Critters sub forum 👀

Yep, I piss in the back garden.  What dinky-di Aussie bloke doesn't?

I also piss in the front garden after dark.      :o

I know I would take a dump in C&C anytime.

I love pissing in the back yard, front yard too.

Saves on the water bill too.

My best piss was with a mate. We were renowned Prowlers of all Sydney. We even got into the Lodge during Keating's stay.
We got into a building somewhere on the corner of Martin Place during a working day. Just a few levels from the high top where we knew there was renovations being done on that floor. Coincidently, there was no workers around. But it was my mate's call. Some of the windows haven't been completed yet. So we decided to piss out the windows and we watched the golden shower upon the people far below. Two made the mistake of stopping and looking up. Job done on the site, we left without anyone making a bother about us.
Oh the places, the stories. :D

Jasin wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2022 at 7:44pm:

My best piss was with a mate.

I find this completely believable.

Not that there's ...

Considering he went on to root over a thousand chicks.
I very much doubt we were insecure about our sexualities and had 'homo-erotic' thoughts just like you did just now.

Jasin wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2022 at 7:51pm:

Considering he went on to root over a thousand chicks. I very much doubt we were insecure about our sexualities and had 'homo-erotic' thoughts just like you did just now.

Did you piss in each other's mouths while you jerked off to photos of Donald Trump?

Remind me to protect children from you at all times. ::)