It sounds like a cronic consitipation condition.

"I am sorry, but you have Sarmard Syndrome."

"Three crumbs on a keyboard."

If anyone named Sarmad ever says that to me again I will strangle him with my bare hands and then chop him up into cat food for my best friend, Henry Gonzalez.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 2:44pm:

"Three crumbs on a keyboard." If anyone named Sarmad ever says that to me again I will strangle him with my bare hands and then chop him up into cat food for my best friend, Henry Gonzalez.

he would never be eaten

Agnes. wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 5:06pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 1st, 2022 at 2:44pm: "Three crumbs on a keyboard." If anyone named Sarmad ever says that to me again I will strangle him with my bare hands and then chop him up into cat food for my best friend, Henry Gonzalez. he would never be eaten

Henry must be at least 15 years old now, yes?

Yes, 15.

He is getting old.

I love that cat.

If he dies before me my heart and soul is going to shatter.

I recall when I was a kid I went to visit a Sicilian family friend whose husband had a slavic work colleague over with his wife. 

The colleagues wife's name was Minchia (probably spelt differently but thats what it sounded like). In the Sicilian dialect Minchia means 'dick'  ....

the poor woman had no idea why everyone kept breaking out in laughter all night. We would just keep finding new reasons to call out to her just so we could say her name. She must have thought we were all rude because we never saw them again

:D :D

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 7:21pm:

I love that cat. If he dies before me my heart and soul is going to shatter.

The prick of a thing even posted at the original PA, you bastard Gonzales!

Quote:

Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad?

Sarmad's Dad ?

or mother hey?

That must of have been the worst sex ever.

If we have a baby it is going to be a Sarmard you know?

Literally every Sarmad I have ever met, both of them, have been like a fat turd that just will not flush down the toilet.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 2:07pm:

Literally every Sarmad I have ever met, both of them, have been like a fat turd that just will not flush down the toilet.

just pmed you

Come on now, admit it.

The name Sarmard sounds like something you never want either your GP to say or see on a menue.

It is a very unpleasant name.

A name born to cursed and petty human beings.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 3:12pm:

Come on now, admit it. The name Sarmard sounds like something you never want either your GP to say or see on a menue. It is a very unpleasant name. A name born to cursed and petty human beings.

In a world where the world's richest man can name his son 'X AE A-XII'?

Reads like a covid variant.

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 5:17pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 3:12pm: Come on now, admit it. The name Sarmard sounds like something you never want either your GP to say or see on a menue. It is a very unpleasant name. A name born to cursed and petty human beings. In a world where the world's richest man can name his son 'X AE A-XII'? Reads like a covid variant.

Well I do agree that kid might have some issues later in life.

From his mansion on Mars.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 6:45pm:

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 5:17pm: Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 3:12pm: Come on now, admit it. The name Sarmard sounds like something you never want either your GP to say or see on a menue. It is a very unpleasant name. A name born to cursed and petty human beings. In a world where the world's richest man can name his son 'X AE A-XII'? Reads like a covid variant. Well I do agree that kid might have some issues later in life. From his mansion on Mars.

Ah yes! Mars! Never mind no atmosphere; no moon and no planetary iron core; would circadian rhythms be a thing without them? Without the menstrual cycle, conception anyone?

Every time I flush a turd down a toilet from this day until my dying day I will say

"Have a nice trip Sarmard."

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 6:51pm:

Every time I flush a turd down a toilet from this day until my dying day I will say "Have a nice trip Sarmard."

While fathoming X AE A-XII?

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 6:53pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:51pm: Every time I flush a turd down a toilet from this day until my dying day I will say "Have a nice trip Sarmard." While fathoming X AE A-XII?

There will be colonies on Mars, I admire the vision.

But I am too old to perhaps ever see it.

My only hope for humanity when we do colonise space is that we ban the name Sarmard.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 6:54pm:

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:53pm: Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:51pm: Every time I flush a turd down a toilet from this day until my dying day I will say "Have a nice trip Sarmard." While fathoming X AE A-XII? There will be colonies on Mars, I admire the vision. But I am too old to perhaps ever see it. My only hope for humanity when we do colonise space is that we ban the name Sarmard.

Think of it as Darmas.

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 6:56pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:54pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:53pm: Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:51pm: Every time I flush a turd down a toilet from this day until my dying day I will say "Have a nice trip Sarmard." While fathoming X AE A-XII? There will be colonies on Mars, I admire the vision. But I am too old to perhaps ever see it. My only hope for humanity when we do colonise space is that we ban the name Sarmard. Think of it as Darmas.

Or fate.

Fate is one mother buggerer, but fate does level everything out in the end.

A man named Sarmard destroyed my life over three crumbs on a keyboard.

So I may be a bit biased and bitter at the present moment.

I will get over it in time.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:04pm:

A man named Sarmard destroyed my life over three crumbs on a keyboard.

No one's life is destroyed over three crumbs on a keyboard.

Can one more straw break a camel's back?

I was in two wars.

I saw a lot of horrid human poo.


For some reason, though I was appalled it does not outrage me.

It is the way the world has been and will be.

What always sets me off is human pettiness.

The petty, stupid, slobbering, half-wit mind which does not get there is a real war and suffering out there and so creates conflict from thin air and where there is nothing but peace.

A mind who will turn three crumbs on a keyboard into a personal war.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:07pm:

I was in two wars. I saw a lot of horrid human poo. For some reason, though I was appalled it does not outrage me. It is the way the world has been and will be. What always sets me off is human pettiness. The petty, stupid, slobbering, half-wit mind which does not get there is a real war and suffering out there and so creates conflict from thin air. A mind who will turn three crumbs on a keyboard into a personal war.

'Hell is other people' [?] - Sartre

And I am not sure this was not a racist thing.

The site saw every last white Aussie person leave long before me and every last replacement was a Pakistani.

Who all seemed to previously know each other and socialize after work.

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:10pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:07pm: I was in two wars. I saw a lot of horrid human poo. For some reason, though I was appalled it does not outrage me. It is the way the world has been and will be. What always sets me off is human pettiness. The petty, stupid, slobbering, half-wit mind which does not get there is a real war and suffering out there and so creates conflict from thin air. A mind who will turn three crumbs on a keyboard into a personal war. 'Hell is other people' [?] - Sartre

He nailed that one.

If I did not have a son I would become a hermit.

Quote:

Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad?

Maybe Gary or Karen were already taken ?

But one with internet connection so I could bitch and argue with all humanity without ever having to really engage with them.

Dnarever wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:13pm:

Quote: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Maybe Gary or Karen were already taken ?

LOL :D

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:15pm:

But one with internet connection so I could bitch and argue with all humanity without ever having to really engage with them.

That's the spirit!!

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:39pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:15pm: But one with internet connection so I could bitch and argue with all humanity without ever having to really engage with them. That's the spirit!!

I hate humanity but I am still a human.

smacking curse I tells ya.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:44pm:

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:39pm: Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:15pm: But one with internet connection so I could bitch and argue with all humanity without ever having to really engage with them. That's the spirit!! I hate humanity but I am still a human. smacking curse I tells ya.

Same for parrots, apes and monkeys too. They all hate each other.

And koalas, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 7:51pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:44pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:39pm: Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 7:15pm: But one with internet connection so I could bitch and argue with all humanity without ever having to really engage with them. That's the spirit!! I hate humanity but I am still a human. smacking curse I tells ya. Same for parrots, apes and monkeys too. They all hate each other. And koalas, apparently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

LOL.

And true too.

Every time I take a poo once it touches down into the toilet ocean I yell out "Houston, Sarmad has landed."

Sarmad????????????

I mean really now!!!!!!!

When I dumb a poo and it plops in the water I always say:

"Houston, Sarmad has landed."