Where I was working the Pakistani bugger head who came in the morning took pictures of the computer keyboard because there were three crumbs on it, sent it up to management, and turned it into a crisis.

I would have just flipped the keyboard over and wiped them away and then just got on with the real job,  but that is just me.

Am I insane to think this incident is insane?

I drew a smiley face on the pen cup.

The Pakistanis objected to it and it was banished.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:17pm:

Where I was working the Pakistani bugger head who came in the morning took pictures of the computer keyboard because there were three crumbs on it, sent it up to management, and turned it into a crisis. I would have just flipped the keyboard over and wiped them away and then just got on with the real job,  but that is just me. Am I insane to think this incident is insane?

Bread crumbs deserve better respect.  They feel pain too you know.

We had to do RAT tests.

One came in very quick, which I had not control off, I am the one being tested not the tester, and the Pakistani ranted and raved and said I "faked the test."

Arming the building at night was very easy, like starting your car.

But then we started having problems and I was the only night guard the Pakistani supervisor accused me of not trying to arm the building correctly.

I escalated it and we found out there was a technical fault in the arming system.


Did I get an apology?

I stopped a break in at the industrial complex acrosss the street from us, as on my round I saw some half wits jumping over their fence with, I kid you not, white bed sheets on thier heads like KKK.

I yelled out the police are on their way, they ran off to their car and raced off, and I got the license plate number.

The client was over the Moon.


My Pakistanis supervisor's response?

You did not report this on the right email form.

I will NEVER work with a Pakistani again.

This is the pettiest, half-wit, anal retentive, yet morally certain culture on Earth.

I will never work with a Pakistani again.

I want India to invade and take control of Pakistan.

It has to be done for the good of human progress and sanity.

I have never had a problem working with Indias.

They are civilized.

OK maybe I am going overboard.

But if I never meet another Pakistani in my life, I will be OK with that.

And why are they taking over the entire security industry when they are some of the weakest, most cry baby men on Earth?

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:36pm:

OK maybe I am going overboard. But if I never meet another Pakistani in my life, I will be OK with that. And why are they taking over the entire security industry when they are some of the weakest, most cry baby men on Earth?

Pakis know Judo and Karate.

Bobby. wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:45pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3rd, 2022 at 4:36pm: OK maybe I am going overboard. But if I never meet another Pakistani in my life, I will be OK with that. And why are they taking over the entire security industry when they are some of the weakest, most cry baby men on Earth? Pakis know Judo and Karate.

The only martial arts Pakistani men know is claiming you assaulted them when you raise your voice after their wild flaying of arms and ranting.

Indian men will talk it out with you in any human issue.

I have got on well with every Indian man I have ever worked with.

I lived with one in a hard time, he saved me.

But

Pakistani men instantly get outraged and play the victim as they put the knife in your back.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:49pm:

Indian men will talk it out with you in any human issue. Pakistani men instantly get outraged and play the victim as they put the knife in your back.

A bit of a wild call, given there would be about 600 million Indian males alive and over 100 million Pakistani males.

Three mother smacking crumbs on a keyboard is not something a sane person, let alone a good security guard should be concerned with.

One Pakistani guard lectured me on how to raise my son.

When I asked him how old his son was he said.

"I have no children."

What the bugger?

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:52pm:

Three mother smacking crumbs on a keyboard is not something a sane person, let alone a good security guard should be concerned with.

I think we all get it, but what was the outcome?

I am unemployed.

And drinking.

But the drinking thing is all me, I do not blame Pakistan for that.

I can deal with violence, I can deal with human evil, and I am good to go.

But human pettiness sets me off into the bottle.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 5:25pm:

I can deal with violence, I can deal with human evil, and I am good to go. But human pettiness sets me off into the bottle.

So, you can handle the battle; it's the mosquito in the tent??

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 5:41pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3rd, 2022 at 5:25pm: I can deal with violence, I can deal with human evil, and I am good to go. But human pettiness sets me off into the bottle. So, you can handle the battle; it's the mosquito in the tent??

I like you.

I think this is the start of a beautiful friendshiip.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 5:48pm:

MeisterEckhart wrote on May 3rd, 2022 at 5:41pm: Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3rd, 2022 at 5:25pm: I can deal with violence, I can deal with human evil, and I am good to go. But human pettiness sets me off into the bottle. So, you can handle the battle; it's the mosquito in the tent?? I like you. I think this is the start of a beautiful friendshiip.

I doubt that. You hate yourself!

I do.

Today.

But I hate human pettiness even more.

I respect real evil more than I do human pettiness.

At least with human evil, there is a real human force of nature you are confronting.

A real tide of human nature.

Human pettiness is like being bled to death by a billion half-wit mosquitoes buzzing in their own petty thoughts.

Three mother smacking crumbs on a keyboard!

I do not understand the world I have to work in anymore.

I am not going to fake it, I am not going to lie, indeed truth has been my greatest weakness in life.

I am bitter, I am angry, and yet I know I have to let go.....

I was purged by the Pakistani mafia.

And the worst part of it is.....

I gave them the reason to pull it off.

I gave it to them.

Like unending bee stings Pakistanis will sting in small and petty ways, and poison you slowly.

Unlike an Aussie who will just say "Mate, we have a problem" they never do that.

They sting you to death, slowly and with a petty smile.

I have worked with a lot of Indians in security too.

Not one has ever done that.

They talk it out, work out human agreements, try to make the job mutually beneficial.

I am a bitter man right now.

I am just being honest.

But sooner or later I will have to let it go.

Better sooner than later.

What were the three crumbs on your keyboard?

The petty moment that broke you or turned you into a raging bull, or both?

Let me give you context here.

I was working in the easiest security job I have ever known.

Just monitoror the cameras and alarms.

And yet day after day after day that half wits I worked with created problems that never existed.

Like the stapler was not locked up in the security cabinent.

That sort of human half-wit poo.

I should have quit, but the money was good.

I should have quit.

I even stopped a break-in at the complex across the street from us.

Did I get a thank you or well done?

No, I got an admonishment because I did not report it on the right report.

For three months the alarm keypad was malfunctioning.

I kept reporting it, and I kept getting blamed for not alarming properly.

Which is like accusing some one of not breathing properly.

Finally, they figured out there was a technical fault in the alarm system.

Did I get an apology or recognition I followed the SOPs?

Nope.

I am a bitter man.

And I know, I have to let go.

This is what life is

And we have to let go.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 5^th, 2022 at 5:38pm:

Let me give you context here. I was working in the easiest security job I have ever known. Just monitoror the cameras and alarms. And yet day after day after day that half wits I worked with created problems that never existed. Like the stapler was not locked up in the security cabinent. That sort of human half-wit poo. I should have quit, but the money was good. I should have quit.

It's tough that.
I have a job that is pretty easy going

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 5^th, 2022 at 5:43pm:

For three months the alarm keypad was malfunctioning. I kept reporting it, and I kept getting blamed for not alarming properly. Which is like accusing some one of not breathing properly. Finally, they figured out there was a technical fault in the alarm system. Did I get an apology or recognition I followed the SOPs? Nope.

You did 'something' about a problem.

What they did about it is up to them

Sprintcyclist wrote on May 5^th, 2022 at 5:48pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 5th, 2022 at 5:43pm: For three months the alarm keypad was malfunctioning. I kept reporting it, and I kept getting blamed for not alarming properly. Which is like accusing some one of not breathing properly. Finally, they figured out there was a technical fault in the alarm system. Did I get an apology or recognition I followed the SOPs? Nope. You did 'something' about a problem. What they did about it is up to them

I did, I committed suicide before the petty, boring, half wit graveyard of humanity I was working in.

That is what I did.

I do not know how to surrender.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 5^th, 2022 at 5:54pm:

I should have just left as every non-Pakistani worker in the place did. But I hung on. I always hang on. Even if it buggers me over, I always hang on.

I should have just moved on.

And what it is about Pakistani men, they start raising their voices, waving their arms, their eyeballs start popping out of their heads, and when you raise your voice in response you are "assaulting them."

I am ex-military mate.

If I assaulted you mate, you would be lying on the ground.

Just raising my voice to your ranting is not an assault.

I am a bitter man, and I do not want to be.

I want to go to the beach and watch the waves roll in and love life.

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 5^th, 2022 at 6:02pm:

I am a bitter man, and I do not want to be. I want to go to the beach and watch the waves roll in and love life.

DO IT THEN !!!

I think I may be suffering the first stages of dementia, alcoholic or otherwise.

I cannot remember numbers, I cannot even tell you my own phone number.

I think my brain is buggered.

I am really bitter.

It is eating my mind up alive.

I have to let go.

Just let it go, let it go.

It is literally eating me alive.


I have to let it go.

do it then- make a decision- get your sanity back - you have too-

Yup.

What is done is done.

What is .... is.

Now THAT......

is a guud rant.

I cannot afford therapy so there it is.

Still, three mother smacking crumbs in a keyboard?

Am I really the insane one?

narp

Anyone would think you got sacked over......."Three Crumbs On A Keyboard!"

I don't understand this topic. At all.

Agnes. wrote on May 10^th, 2022 at 10:53pm:

narp

You nailed it Agness.