Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away.

What about you? Do you wear cologne?

Just a light touch of aftershave, Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet...

(Don't tell Bobby)

Have not done for a very long time.

If they has a shelf life, I should toss them away

Because I can usually build a swim into my day, I seldom put on deodorant any more. I have some in the car in case the day gets away from me and I can't get a swim.

Cologne is for hairy wogs.

Been there a few times, but don't wear it.

Drank some Kolsch?

Back in the day, it was cunning to wear the older colognes like Old Spice, Menage, etc - easy to pick up a chick when you smell like their Daddy.

I pour a litre of my 'cocktail' of colognes over me and Aramis is my favourite ingredient. It creates a protective zone from all those over-powering female fragrances. It also prevents intrusions of other people's farts in elevators.

I even carry a small white bottle of Old Spice in my pocket to splash at people who stink, to keep their schmelly evil spirits away.

AiA wrote on May 21^st, 2022 at 1:11am:

Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away. What about you? Do you wear cologne?

I don't let anything get in the way of my powerful pheremones

When my father in law had a shower, he used to splash the stuff everywhere.

When he stayed at my home it was a week before I could rid 5ge bathroom of the stink.

*splashes Old Spice at Valkie.

The Heartless Felon wrote on May 21^st, 2022 at 5:42am:

Just a light touch of aftershave, Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet... (Don't tell Bobby)

I had Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet - random strangers come up to me asking to shine my shoes.  It was Churchill's own, Blenheim Palace being his ancestral home.

Penhaligon's English Fern is my baseline.

Suskind's novel Perfume is an excellent imaginative introduction to the olfactory arts. Smell, touch, taste are powerfull but less often discussed than sight and sound. But they are elementary sensations.

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on May 25^th, 2022 at 8:51pm:

AiA wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 1:11am: Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away. What about you? Do you wear cologne? I don't let anything get in the way of my powerful pheremones

You're the type of person who wafts your own fart into your face and says...AHHHHH.

I think wearing cologne is a bit poofy.     :-[

I wear Aramis so I don't have to put up with the stench of others.

Jasin wrote on Apr 5^th, 2023 at 10:31pm:

\ I wear Aramis so I don't have to put up with the stench of others.

Don't walk into a public bar in Melbourne smelling like a whorehouse.    ;D

I don't need no stinkin' cologne!

I shower every couple of weeks
whether I need to or not.

AusGeoff wrote on Apr 5^th, 2023 at 11:00pm:

I don't need no stinkin' cologne! I shower every couple of weeks whether I need to or not.

You dirty devil.     ;D

I have that Nivea Men post shave balm sitting in my mirror cabinet. I bought the bottle last year (around this time of year) to use for the upcoming winter months. But, I started growing a beard for the winter months and stopped using the aftershave, until August when I restarted my shaving. Otherwise, the weather is too hot to use aftershave. As I have been trying to use up the aftershave before winter hits, I tend to overuse the lotion. So, I have to wipe off the rest of my lotion onto my arms and then wash my hands afterwards. This seems to be having an effect on my female co-workers who seem to like the way I smell.

I notice a tradition of me buying Imperial Leather soaps. I use those during the winter months because they keep me warm after getting out of the shower -- as if I have some kind of barrier to ward off the cold. But, like the aftershave, I only use that soap during the winter months. I still have about 4 bottles of body wash that I bought last year to use up. And I also use those during the winter months.

With my April haircut being done, I won't be getting another haircut until August. And by then, I will probably look like the Unabomber.

Woolworths were doing a special on body washes, today. $4.50 for those shower gels. I also picked up a $3 bottle of anti-dandruff shampoo. I mean, that is 2.5 litres worth of body wash that should last me the rest of the year.

My uncle spotted my bathroom shower gels on his last visit to town. He told me that when he was young, all he had in his shower was a bar of soap. But I have bars of soap for different occasions. Lemongrass soap to ward off the mosquitos. Coconut soap to soften my facial hair. Imperial leather soap to keep me warm for the cold winter weather. And then there is the handwash. Meanwhile, I have 3 full bars of coconut soap still waiting to be unwrapped. The Imperial Leather soap is still 4 bars worth. And my shower gel is about 8 bottles. Not forgetting my shaving needs, including aftershave balm, and I have 6 David Beckham deodorants on hand.

I have two Airwick dispensers -- one in the toilet room, the other in my old bedroom. Glen20 for the toilet. One canister for the car. And tomorrow night, I light up my first set of citronella candles to ward off whatever mosquitos are still hanging around.

Men who wear cologne? You could smell me a mile away.

David Beckham deodorant is good.

I think Sydney Shang-Hai and Melbourne-Mogadishu need to be sprayed and cologned often for environmental reasons.

A few drops of sandalwood oil in the sauna...

While up in the Himalayas. Met one of those dreadlocked wild Tibetan guys in yak fur. Big tall fella. The stench of the guy (probably hasn't washed in years) matched his looks. It was so overpowering, I found it hard to get a clear breath standing near him. Yaks themselves smelled better. Made me wonder what the women were like? :o

Jasin wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 12:12pm:

While up in the Himalayas. Met one of those dreadlocked wild Tibetan guys in yak fur. Big tall fella. The stench of the guy (probably hasn't washed in years) matched his looks. It was so overpowering, I found it hard to get a clear breath standing near him. Yaks themselves smelled better. Made me wonder what the women were like? :o

You're back - where were you?

Quote:

Wear Cologne

Was never into it but at one time I had about 4 varieties that I would use when I went out with the girl who gave it to me. Thought it may improve the odds and think it likely did a bit.

I currently use radox body wash - either extreme (mens) or coconut, some of the girls on the train say it is nice. One young girl (much too young for me) told me that she regularly sat next to me because I smell nice.

I don't usually wear cologne but men who worry about men who wear cologne really need to get a life

::)

Jasin wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 3:40am:

David Beckham deodorant is good.

I switched from using David Beckham deodorant to Rexona 72 hr antiperspirant, for work. My female co-workers seem more receptive of me now.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 2:24pm:

Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 3:40am: David Beckham deodorant is good. I switched from using David Beckham deodorant to Rexona 72 hr antiperspirant, for work. My female co-workers seem more receptive of me now.

Actually my hubby often buys Rexona. As long as he doesn’t put too much on ... I’m ok with it.

Edit : Otherwise it brings on an asthma attack 😩🥺😔

John Smith wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 1:23pm:

I don't usually wear cologne but men who worry about men who wear cologne really need to get a life ::)

Have you ever known of people that do not shower more than once every other day? I have. Even I went 2 days without showering, one time. I smelt really sour until I had a good 10-minute shower. The stink I raised from my 4km walk last night was bad enough. But, when you have a hot shower to let the muscles relax, it is worthwhile to know what kind of soap you are going to use to wash your body.

If you have a shave, make sure you give your body and face a good scrub over. Apply the aftershave balm when you are dry. Going out in public, you have to at least be presentable for the sake of other people.

My father only made an effort to be clean before he got into bed, or if he was going to a function. Otherwise, he stunk like an old fart (literally and figuratively) with his ageing body smells that only his pet dogs found sexy. It is pretty difficult to form a relationship when your girlfriend thinks your dad smells too much like mouldy cheese. That is probably the motivation behind me writing a response to this topic.

Lisa Jones wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 2:32pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 2:24pm: Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 3:40am: David Beckham deodorant is good. I switched from using David Beckham deodorant to Rexona 72 hr antiperspirant, for work. My female co-workers seem more receptive of me now. Actually my hubby often buys Rexona. As long as he doesn’t put too much on ... I’m ok with it. Edit : Otherwise it brings on an asthma attack 😩🥺😔

One of my former female housemates told me that I waste too much deodorant. She told me that it was a matter of a quick spray under each armpit. Meanwhile, I am here spraying each armpit for a second. Then 2 seconds spray over my chest.

The Rexona antiperspirant is pretty effective. I only use half as much. But, the smell is quite powerful.

Bobby. wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 12:16pm:

Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 12:12pm: While up in the Himalayas. Met one of those dreadlocked wild Tibetan guys in yak fur. Big tall fella. The stench of the guy (probably hasn't washed in years) matched his looks. It was so overpowering, I found it hard to get a clear breath standing near him. Yaks themselves smelled better. Made me wonder what the women were like? :o You're back - where were you?

I was in Jamaica for a week.
The Himalayas were decades ago.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 2:38pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 2:32pm: UnSubRocky wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 2:24pm: Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 3:40am: David Beckham deodorant is good. I switched from using David Beckham deodorant to Rexona 72 hr antiperspirant, for work. My female co-workers seem more receptive of me now. Actually my hubby often buys Rexona. As long as he doesn’t put too much on ... I’m ok with it. Edit : Otherwise it brings on an asthma attack 😩🥺😔 One of my former female housemates told me that I waste too much deodorant. She told me that it was a matter of a quick spray under each armpit. Meanwhile, I am here spraying each armpit for a second. Then 2 seconds spray over my chest. The Rexona antiperspirant is pretty effective. I only use half as much. But, the smell is quite powerful.

I agree but it’s not as vomit inducing.

TBH though .... my husband doesn’t smell. In fact his natural body either smells nice OR he has no smell.

Note : In stark contrast ... my EX husband’s natural body smell used to make me feel like throwing up. So back then I used to buy HIM cologne and encouraged HIM to use it so I could mask his body’s natural smell.

And yes it often meant I was in some other part of the house having an asthma attack.😩

I have noticed that when I use baking soda as a mouthwash, I don't have bad breath for a long time afterwards. I also drink diluted apple cider vinegar before bed. My body odour has somewhat diminished. Not that I don't stink when I go for a run. But, I don't stink so bad that the flowers die as I walk pass.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

John Smith wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 1:23pm: I don't usually wear cologne but men who worry about men who wear cologne really need to get a life ::) Have you ever known of people that do not shower more than once every other day? I have. Even I went 2 days without showering, one time. I smelt really sour until I had a good 10-minute shower. The stink I raised from my 4km walk last night was bad enough. But, when you have a hot shower to let the muscles relax, it is worthwhile to know what kind of soap you are going to use to wash your body. If you have a shave, make sure you give your body and face a good scrub over. Apply the aftershave balm when you are dry. Going out in public, you have to at least be presentable for the sake of other people. My father only made an effort to be clean before he got into bed, or if he was going to a function. Otherwise, he stunk like an old fart (literally and figuratively) with his ageing body smells that only his pet dogs found sexy. It is pretty difficult to form a relationship when your girlfriend thinks your dad smells too much like mouldy cheese. That is probably the motivation behind me writing a response to this topic.

If I don't shower in the morning I will feel bad and be cranky all day.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 2:24pm:

Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 3:40am: David Beckham deodorant is good. I switched from using David Beckham deodorant to Rexona 72 hr antiperspirant, for work. My female co-workers seem more receptive of me now.

I tend to buy the one on special when I shop, I don't find any difference between the 4 or 5 brands which rotate to a low price. Rexona is fairly common as is the one in the grey can Nivia I think.

Dnarever wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 4:52pm:

If I don't shower in the morning I will feel bad and be cranky all day.

In year 6 of primary school, our teacher lectured us about the need for us to shower in the morning before we came to school. We thought it was amusing, since we had this idea that one shower a day was sufficient. But, it caught on to at least rinse our bodies over in the morning to wash off the tiredness. Dad caught on to what I was doing. He then started including a morning shower to his routine.

Some hot summer days, I would rinse myself over about 5 times a day just to keep cool. Have not had to do that this year. No summer days over 40 degrees.

Dnarever wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 4:56pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 2:24pm: Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 3:40am: David Beckham deodorant is good. I switched from using David Beckham deodorant to Rexona 72 hr antiperspirant, for work. My female co-workers seem more receptive of me now. I tend to buy the one on special when I shop, I don't find any difference between the 4 or 5 brands which rotate to a low price. Rexona is fairly common as is the one in the grey can Nivia I think.

At the Reject shop, they sell Rexona for about $4 each. No point paying more. I also get the coconut soaps from the Reject shop, at $1 to $1.50 each.

Kurt Cobain smelled of the female deodorant 'Teen Spirit'.
The rest is history.  ;)

Jasin wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 3:07pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 12:16pm: Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 12:12pm: While up in the Himalayas. Met one of those dreadlocked wild Tibetan guys in yak fur. Big tall fella. The stench of the guy (probably hasn't washed in years) matched his looks. It was so overpowering, I found it hard to get a clear breath standing near him. Yaks themselves smelled better. Made me wonder what the women were like? :o You're back - where were you? I was in Jamaica for a week. The Himalayas were decades ago.

Welcome back oh brave one.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Dnarever wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 4:52pm: If I don't shower in the morning I will feel bad and be cranky all day. In year 6 of primary school, our teacher lectured us about the need for us to shower in the morning before we came to school. We thought it was amusing, since we had this idea that one shower a day was sufficient. But, it caught on to at least rinse our bodies over in the morning to wash off the tiredness. Dad caught on to what I was doing. He then started including a morning shower to his routine. Some hot summer days, I would rinse myself over about 5 times a day just to keep cool. Have not had to do that this year. No summer days over 40 degrees.

One of the things I remember about school was how bad the kids that didn't wash smelt. I also remember some of those 110 deg F days in a metal demountable classroom. You could even smell yourself after the first hour. A room with 30 kids who all stunk almost as bad as the teacher.

WTF is a 110 F?
You are backwards.

Jasin wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 3:07pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 12:16pm: Jasin wrote on May 8th, 2023 at 12:12pm: While up in the Himalayas. Met one of those dreadlocked wild Tibetan guys in yak fur. Big tall fella. The stench of the guy (probably hasn't washed in years) matched his looks. It was so overpowering, I found it hard to get a clear breath standing near him. Yaks themselves smelled better. Made me wonder what the women were like? :o You're back - where were you? I was in Jamaica for a week. The Himalayas were decades ago.

Don't like Jamaica

Dnarever wrote on May 8^th, 2023 at 8:05pm:

One of the things I remember about school was how bad the kids that didn't wash smelt. I also remember some of those 110 deg F days in a metal demountable classroom. You could even smell yourself after the first hour. A room with 30 kids who all stunk almost as bad as the teacher.

I went through primary and then high school and we had ceiling fans to keep us cool during the late summer to late autumn and then early spring to early summer school days. The last year of my high schooling, the administration block had air conditioning for the office area. I think the library was the only place that had air conditioning all throughout my high school years.

A couple of years after graduating, I drove pass my old high school. The entire school had solar panels on the roof. And each classroom had an airconditioner. I felt ripped off. That was until I found out that my parents went to school without at least having the privilege of ceiling fans like I did.

Brut body wash. Stays on your skin for about 48 hours.

The Reject Shop (of all places) were selling Axe Body Wash. I thought that was only sold in North America. I bought two bottles for $4 each -- one of each perfume type. If I end up smelling like an urban American on a desperate blind date, I will let you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgpg3B9Y8RQ

I gave the body wash a go. I smell "desperate and dateless".

;D

I'm currently using Hemp Bodywash.
I occasionally feel myself lean towards the sun like a plant.

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 12:13pm:

;D I'm currently using Hemp Bodywash. I occasionally feel myself lean towards the sun like a plant.

The ultimate erection. Full body erection.

Xavier's arousal by geriatrics is well documented. There is nothing older than the sun.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 12:42pm:

Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:13pm: ;D I'm currently using Hemp Bodywash. I occasionally feel myself lean towards the sun like a plant. The ultimate erection. Full body erection. Xavier's arousal by geriatrics is well documented. There is nothing older than the sun.

I've had more young virgins than you've had in women in total. I've even had the odd 'older' virgin than you've had virgins in total.
Old Spice goes a long way.

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 12:56pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:42pm: Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:13pm: ;D I'm currently using Hemp Bodywash. I occasionally feel myself lean towards the sun like a plant. The ultimate erection. Full body erection. Xavier's arousal by geriatrics is well documented. There is nothing older than the sun. I've had more young virgins than you've had in women in total. I've even had the odd 'older' virgin than you've had virgins in total. Old Spice goes a long way.

Under 90 is "young" to Xavier who is now boasting about banging old nuns.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 1:30pm:

Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:56pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:42pm: Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:13pm: ;D I'm currently using Hemp Bodywash. I occasionally feel myself lean towards the sun like a plant. The ultimate erection. Full body erection. Xavier's arousal by geriatrics is well documented. There is nothing older than the sun. I've had more young virgins than you've had in women in total. I've even had the odd 'older' virgin than you've had virgins in total. Old Spice goes a long way. Under 90 is "young" to Xavier who is now boasting about banging old nuns.

I was 30 and 35 with a 42 and 40 year olds (yes, one was a 'moslem' nun so to speak).
But hey, I can boast - but you can't.  ;)

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 1:49pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 1:30pm: Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:56pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:42pm: Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 12:13pm: ;D I'm currently using Hemp Bodywash. I occasionally feel myself lean towards the sun like a plant. The ultimate erection. Full body erection. Xavier's arousal by geriatrics is well documented. There is nothing older than the sun. I've had more young virgins than you've had in women in total. I've even had the odd 'older' virgin than you've had virgins in total. Old Spice goes a long way. Under 90 is "young" to Xavier who is now boasting about banging old nuns. I was 30 and 35 with a 42 and 40 year olds (yes, one was a 'moslem' nun so to speak). But hey, I can boast - but you can't.  ;)

It appears geriatric women seek out Xavier and then discard him like a disposable sex appliance.

Except for Cods, Xavier is incapable of human relationships.

The nuns probably stole Xavier's old ute and threw him out of the high-speed moving ute after they were done.

Poor little LTYC :'(
Just can't keep it up, except in his own imagination (of thinking about geriatric sex, more than anyone else ;)).  ;D

I have decided to use some Axe body wash during my shower, before I go to work tonight. I kind of want to see what sort of comments I get from my female co-workers. "Desperate and dateless" body wash, is what I might hear.

Women like men who smell 'clean' and nice. It shows a woman that you are a man who takes pride in personal hygiene and well-being. That is the first step towards confidence in oneself with all humbleness, not competitiveness.
If you do like a woman - never be afraid to compliment her on something, but it only works if you are sincere about it. Women are not stupid unless you just want a 'stupid' one for sex and well, things spiral downwards, rather than upwards with that in mind.
I'm sure Aqua could provide some really good positive advice along with this.
I would also add that Yogurt is good for the skin complexion and I've had feedback from a few guys of whom I've helped along the way.
I'm no 'master' in the ways of women, but I have known and been told much by men who are or have been.
Never hurry the need for sex, unless you want a slut. It's like shooting your load in less than 5 mins.
All good things take time, especially if you want a really attractive and smart female.  ;)

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 6:03pm:

Women like men who smell 'clean' and nice. It shows a woman that you are a man who takes pride in personal hygiene and well-being. That is the first step towards confidence in oneself with all humbleness, not competitiveness. If you do like a woman - never be afraid to compliment her on something, but it only works if you are sincere about it. Women are not stupid unless you just want a 'stupid' one for sex and well, things spiral downwards, rather than upwards with that in mind. I'm sure Aqua could provide some really good positive advice along with this. I would also add that Yogurt is good for the skin complexion and I've had feedback from a few guys of whom I've helped along the way. I'm no 'master' in the ways of women, but I have known and been told much by men who are or have been. Never hurry the need for sex, unless you want a slut. It's like shooting your load in less than 5 mins. All good things take time, especially if you want a really attractive and smart female.  ;)

Xavier should take UnsubRocky under his wing and teach him the secrets of geriatric sex and how to expunge dirty habits.

Xavier has confessed to helping a "few guys" which we won't ask about on this family BBS in case it leads to dark places like restraining women to help a mate.

It also seems that Xavier has received instruction from Grappler, his ilk, and cohorts through this confession "I have known and been told much by men".

Xavier has become so sexually enlightened, woke, and sensitized, a few rays of sunshine and the aroma of a dirty habit cause Xavier to have a full body erection.

LTYC is a little small dick man who mentally masturbates about other men's sex lives driven by jealousy and envy.
LTYC believes himself to have a dick so long because he is 'black', that everyone knows it reaches to his mouth, where he sucks himself off.
You can tell by his posts that he talks like a Dick-Face.

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 9:00pm:

LTYC is a little small dick man who mentally masturbates about other men's sex lives driven by jealousy and envy. LTYC believes himself to have a dick so long because he is 'black', that everyone knows it reaches to his mouth, where he sucks himself off. You can tell by his posts that he talks like a Dick-Face.

Xavier, please refrain from fantasizing about LTYC to liven your defective procreation equipment and to experience full body erections.

Bobby is more Xavier's type.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 9:09pm:

Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 9:00pm: LTYC is a little small dick man who mentally masturbates about other men's sex lives driven by jealousy and envy. LTYC believes himself to have a dick so long because he is 'black', that everyone knows it reaches to his mouth, where he sucks himself off. You can tell by his posts that he talks like a Dick-Face. Xavier, please refrain from fantasizing about LTYC to liven your defective procreation equipment and to experience full body erections. Bobby is more Xavier's type.

LTYC is more LTYC's type: Sucks himself off with every post.

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 9:00pm:

LTYC is a little small dick man who mentally masturbates about other men's sex lives driven by jealousy and envy. LTYC believes himself to have a dick so long because he is 'black', that everyone knows it reaches to his mouth, where he sucks himself off. You can tell by his posts that he talks like a Dick-Face.

JaJa - You sure you didn't get banned - I can't see why not ?

LTYC pacified and calmed the throngs of desperate, wretched people that had been harmed by the sinful acts of the fiend Xavier leaving only a pile of dirty habits in Xavier's wake.

https://www.newcastleherald.com.au/images/transform/v1/crop/frm/silverstone-feed-data/f3e33974-bc58-4854-981d-f443493a0e04.jpg/r0_175_931_664_w1200_h630_fmax.jpg

LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  ;D Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  ;)

Jasin wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 7:58am:

LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  ;D Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  ;)

Nobody can deny that all of Xavier's Messiahs are gay. The calluses on Xaviers knees are evidence of that.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 8:00am:

Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 7:58am: LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  ;D Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  ;) Nobody can deny that all of Xavier's Messiahs are gay. The calluses on Xaviers knees are evidence of that.

Hey, you're the one who sees himself as a Gay Messiah.
I don't pray to the likes of you. Maybe ask Mothra to be your Prophet while you're at it.

Jasin wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 8:13am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 8:00am: Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 7:58am: LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  ;D Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  ;) Nobody can deny that all of Xavier's Messiahs are gay. The calluses on Xaviers knees are evidence of that. Hey, you're the one who sees himself as a Gay Messiah. I don't pray to the likes of you. Maybe ask Mothra to be your Prophet while you're at it.

Xavier evidently bats for the other side and appeals against the light when exposed.

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 6:03pm:

Women like men who smell 'clean' and nice. It shows a woman that you are a man who takes pride in personal hygiene and well-being. That is the first step towards confidence in oneself with all humbleness, not competitiveness. If you do like a woman - never be afraid to compliment her on something, but it only works if you are sincere about it. Women are not stupid unless you just want a 'stupid' one for sex and well, things spiral downwards, rather than upwards with that in mind.

For the last 34 years of my life, I had been told a number of things to help improve my hygiene, behaviour, and style to help me get into healthy relationships. Women like guys with a good sense of humour, are educated, and have stable employment. They also like guys that shower twice a day, brush their teeth three times a day, and keep the house clean.

I would say that I picked up some bad habits from my father. But, I have tried to outgrow them over the years of my adult life. However, some of the relationships I have had have been run off because of the attitude problem my father has tried to force on my girlfriends. Misogyny and narcissism were my father's game. Only a couple of girls could tolerate him. Have you ever had a father that thought the politeness shown by a girlfriend was a signal that the father could pucker up and lean in for a kiss? Dad is such a redneck, that he believes that he could have whoever he wanted.

Meanwhile, my experiment of washing myself with Axe body wash before work had no real effect on the female co-workers. No comments, compliments or "Alright... Who has been washing themselves with Axe body wash??". Nope, nothing.

My beauty routine before work is a shave, wash with lemongrass soap, apply Vaporub to my feet (once a week), use baking soda as a mouthwash, use body deodorant, and apply aftershave cologne. Normally, that hygiene is enough to keep the mosquitos away. But, that is normally a fragrance of cleanliness that could keep even the most frigid of women interested.

Maybe I need to work on my personality.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 10:34am:

Meanwhile, my experiment of washing myself with Axe body wash before work had no real effect on the female co-workers. No comments, compliments or "Alright... Who has been washing themselves with Axe body wash??". Nope, nothing. My beauty routine before work is a shave, wash with lemongrass soap, apply Vaporub to my feet (once a week), use baking soda as a mouthwash, use body deodorant, and apply aftershave cologne. Normally, that hygiene is enough to keep the mosquitos away. But, that is normally a fragrance of cleanliness that could keep even the most frigid of women interested. Maybe I need to work on my personality.

If you dropped 30 kg body weight you might be able to score geriatric nuns with dirty habits like Xavier.

If I dropped 30kg of body weight, I would be underweight.

I don't know where LTYC gets his geriatric sex-fantasies from, but he seems to have them constantly on his mind. Bet he loves women who wear 4711 perfume. Another weirdo.  ;D

Jasin wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 4:16pm:

I don't know where LTYC gets his geriatric sex-fantasies from, but he seems to have them constantly on his mind. Bet he loves women who wear 4711 perfume. Another weirdo.  ;D

Here we go again. Xavier fantasizes my presence in his mind and dresses me in all sorts of clothing and sometimes no clothing to fill his heart with joy.

Xavier needs a conjugal visit from Chez Gordon super model Grappler who wears 9/11 perfume which will send Xavier into a full body erection.

LTYCbaby intellectually masturbating with wanker wit and homosexual imagination like an anal pumping butt monkey of repetition for attention.

The Heartless Felon wrote on May 21^st, 2022 at 5:42am:

Just a light touch of aftershave, Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet... (Don't tell Bobby)

Uh... $229 for 100ml on Amazon?   Seriously?      :o


   

Jasin wrote on May 26^th, 2023 at 6:03pm:

...I would also add that Yogurt is good for the skin complexion and I've had feedback from a few guys of whom I've helped along the way.

Uh....?   I'm not even thinking of going there.      :D

AusGeoff wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 9:37pm:

The Heartless Felon wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 5:42am: Just a light touch of aftershave, Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet... (Don't tell Bobby) Uh... $229 for 100ml on Amazon?   Seriously?      :o

The Heartless Felon is extremely putrescent and his smell can engulf civilians in his vicinity and render them into a state of unconsciousness.

Evidently, THF is one of the "men" Xavier has confessed to "helping".

Well you're no help to anyone.
You're a bit of a lost cause.
Seems time has stopped for you,
as if you've fallen into a black hole.

AusGeoff wrote on May 27^th, 2023 at 9:44pm:

Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 6:03pm: ...I would also add that Yogurt is good for the skin complexion and I've had feedback from a few guys of whom I've helped along the way. Uh....?   I'm not even thinking of going there.      :D

I know. :-[  But for the life of me, I couldn't think of how to word it any other way? :P

The boss told me that I got a good review of service from a customer. I figured it was the one that sniffed lustily in my direction.

UnSubRocky wrote on May 30^th, 2023 at 2:30pm:

The boss told me that I got a good review of service from a customer. I figured it was the one that sniffed lustily in my direction.

Xavier?

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 30^th, 2023 at 2:44pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on May 30th, 2023 at 2:30pm: The boss told me that I got a good review of service from a customer. I figured it was the one that sniffed lustily in my direction. Xavier?

I'm pretty sure Xavier would only enquire where I got the body wash from. No, it was a woman who wrote the compliment.

Axe Body Wash no longer on sale where I bought it.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 24^th, 2023 at 2:48am:

Axe Body Wash no longer on sale where I bought it.

That stinks.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 24^th, 2023 at 10:08am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 24th, 2023 at 2:48am: Axe Body Wash no longer on sale where I bought it. That stinks.

Hopefully, any other type of Axe Body Wash does not.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 24^th, 2023 at 12:38pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 24th, 2023 at 10:08am: UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 24th, 2023 at 2:48am: Axe Body Wash no longer on sale where I bought it. That stinks. Hopefully, any other type of Axe Body Wash does not.

Have you considered getting a job as a garbage professional or a sewage professional?

You could eliminate body wash from your shopping list.

Gordon could be your mentor.

I have considered working over at the recycling centre. It would be all the more reason to be using cologned body washes.

Swapped over using Nivea bodywash, for my last night of work before my break. I would have thought that the lingering scent of that type of bodywash would be enough to last me until the next morning, even if I rinsed over after work. But, no. I decided to overdo the Brut body spray for good measure.

I am shaving the beard off, come August. Better to use up the rest of the aftershave balm before the weather gets too warm. I hate aftershave from spring onwards in the warmer months.

Beard was chopped off nearly 3 weeks ago. Had a long overdue haircut. It has taken nearly 3 weeks to have this length of facial hair grow back. I was in Priceline before to pick up some medication. However, I decided to buy some of those face peel lotions to clear up the flaking skin. 20 minutes later, I was in the Reject Shop finding that they had those bottles of Axe body washes for $4 a bottle. I bought 4 different kinds (fragrances). Then I figured that I was wasting money on the face peel lotions. I could basically use the body washes as a type of face peel, since the body wash does have the effect of tightening up the skin.

Those body washes I had bought last year are still sitting on the bench of my shower, still not used. With winter coming up, it might be time to finish them off and never repurchase another bottle.

I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out.
Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands.
I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering.

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 8:30am:

I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering.

I always thought that wearing Cologne was a bit poofy.

It's better to put some whisky in a little spray bottle
and spray that on so you smell like a real man.

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 8:30am:

I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering.

The type of women JSin associates with would consider a fart as foreplay.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 8:54am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:30am: I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering. I always thought that wearing Cologne was a bit poofy. It's better to put some whisky in a little spray bottle and spray that on so you smell like a real man.

You would smell like a dirty hobo Monk? ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:29am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:54am: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:30am: I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering. I always thought that wearing Cologne was a bit poofy. It's better to put some whisky in a little spray bottle and spray that on so you smell like a real man. You would smell like a dirty hobo Monk? ;D

No - Monk smells of stale Sherry.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 9:23am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:30am: I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering. The type of women JSin associates with would consider a fart as foreplay.

Well the Shona, Nbele and Xhosa chicks liked it so much, they'd tell me in bed that it beats smelling their own men who smell like farm manure.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:31am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:29am: Bobby. wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:54am: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:30am: I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering. I always thought that wearing Cologne was a bit poofy. It's better to put some whisky in a little spray bottle and spray that on so you smell like a real man. You would smell like a dirty hobo Monk? ;D No - Monk smells of stale Sherry.

Try some David Beckam. It's not expensive at all, but a step above the cheapo stuff.
My choice of Top Shelf stuff is still Aramis. Expensive, but really marks one's territory at a dinner table with other guys wearing Top Shelf stuff too. Aramis for me has defeated many a Polo wearing guy.

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:31am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 9:23am: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 8:30am: I always enjoy trying out new brands of bodywash, aftershave, cologne, etc. I think other people enjoy the change too. Sometimes their quality show in their effectiveness. Like I found some deodorants don't last as long or leave 'residual' and thus they don't last long in my use and are thrown out. Really enjoying the David Beckham brand at the moment, as I've come back to it a number of times over other brands. I've had women comment on how nice and pleasant it is and isn't over-powering. The type of women JSin associates with would consider a fart as foreplay. Well the Shona, Nbele and Xhosa chicks liked it so much, they'd tell me in bed that it beats smelling their own men who smell like farm manure.

JSin's farts intoxicate and disable women?

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 1:07pm:

JSin's farts intoxicate and disable women?

LTYC smells like a jungle swamp.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 1:11pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 1:07pm: JSin's farts intoxicate and disable women? LTYC smells like a jungle swamp.

Like Bobbie's boudoir after a frantic, sweaty soiree?

Especially if JSin is involved wearing his favorite cologne which is redolent of Beckham's sweaty armpits.

   

Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...

                   https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvds-ljgtbvz1d10r4a-JPEG-Image-473-473-pixels.png

Bobby. wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 8:54am:

I always thought that wearing Cologne was a bit poofy. It's better to put some whisky in a little spray bottle and spray that on so you smell like a real man.

Well, I would think that cologne has a bit of alcohol in them. But you want that scented smell to give off the appearance of manliness whilst also smelling like you have tried to keep clean. I have gotten home from work smelling quite alright even after running around in a hot kitchen with sweat pouring off me. An hour under the fan, and the smell of sweat is outmatched by the remnants of the cologne.

I was going to get a bottle of cologne tomorrow in my groceries. Given the change in weather, I could probably use some cologne for those cooler nights. I never seem to get through a bottle before the winter is out, though.

Being an old bloke - Old Spice, Brut or Menage would be your mid-shelf go.
Being a tight-arse - cheapo bottom shelf is your go alright Geoff.  ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:34am:

Try some David Beckam. It's not expensive at all, but a step above the cheapo stuff. My choice of Top Shelf stuff is still Aramis. Expensive, but really marks one's territory at a dinner table with other guys wearing Top Shelf stuff too. Aramis for me has defeated many a Polo wearing guy.

If you get it on special for $4, David Beckham body spray is quite alright. Too expensive at $8 per can. If the item is on special tomorrow, I will buy 5 cans of that body spray. That should last the next 5 months.

Brut is my worktime body spray. Other body sprays are my going out sprays.

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 4:24pm:

Being an old bloke - Old Spice, Brut or Menage would be your mid-shelf go. Being a tight-arse - cheapo bottom shelf is your go alright Geoff.  ;D

LOL... when I was a young'un Brut was THE cologne to wear as a
(hopeful) chick magnet.

Walk into any teen dance in the sixties and
it smelt like the Brut factory's testing lab.        ;D

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 4:39pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 4:24pm: Being an old bloke - Old Spice, Brut or Menage would be your mid-shelf go. Being a tight-arse - cheapo bottom shelf is your go alright Geoff.  ;D LOL... when I was a young'un Brut was THE cologne to wear as a (hopeful) chick magnet. Walk into any teen dance in the sixties and it smelt like the Brut factory's testing lab.        ;D

You can still wear Brut or Menage now Geoff.
You could pick up a 20-something because you smell like their daddy.  ;)

Empire by Trump

Head - peppermint, chai accord, apple
Heart - orange blossom, jasmine, tonka bean
Base - amber, musk

https://basenotes.com/fragrances/empire-by-trump-by-donald-trump.26145592


https://au.fragrancenet.com/cologne/donald-trump/donald-trump-empire/edt#303264i

Looks interesting.
Good review for 'long lasting' - which is an important factor.
I've bought some expensive Mens and they've lost their scent after just an hour. I felt very 'ripped off' with these buys. Kind of pointless, regardless how good their scent is. One must keep these in the pocket for 'recharge' application every hour.

I'll give 'Empire' (by Trump) a whirl if I see it.

Empire by Trump:

Head - Spent semen, perspiration, chafed skin,

Heart - Mature vaginal juices, social finger, urine,

Base - pre-pubescent female hormones, drool.

Poor Geoff.
Do the Blondes and Ranga males do Politics better than you Brunette Chefs and Raven-haired Musos?

Didn't know the world needs a Political world run by Media Celebrities and Chefs?  ;D

dear JaSin,
stop using cologne -

otherwise when you go out poofters will chase after you.    :-[

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 4:17pm:

Empire by Trump: Head - Spent semen, perspiration, chafed skin, Heart - Mature vaginal juices, social finger, urine, Base - pre-pubescent female hormones, drool.

Lol, you nailed it.

https://www.booktopia.com.au/covers/big/9780141037509/0000/perfume-the-story-of-a-murderer.jpg

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1653059488/108#108 date=1711349955]dear JaSin,
stop using cologne -

otherwise when you go out poofters will chase after you.    :-[/quote]
Well Peccary's just turned up.
Gotta run!  ;D

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1653059488/108#108 date=1711349955]dear JaSin,
stop using cologne -

otherwise when you go out poofters will chase after you.    :-[/quote]

You are basing your assumptions on what research? Your time at a gay nightclub?

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 11:26am:

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1653059488/108#108 date=1711349955]dear JaSin, stop using cologne - otherwise when you go out poofters will chase after you.    :-[/quote] You are basing your assumptions on what research? Your time at a gay nightclub?

I was at a pub in South Yarra back in the 1980s
and I overheard 2 poofs saying how lovely each other's cologne was.    :-[

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 4:17pm:

Empire by Trump: Head - Spent semen, perspiration, chafed skin, Heart - Mature vaginal juices, social finger, urine, Base - pre-pubescent female hormones, drool.

For an old provincial duffer like you to be so brimming with rancour and juvenile smut is both ridiculous and cautionary .

Frank wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 11:39am:

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 4:17pm: Empire by Trump: Head - Spent semen, perspiration, chafed skin, Heart - Mature vaginal juices, social finger, urine, Base - pre-pubescent female hormones, drool. For an old provincial duffer like you to be so brimming with rancour and juvenile smut is both ridiculous and cautionary .

Correct. Frank has exclusive franchise rights to "rancour and juvenile smut", slander, insults, and hate propagation on Ozpolitic.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 11:29am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 11:26am: [quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1653059488/108#108 date=1711349955]dear JaSin, stop using cologne - otherwise when you go out poofters will chase after you.    :-[/quote] You are basing your assumptions on what research? Your time at a gay nightclub? I was at a pub in South Yarra back in the 1980s and I overheard 2 poofs saying how lovely each other's cologne was.    :-[

Do you wear 'flowery' scents Bobby?
Maybe that's where you go wrong and why the Poofs all want to wroot you?

Bobby. wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 11:29am:

[quote author=WorldSacred link=1653059488/111#111 date=1711502796][quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1653059488/108#108 date=1711349955]dear JaSin, stop using cologne - otherwise when you go out poofters will chase after you.    :-[/quote] You are basing your assumptions on what research? Your time at a gay nightclub?

I was at a pub in South Yarra back in the 1980s
and I overheard 2 poofs saying how lovely each other's cologne was.    :-[/quote]

To each other? Not to you? So, perhaps they could identify each other (obviously knowing each other) as homosexual. They were comfortable complimenting each other's cologne. You don't say whether YOU were wearing cologne that night. Maybe they would have complimented your cologne if you were standing close enough.

About 23 years ago, I had moved out of home for the first time and was living at a student accommodation complex. I was getting heckled for still having blackheads at 22 years of age. Of course, I grew into my teens having never washed my face with soap (other than Clearasil) that would have ended my face's zits and blemishes by my late teens. So, I end up spending unnecessary money on facial scrubs and the like. One day, I decided to just fill up an expired near empty bottle of facial scrub and use it as a body wash for the sake of finishing the bottle during a shower. Half an hour later, having been dried off, dressed and ready to go pay my rent, I went up to the office. My interactions, with girls I lived near, sounded more like a scene out of a Brut commercial. One girl commented that she was ready to rape me, because I "smelled so nice".

You will attract women quite well if you consume a garlic clove or two in a meal every so often. Just make sure you drink a bottle of water and brush your teeth beforehand so that your breath does not let you down during your interactions.

Jasin wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 1:44pm:

Do you wear 'flowery' scents Bobby? Maybe that's where you go wrong and why the Poofs all want to wroot you?

I think Bobby gets caught up amongst the homosexuals because of all the passive-aggressive references to pictures of bodybuilders he likes to supply.

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 12:49am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 1:44pm: Do you wear 'flowery' scents Bobby? Maybe that's where you go wrong and why the Poofs all want to wroot you? I think Bobby gets caught up amongst the homosexuals because of all the passive-aggressive references to pictures of bodybuilders he likes to supply.

Are you calling Trump gay?


https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/199/099/original/612120caf881efbb.jpg

Bobbie has already confessed to attending homosexual nightclubs and studying the habits of homosexuals by listening to their conversations.

Bobbie has also confessed to using floral scent colognes.

But the most damning evidence against Bobbie is his confession of being an associate of the infamous poof JSin who has confessed to showering himself with colgne.

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:04pm:

https://www.booktopia.com.au/covers/big/9780141037509/0000/perfume-the-story-of-a-murderer.jpg

That is a very good book, actually.
Written in German, set in France. The English translation reads as if had been translated from French. Suskind captured the French sensibilities of his subject - scent, sensory delight,  beauty, life, death- and the translator conveys the frenchness into English. Masterful and seductive.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 8:55am:

Bobbie has already confessed to attending homosexual nightclubs and studying the habits of homosexuals by listening to their conversations. Bobbie has also confessed to using floral scent colognes. But the most damning evidence against Bobbie is his confession of being an associate of the infamous poof JSin who has confessed to showering himself with colgne.

LTYC thinks every other guy is like him - a raving poof.   ;D

Bobby. wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 5:59am:

Are you calling Trump gay? https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/199/099/original/612120caf881efbb.jpg

I am suggesting that the frequent posting of muscular men on these forums is indicative that you may be homosexual. One or two pictures posted by you would likely be overlooked. But, you must have posted at least a couple dozen photos (even repeat photos) on this website forum. It leaves people wondering.

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 12:33pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 5:59am: Are you calling Trump gay? https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/199/099/original/612120caf881efbb.jpg I am suggesting that the frequent posting of muscular men on these forums is indicative that you may be homosexual. One or two pictures posted by you would likely be overlooked. But, you must have posted at least a couple dozen photos (even repeat photos) on this website forum. It leaves people wondering.

Muscular men are the opposite of poofters.

Poofters are little limp wristed guys with sore arses.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 2:01pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 12:33pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 5:59am: Are you calling Trump gay? https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/199/099/original/612120caf881efbb.jpg I am suggesting that the frequent posting of muscular men on these forums is indicative that you may be homosexual. One or two pictures posted by you would likely be overlooked. But, you must have posted at least a couple dozen photos (even repeat photos) on this website forum. It leaves people wondering. Muscular men are the opposite of poofters. Poofters are little limp wristed guys with sore arses.

Seen and known of many 'muscular' Poofs.
Many of them can fight too.
Ian Roberts (2nd rower) absolutely pulverised Garry Jack who called him a 'fag', behind the goal posts. Garry Jack's face looked like a punctured arsehole.  ;D

If you want to smell like LTYC.
Just rub cow manure under your armpits for that good old 'country boy' style.

Jasin wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 8:18pm:

If you want to smell like LTYC. Just rub cow manure under your armpits for that good old 'country boy' style.

It certainly attracts JSin.

The boy can't get enough.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 8:22pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 8:18pm: If you want to smell like LTYC. Just rub cow manure under your armpits for that good old 'country boy' style. It certainly attracts JSin. The boy can't get enough.

You wanking off with your homo-erotic thoughts again?
Peccary will be along shortly to satisfy your needs.

Sorry to let you down again creepy roach man.

Jasin wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 8:22pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 8:18pm: If you want to smell like LTYC. Just rub cow manure under your armpits for that good old 'country boy' style. It certainly attracts JSin. The boy can't get enough. You wanking off with your homo-erotic thoughts again? Peccary will be along shortly to satisfy your needs. Sorry to let you down again creepy roach man.

LTYC is tinted.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 8:44pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 8:22pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 8:18pm: If you want to smell like LTYC. Just rub cow manure under your armpits for that good old 'country boy' style. It certainly attracts JSin. The boy can't get enough. You wanking off with your homo-erotic thoughts again? Peccary will be along shortly to satisfy your needs. Sorry to let you down again creepy roach man. LTYC is tinted.

He's what Aborigine people call a 'Coon'.

Jasin wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 3:17pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 2:01pm: UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 12:33pm: Bobby. wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 5:59am: Are you calling Trump gay? https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/199/099/original/612120caf881efbb.jpg I am suggesting that the frequent posting of muscular men on these forums is indicative that you may be homosexual. One or two pictures posted by you would likely be overlooked. But, you must have posted at least a couple dozen photos (even repeat photos) on this website forum. It leaves people wondering. Muscular men are the opposite of poofters. Poofters are little limp wristed guys with sore arses. Seen and known of many 'muscular' Poofs. Many of them can fight too. Ian Roberts (2nd rower) absolutely pulverised Garry Jack who called him a 'fag', behind the goal posts. Garry Jack's face looked like a punctured arsehole.  ;D

No way - see a real man:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtmDXtmXGAs

Bobby. wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 2:01pm:

Muscular men are the opposite of poofters. Poofters are little limp wristed guys with sore arses.

I have probably known about 20 homosexuals in my entire adult life. Two of them were heavily involved in fitness. The remainder had a variety of physicality and were mainly fit and healthy.

A gay person that I don't know personally is Ian Roberts. He spent a few decades as a physically muscular person. Would you exempt him, too, because you don't believe muscular men to be homosexual?

Jasin wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 3:17pm:

Ian Roberts (2nd rower) absolutely pulverised Garry Jack who called him a 'fag', behind the goal posts. Garry Jack's face looked like a punctured arsehole.  ;D

I wrote my response to Bobby before I saw your post. Interesting to note that the more high profile celebrity that came out as gay, Ian Roberts, seems to not interest Bobby as an example of a physically strong homosexual person.

I looked up the youtube video of the fight between Roberts and Jack. Garry Jack must have done something to get that kind of treatment.

I tried to sneak up on my sister one night to give her a scare. But, I had been in the habit of shaving, using cologne and body spray for a few years. Being about 6 metres from my sister, I heard my sister say "(UnSubRocky), I can smell your aftershave". And that was after I had gotten home from my night out. The smell just lingered.

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 29^th, 2024 at 6:52am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 28th, 2024 at 3:17pm: Ian Roberts (2nd rower) absolutely pulverised Garry Jack who called him a 'fag', behind the goal posts. Garry Jack's face looked like a punctured arsehole.  ;D I wrote my response to Bobby before I saw your post. Interesting to note that the more high profile celebrity that came out as gay, Ian Roberts, seems to not interest Bobby as an example of a physically strong homosexual person. I looked up the youtube video of the fight between Roberts and Jack. Garry Jack must have done something to get that kind of treatment.

https://www.starobserver.com.au/news/former-nrl-player-ian-roberts-was-gay-bashed-after-coming-out/202332


Former NRL Player Ian Roberts Was Gay Bashed After Coming Out

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April 17, 2021

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Ian Roberts, Australia’s first professional rugby league player to come out as gay, has in an emotional interview with The Daily Telegraph laid bare the consequences of his historic decision made in 1995.

It has been revealed, shortly after Robert’s announcement, the former Rabbitohs, Sea Eagles and Cowboys front-rower found himself the victim of a violent assault.  He was dragged, kicked and abused while unconscious on the concrete while walking along the Sydney Harbour foreshore.  “That moment changed me,” Roberts now recalls.

Reflecting on the same period of time in 1995, Roberts graphically recalls when he was assaulted by a spectator who punched Roberts in the face – calling him a “faggot” – as Sea Eagles players left the field at halftime during a match between Manly and St George at an oval in Kogarah in Southern Sydney.

I've had many chicks in the workplace and at parties say to me "We can always tell a man by his scent." They never go on to elaborate about mine personally, but their behaviours do express that they like it at least. I think that with so many 'stinky' men (like Monk) out there - any woman appreciates a guy who makes any effort to smell 'approachable' at least.


Yeah - Ian Roberts smashed Garry Jack up so much. GJ even took legal action for assault.
Garry Jack being the first 'Whiner' in Rugby League to take legal action from a punch up.
Garry Jack called him a Faggot apparently, but Roberts ended up being the 'Man' of it all, while Gary cried "Lawsuit"! :'(

It is not only your body odour that women would appreciate smelling nice. But, your breath needs to freshen up for a few hours, at least, too. Having diabetes, my breath ended up smelling quite bad within an hour of brushing my teeth. I tried whatever I could to alleviate the problem. Mouthwash was doing not much to help. Then I found that using baking soda helped to keep my breath clean for hours. Just a scoop of baking soda to be held in your mouth for no longer than 5 minutes would do wonders to clean off the stains (and slightly remove tartar over time). But, don't hold the baking powder in your mouth too long as it does dissolve some skin tissue.

People don't stink. It's the biota that live on them that produce thiols. That's what stinks. Nothing attractive about it.

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 5:01pm:

People don't stink. It's the biota that live on them that produce thiols. That's what stinks. Nothing attractive about it.

Yeah, well, if you go a couple of days without a shower, as I did a month ago, you end up smelling bad. No reason trying to justify it with saying it is the biotas fault.

You should rinse yourself over twice a day, with one of those showers a body scrub to make sure that the body smells clean.

You could be a naturo-path minded person with eating good foods and liquids of very healthy quality.
But if you don't 'wash' - you'll be just another 'stinky' of same sh_it, but different smell.
Sure, you might not smell like Monk. But you will have 'body odours' exhibiting.
Now, out in the wilds of the world - where even the women will be smelling much the same. It doesn't really matter as your personal scent is lost on all the other smells around you like being caked in unwashed 'dirt' and soils.
But to be in a room that is also cleaned, with people who have washed, air-conditioning and close contacts like an elevator... well, the natural body odours just smell even worse and thus the need of a good performance of consideration for others.

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 5:33pm:

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 5:01pm: People don't stink. It's the biota that live on them that produce thiols. That's what stinks. Nothing attractive about it. Yeah, well, if you go a couple of days without a shower, as I did a month ago, you end up smelling bad. No reason trying to justify it with saying it is the biotas fault. You should rinse yourself over twice a day, with one of those showers a body scrub to make sure that the body smells clean.

I wouldn't go one day without a proper shower. In the summer, often twice a day.

I was given some Lynx Africa once as a present, and decided to use it. I generally don't see the point of spraying yourself with nondescript organic chemicals but I tried it anyway.

Anyway I discovered later that it's not very popular with the younger generation (20s and 30s) The reason as I subsequently found out is that at High School, boys would spray the stuff around liberally when  they had showered after gym. So the lingering smell of BO mixed with Lynx Africa resulted in very negative memories.

As a consequence, even when it was available, it was heavily discounted.

Somebody bought me a cheap present!

Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip.

This could be a life-changing event.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 10:54pm:

Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip. This could be a life-changing event.

LTYC's favorite fragrance is called anus.

LTYC's way of deodorizing himself is to rub his naked black butt down a hill of clover.

Yep. His brand of scent collection is indeed called 'Anus'.
Sadly for him, he thought it read as Anubis.

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 8:56pm:

I was given some Lynx Africa once as a present, and decided to use it. I generally don't see the point of spraying yourself with nondescript organic chemicals but I tried it anyway. Anyway I discovered later that it's not very popular with the younger generation (20s and 30s) The reason as I subsequently found out is that at High School, boys would spray the stuff around liberally when  they had showered after gym. So the lingering smell of BO mixed with Lynx Africa resulted in very negative memories. As a consequence, even when it was available, it was heavily discounted. Somebody bought me a cheap present!

Lynx: The fragrance of Housos.  ;D
Cheaply marketed when it came out.
Designed for the dumb mass production people - both blue and white collar.
After just 5 years, it had already dropped in price to the almost always 'On Special' price.  ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:07pm:

LTYC's way of deodorizing himself is to rub his naked black butt down a hill of clover. Yep. His brand of scent collection is indeed called 'Anus'. Sadly for him, he thought it read as Anubis.

He's like a dog that goes around sniffing every other dog's bum.   ;D

Bobby. wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:19pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:07pm: LTYC's way of deodorizing himself is to rub his naked black butt down a hill of clover. Yep. His brand of scent collection is indeed called 'Anus'. Sadly for him, he thought it read as Anubis. He's like a dog that goes around sniffing every other dog's bum.   ;D

;D ;D
Great scott! I think you've got it!!! ;D
He probably thinks he's Snoop Dog.  ;D ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:29pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:19pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:07pm: LTYC's way of deodorizing himself is to rub his naked black butt down a hill of clover. Yep. His brand of scent collection is indeed called 'Anus'. Sadly for him, he thought it read as Anubis. He's like a dog that goes around sniffing every other dog's bum.   ;D ;D ;D Great scott! I think you've got it!!! ;D He probably thinks he's Snoop Dog.  ;D ;D

He's just a sick puppy.      ;D

Bobby. wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:03pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 10:54pm: Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip. This could be a life-changing event. LTYC's favorite fragrance is called anus.

Bobbie's nostrils are filled with it.

Bobbie and JSin are having trouble getting Gnads through the cologne sheep dip. Gnads keeps p!ssing in the sheep dip cologne

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:19am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:03pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 10:54pm: Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip. This could be a life-changing event. LTYC's favorite fragrance is called anus. Bobbie's nostrils are filled with it. Bobbie and JSin are having trouble getting Gnads through the cologne sheep dip. Gnads keeps p!ssing in the sheep dip cologne

LTYC is very interested in anus gas.

The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here!
He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  ;D ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:03am:

The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here! He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  ;D ;D

LTYC can tell what you've eaten the day before.    ;D

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:19am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:03am: The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here! He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  ;D ;D LTYC can tell what you've eaten the day before.    ;D

Yuk!  ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:26am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:19am: Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:03am: The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here! He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  ;D ;D LTYC can tell what you've eaten the day before.    ;D Yuk!  ;D

Nah - to him it smells like a rose.   ;D

AiA wrote on May 21^st, 2022 at 1:11am:

Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away.

You'd rather a nose full of acrid/putrid sweaty BO I take it?

When you can smell some peoples stinking BO from across 2 aisle ways in a supermarket ....

get me a good after shave/cologne & a decent under arm any day.

Some of the grubs ... men & women ---also need a feckin good bath/shower & their hair washed.
What about you? Do you wear cologne?

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on May 25^th, 2022 at 8:51pm:

AiA wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 1:11am: Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away. What about you? Do you wear cologne? I don't let anything get in the way of my powerful pheremones

Everyone knew he stank. ;D

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:13am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:19am: Bobby. wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:03pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 10:54pm: Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip. This could be a life-changing event. LTYC's favorite fragrance is called anus. Bobbie's nostrils are filled with it. Bobbie and JSin are having trouble getting Gnads through the cologne sheep dip. Gnads keeps p!ssing in the sheep dip cologne LTYC is very interested in anus gas.

Bobbie is full of it. It could be more valuable than all of Bobbie's assets and chattels.

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 3:23pm:

Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...                    https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvds-ljgtbvz1d10r4a-JPEG-Image-473-473-pixels.png

You shouldn't mention "arse" whilst LTYC is around....

he may have to have a stroke......

or a conniption ...... Giggity Giggity!!!!!

Joop .. & Dove or Rexona roll on under arm.

Gnads wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:25pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 3:23pm:     Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...                    https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvds-ljgtbvz1d10r4a-JPEG-Image-473-473-pixels.png You shouldn't mention "arse" whilst LTYC is around.... he may have to have a stroke...... or a conniption ...... Giggity Giggity!!!!!

;D ;D

AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 3:23pm:

Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...                    https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvds-ljgtbvz1d10r4a-JPEG-Image-473-473-pixels.png

With men?

Watch out everyone!
Anus-Man (LTYC) is sniffin around.  ;D ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:57pm:

Watch out everyone! Anus-Man (LTYC) is sniffin around.  ;D ;D

Denizens, please be warned, JSin is fantasizing about LTYC and anuses and has a monster erection ready to erupt.

ANUS-MAN (ltyc) is sounding a bit desperate!  ;D ;D ;D
(run out of originality and replicating other people's posts.)

When dealing with snoop-dogs like LTYC the ANUS-MAN (from Marvel/DC universe) - I choose to spray Lynx 'Africa' at him with a topping of Lynx 'Voodoo' just to be sure.
No point wasting the good stuff on him, because he'll just come back for more after finding a turd in the grass and rolling in it.

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 1:23pm:

When dealing with snoop-dogs like LTYC the ANUS-MAN (from Marvel/DC universe) - I choose to spray Lynx 'Africa' at him with a topping of Lynx 'Voodoo' just to be sure. No point wasting the good stuff on him, because he'll just come back for more after finding a turd in the grass and rolling in it.

Astonishing!

JSin confesses to dousing himself with cologne to attract men for anal sex.

JSin's confession to seeking "turds in the grass and rolling in it" seems crazed manic behavior unless JSin engages in the pursuit of small furry creatures, or the pursuit of Bobbie.

...

Wait a minute, JSin's obscene behavior could be targeting bigger obese, hairy-arsed, objectives, the smelly beast known as Gnads.

Denizens, be warned of extreme danger. If JSin approaches you with a bucket of cologne and a monster erection, run!

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!
;D ;D ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!! ;D ;D ;D

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

Stinky snoop-dog ANUS-MAN (ltyc) is hanging around looking for anuses to sniff. Yuk!

He mentioned the concept of 'anus' at least x3 times in the above post by insinuation. Yuk! Anus-Man is obsessed with all things anus!  ;D

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:38pm: Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!! ;D ;D ;D JSin's been rolling in' it'. JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair. That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth. Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

The ANUS-MAN is obsessed with anal humour.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:38pm: Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!! ;D ;D ;D JSin's been rolling in' it'. JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair. That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth. Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

Only a sick mind could even think of something like that.     :o

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:34pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:21pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:38pm: Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!! ;D ;D ;D JSin's been rolling in' it'. JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair. That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth. Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle. The ANUS-MAN is obsessed with anal humour.

JSin? Poop shooter?

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:46pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:21pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:38pm: Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!! ;D ;D ;D JSin's been rolling in' it'. JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair. That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth. Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle. Only a sick mind could even think of something like that.     :o

He's a sick weirdo. Imagine joining a forum and being the person who goes around talkin 'anuses' all the time?  ::) ::)
What a loser!  ;D ;D

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:46pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:21pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:38pm: Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!! ;D ;D ;D JSin's been rolling in' it'. JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair. That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth. Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle. Only a sick mind could even think of something like that.     :o He's a sick weirdo. Imagine joining a forum and being the person who goes around talkin 'anuses' all the time?  ::) ::) What a loser!  ;D ;D

Anuses are what brings JSin and Bobbie together.

They took charge of the sewer because it links them directly to anuses and their produce.

No sh!t.

You stink!  ::)
Get lost stinky Anus-man.

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:31pm:

You stink!  ::) Get lost stinky Anus-man.

JSin must be wearing the scarf knitted from Gnads' weeks-unwashed armpit hair.

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 8:37pm:

I wouldn't go one day without a proper shower. In the summer, often twice a day.

Summertime would mean that I would rinse over twice a day and have a scrub over once a day. Some days were so hot, I would get in the shower to rinse over morning, noon, afternoon, and then do the scrub an hour before bed. Winter would be a morning warm water rinse over. Before bed, I would shower for 5 minutes minimum in a hot shower with the scrubbing over. I need to let the tense muscles loosen before I get into bed.

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 8:56pm:

Somebody bought me a cheap present!

Last year, about this time of year, Woolworths were selling Nivea body wash for about half price. I bought a whole bunch of them (probably 6 bottles) thinking that it would be enough to last me until the end of winter. Then I found that The Reject Shop was selling Axe body wash for $4 each. Having heard the reputation of Axe body wash as something teenagers and poor people buy to try and smell respectable, I decided to become part of the stereotype. But, I was buying 4 bottles (2 of each type) and again a month later. So, I had about 14 bottles of body wash -- of which I have only used up 4 since last year.

The course I am doing will have me working in a hospital setting next month. But, the workplace requires that the soaps we use before we enter the hospital should be lightly scented. So, I am going to have to be using antiseptic soap before work. Then body wash after I get home from work. When I get through all the bottles, I should never buy another body wash bottle again.

I have yet to find a body spray that is suited to me. I think the Brut brand has been the closest to suiting me.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:51pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 10:31pm: You stink!  ::) Get lost stinky Anus-man. JSin must be wearing the scarf knitted from Gnads' weeks-unwashed armpit hair.

*sprays Insect Surface Spray at ANUS-MAN (ltyc) !

Gnads wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:15pm:

Some of the grubs ... men & women ---also need a feckin good bath/shower & their hair washed. What about you? Do you wear cologne?

Back in my first year of university, I had this guy in my class who did not shower, shave or have his hair cut. He was the hippie of the 1990s. Very smart and articulate. But, it was obvious that he had a hygiene problem that would have him kicked out of a laser tag competition. Obviously, he had not had a haircut for at least 2 years. His idea of a wash was to go swimming.

One time, many years ago, I was walking through the shopping centre. A group of "skinny ankle brigade" teenagers were walking aimlessly around the place. But the stink from the group left me the impression that their body odour was not the result of them running from the police. They obviously had not showered that morning, and probably not the day before, either. One of them 'accidentally' kicked me in the back of my leg, as he was not paying attention to where he was going. I was going to just shrug it off as an accident and kept walking. The echo of "stupid ****" coming from that prick's mouth was enough to have me stop and turn around in an instant. All four of them were shocked at the audacity of some white guy standing up for himself. If I had put my fist through the dickhead's face, I would have been justified because of his assault which was verified by his verbal abuse. But, 1: I did not want to touch the fugger and have the smell on my body. 2: they would use their skin tone to have the police charge me, instead. I had to settle for all 4 of the brigade visibly shaken and backing away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iarvwBOWMgo

The Most Definitive Dr.Squatch Soap Review You’ll Ever Need | Simon Says

Dr Squatch sinks!  ;D
"...just can't match it with the heavy duty stuff."

I'm actually looking for a spray or splash-on for my beard. I know it sounds weird, but I think the beards of the world need to be recognised and treated well.
The power of deodorants, colognes, etc go a long way in my life. Women love the smell of me and I hardly ever wear the same combination of scents day after day. I always enjoy mixing it up and trying different combinations.
I also mix colognes into a 'Cocktail' version and 4 out of 5 recipes have received some pretty awesome responses from women. Even a lesbian mate said "I want what you're wearing!" and one day I caught her ruffling through my car looking for the bottle.  ;D I eventually caved and did her a sample size without revealing the contents and two weeks later she gave me a big leso kiss on the lips because she got lucky with it.  ;D

So, at the moment. I'm still unsure which is more effective for my beard? Spray or splash-on (rub in)??
5 weeks ago, I had a group of (Tourist) guys catch a whiff of me from downwind on the mainstreet and came up to me for a admission on what I was wearing they were impressed so much. The funny thing was, that they were 20+ years younger than me and had never heard of OLD SPICE.  ;D

Jasin wrote on Jul 17^th, 2024 at 12:21pm:

Dr Squatch sinks!  ;D "...just can't match it with the heavy duty stuff." I'm actually looking for a spray or splash-on for my beard. I know it sounds weird, but I think the beards of the world need to be recognised and treated well. The power of deodorants, colognes, etc go a long way in my life. Women love the smell of me and I hardly ever wear the same combination of scents day after day. I always enjoy mixing it up and trying different combinations. I also mix colognes into a 'Cocktail' version and 4 out of 5 recipes have received some pretty awesome responses from women. Even a lesbian mate said "I want what you're wearing!" and one day I caught her ruffling through my car looking for the bottle.  ;D I eventually caved and did her a sample size without revealing the contents and two weeks later she gave me a big leso kiss on the lips because she got lucky with it.  ;D So, at the moment. I'm still unsure which is more effective for my beard? Spray or splash-on (rub in)?? 5 weeks ago, I had a group of (Tourist) guys catch a whiff of me from downwind on the mainstreet and came up to me for a admission on what I was wearing they were impressed so much. The funny thing was, that they were 20+ years younger than me and had never heard of OLD SPICE.  ;D

That explains JSin's frequent and long absences from Ozpolitic.

JSin is too busy poncing around in malls frequented by young men using colognes to attract and tease young men who follow JSin with what seems to be a gun in their pocket.

I used "Dr Squatch" soap last night before I went to work. My female co-workers started treating me a little more favourably. I recall one of the adult female workers started talking to me with a voice sounding a little sultry.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 17^th, 2024 at 3:58pm:

I used "Dr Squatch" soap last night before I went to work. My female co-workers started treating me a little more favourably. I recall one of the adult female workers started talking to me with a voice sounding a little sultry.

Does JSin endorse USR's hygiene practices?

Will USR join JSin in his poncing escapades in malls?

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jul 17^th, 2024 at 6:14pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 17th, 2024 at 3:58pm: I used "Dr Squatch" soap last night before I went to work. My female co-workers started treating me a little more favourably. I recall one of the adult female workers started talking to me with a voice sounding a little sultry. Does JSin endorse USR's hygiene practices? Will USR join JSin in his poncing escapades in malls?

I don't go to the malls. My shopping trips are to Woolies, Big W, the Shaver Shop (every 6 months), and I might have a look around JB Hi-Fi.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jul 17^th, 2024 at 6:14pm:

Does JSin endorse USR's hygiene practices?

Jasin's story resembles Patrick Suskind's novel "Perfume: A Story of a Murderer". I just hope that he did not have to kill a puppy or two in practice runs.

Jasin wrote on Jul 17^th, 2024 at 12:21pm:

Dr Squatch sinks!  ;D "...just can't match it with the heavy duty stuff." I'm actually looking for a spray or splash-on for my beard. I know it sounds weird, but I think the beards of the world need to be recognised and treated well. The power of deodorants, colognes, etc go a long way in my life. Women love the smell of me and I hardly ever wear the same combination of scents day after day. I always enjoy mixing it up and trying different combinations. I also mix colognes into a 'Cocktail' version and 4 out of 5 recipes have received some pretty awesome responses from women. Even a lesbian mate said "I want what you're wearing!" and one day I caught her ruffling through my car looking for the bottle.  ;D I eventually caved and did her a sample size without revealing the contents and two weeks later she gave me a big leso kiss on the lips because she got lucky with it.  ;D So, at the moment. I'm still unsure which is more effective for my beard? Spray or splash-on (rub in)?? 5 weeks ago, I had a group of (Tourist) guys catch a whiff of me from downwind on the mainstreet and came up to me for a admission on what I was wearing they were impressed so much. The funny thing was, that they were 20+ years younger than me and had never heard of OLD SPICE.  ;D

Good to read that, thanks

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 18^th, 2024 at 12:12am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jul 17th, 2024 at 6:14pm: UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 17th, 2024 at 3:58pm: I used "Dr Squatch" soap last night before I went to work. My female co-workers started treating me a little more favourably. I recall one of the adult female workers started talking to me with a voice sounding a little sultry. Does JSin endorse USR's hygiene practices? Will USR join JSin in his poncing escapades in malls? I don't go to the malls. My shopping trips are to Woolies, Big W, the Shaver Shop (every 6 months), and I might have a look around JB Hi-Fi.

JSin has a nose for this business. Obviously, those places are the best pick-up points for gullible and vulnerable young men.

Does JSin use the gab or just the aroma to hook his disciples?

Will JSin monetize his talents?

Jasin doesn't need to be 'black' to get a woman.
Jasin has rooted many a 'black' woman so as not to be a racist.
Jasin has got a woman like a Wandering Star and didn't need to play a guitar.

Jasin has learned from the best and like a good cricketer has raised his bat for knocking up a century.

Jasin has since retired from women, but still enjoys cutting the mustard with them.
Jasin is an Oak, not a sapling (like anal-sniffing LTYC).  ;)

JSin has never bowled a maiden;

JSin gets caught before he scores;

JSin frequently gets no-balled;

JSin's usual position is the gully;

JSin gets more eggs on his face than he gets legitimate catches;

Men in white coats always give JSin the finger.

Has anyone got a solution to undoing the old people smell that 70 year old men have? Dad is starting to smell like "the walking dead". Sometimes I wonder if he is going to make it to his next birthday.

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 11^th, 2024 at 4:18pm:

Has anyone got a solution to undoing the old people smell that 70 year old men have? Dad is starting to smell like "the walking dead". Sometimes I wonder if he is going to make it to his next birthday.

His life and odor will improve if USR showers regularly and USR stops farting in his presence.

USR's presence could be malodorous.

Has USR considered the fox syndrome?

A Fox smells its own hole first.

I have no doubt that my body odour is my own problem. But, Dad smells like he rolled around in mould. Surely, there is a way to alleviate the foul odour that older people emit.

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 11^th, 2024 at 10:10pm:

I have no doubt that my body odour is my own problem. But, Dad smells like he rolled around in mould. Surely, there is a way to alleviate the foul odour that older people emit.

Cremation works.

I reckon he should go get a body wax.