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Wow! This is wild. Elon Musk has been exposed as a victim that needs public empathy.

Elon Musk's "crooked" dick is front page news since Johnny Depp pointed out that Elon Musk needed to go under the knife.

The question now is how crooked is the dick? Is it 90 degrees?

Elon Musk needs our empathy and our help, not derision and mockery.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...he-penis-condition-that-affects-one-in-10-men

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Peyronie’s disease: the penis condition that affects one in 10 men
Peyronie disease warning exclamation

The life-changing disorder can make sex uncomfortable or impossible, mainly for men in their 40s and older. Embarrassment delays treatment – but attitudes are changing
Simon Usborne
Mon 13 Jan 2020 08.00 GMT
The first sign of trouble for Stephen Jones was a strange notch in his penis. It would only appear during erections. “It was like the skin wasn’t stretching because something was holding it back,” the 49-year-old recalls. Soon, he began experiencing pains in the night. Then his penis developed a bend. “I thought: ‘That’s not right – what’s that about?’”

Jones, who has chosen not to use his real name, did what any concerned middle-aged person would: he researched his symptoms online. The results pointed to a condition he had never heard of before, but which affects as many as one in 10 men: Peyronie’s disease. “To be honest, I’d just associated that word with the beer,” he says.

Peyronie’s is an often painful scarring or bending of the penis that can make sex uncomfortable or impossible. It involves the growth of fibrous plaque, or harder tissue, in the walls of the penis. A ring of plaque can create an hourglass shape in an erection. A growth on one side can bring on a bend. In severe cases, the bend can be 90 degrees or more. ...

You're a crooked dick.

You should go under the knife & get straightened out. ;D

Give till it hurts.

Elon Musk is currently on a fornication and spawning campaign. Will Elon's spawn have "crooked" dicks.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8510087/Johnny-Depp-threatened-cut-Elon-Musks-penis.html

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Johnny Depp 'threatened to cut off Elon Musk's penis' in rant to Lady Gaga's ex-fiance over the SpaceX founder's relationship with Amber Heard
Johnny Depp threatened to cut off Elon Musk's penis in rant to Lady Gaga's ex-fiance, the High Court heard
Hollywood legend accused ex-wife Amber Heard, 34, of having an affair with SpaceX founder billionaire Musk
57-year-old actor is suing The Sun for libel after it called him a 'wife beater' over claims he attacked Heard
By JACK WRIGHT FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED: 12:53 BST, 10 July 2020 | UPDATED: 20:06 BST, 10 July 2020

Johnny Depp threatened to 'slice off' Elon Musk's 'd***' because he believed the SpaceX founder had an affair with his wife Amber Heard, a court heard today.

The 57-year-old actor has accused Heard, 34, of having an 'extra-marital affair' with the SpaceX billionaire - which Musk vehemently denies and insists their relationship began only after she filed for divorce.

The High Court in London was shown an exchange between Depp and Lady Gaga's ex-fiance Christian Carino, in which the actor said: 'I'll show him things he's never seen before like the other side of his d**k when I slice it off.'

The Musk revelations are the latest salacious details to emerge from Depp's libel trial as he sues The Sun for calling him a 'wife beater' over claims he attacked Heard.

Other developments in court today included:

Depp threw a phone at Amber Heard and called her 'Amber Turd' after she allegedly defecated in their bed after a blazing row on her 30th birthday party;
He allegedly showed up two hours late to the Birthday bash after receiving some 'bad financial news' and retired to bed after her guests had gone instead of celebrating with her;
She accuses him of throwing a magnum of champagne at her and pulling her hair in the ensuing row;
The next day, Depp discovered someone - he believed Heard - had defecated in their marital bed;
Defecation made him settle on divorce before Heard accuses him of throwing a phone at her in a later row;
Trans activist iO Tillet Wright and Raquel Pennington were present during the alleged phone throwing.

Johnny Depp threatened to 'slice off' Elon Musk 's 'd***' because he believed he had an affair with his wife Amber Heard
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Johnny Depp threatened to 'slice off' Elon Musk 's 'd***' because he believed he had an affair with his wife Amber Heard

The 57-year-old actor has accused Heard, 34, of having an 'extra-marital affair' with the SpaceX billionaire - which Musk vehemently denies and insists their relationship began only after she filed for divorce

The 57-year-old actor has accused Heard, 34, of having an 'extra-marital affair' with the SpaceX billionaire - which Musk vehemently denies and insists their relationship began only after she filed for divorce

He also said: 'She's begging for global humiliation. She's gonna get it. I'm gonna need your texts about San Francisco brother...I'm sorry to even ask.... But she sucked Mollusk's [ a reference to Elon Musk] crooked d*** and he gave her some sh***y lawyers."

The Hollywood legend said in another message: 'I want her off that WB film' - a reference to Ms Heard's role in Aquaman from which there was later a petition garnering 400,000 signatures to have her removed.

Asked about the texts and the petition by Ms Wass in the final round of cross-examination, Depp said: 'Mr Carino was someone who was very interested in being an agent of mine at the time.

'That petition I believe was made years later. I did not orchestrate [it.]'

Musk has strenuously denied starting a relationship with Heard before her divorce from Depp, while also slapping down accusations of a three-way love triangle with her and Cara Delevingne.

The Musk revelations are the latest salacious details to emerge from Depp's libel trial as he sues The Sun. Musk and Heard were first romantically linked in July 2016, about a month before Heard's divorce was finalized. The couple split in August 2017 and rekindled their relationship in January 2018 before breaking up a second time a month later

The Musk revelations are the latest salacious details to emerge from Depp's libel trial as he sues The Sun

THE 14 TIMES JOHNNY DEPP IS ACCUSED OF ATTACKING AMBER HEARD
1. Early 2013

Heard says Depp was completely sober until early 2013, and around that time he allegedly hit her for the first time when they were in Los Angeles.

She claims Depp later cried and apologised, telling her that he sometimes turns into 'the monster' when he snaps.

Gnads wrote on Jun 1^st, 2022 at 9:14am:

You're a crooked dick.

You should go under the knife & get straightened out. ;D

Gnads, darling, please be informed that in this case, a "crooked dick" is not a corrupt private investigator.

LTYC is back.

We missed you.

Bobby. wrote on Jun 1^st, 2022 at 9:41am:

LTYC is back.

We missed you.

Your aim is off. Your associate Grappler has gnarled hands from improper and grossly excessive self-stimulation activities and couldn't hit the side of parliament house from a distance of 10 metres with a shotgun.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2022 at 9:55am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 1^st, 2022 at 9:41am:

LTYC is back.

We missed you.

Don't worry - Monkeypox is preventable:

Did LTYC lose money shorting Tesla stock? Looks a lot like it.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2022 at 9:57am:

Did LTYC lose money shorting Tesla stock? Looks a lot like it.

Your love of the fornicator and finance market manipulator Elon Musk is well known.

The fornicator's crooked dick has energized your loins.

LTYC is a real rocknrolla cause he wants the effing lot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWhVKuWTBEo

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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> General Board >> Wow! This is wild. Elon Musk disease exposed http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1654038672 Message started by Laugh till you cry on Jun 1^st, 2022 at 9:11am