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Message started by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 4:37pm

Title: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 4:37pm

Alan John Miller:
The Man Who Claims To Be Jesus Reincarnated


(For The Love Of God Cult Documentary)

1,442 views  Mar 23, 2022
'I Am Jesus - deal with it'. Meet the man who believes he has spent 2000 years as Jesus Christ. Alan Miller has been called a fantasist and a dangerous cult leader. He teaches his version of Christianity to thousands online and his followers worship him, funding his existence, along with his partner - 'Mary Magdalene.' See how Alan remembers his identity - his life, death & re-birth.

For the Love of God is a unique and compelling documentary examining the world of a man who believes he has had a 2000 year existence as Jesus Christ.

Featured on Sky News, ITV’s This Morning, and the BBC, former IT worker Alan John Miller has been heralded by the media as a fantasist, and even a dangerous cult leader.

However, his teachings are global, reaching tens of thousands across the internet, and his followers worship him worldwide, funding his preaching and tours.

Who are the people behind The Divine Truth movement and why do they flock to a self-proclaimed Australian Jesus? Find out as we delve deep into For the Love of God.

Directed By Thomas Leader



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvfmHbEP30

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 5:01pm
Quick! Nail him to a cross - the ratings will be sky high around the world.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 5:09pm

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:01pm:
Quick! Nail him to a cross - the ratings will be sky high around the world.



There are many of them -
most mental hospitals have at least 3 of them:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5Kvc32Riw

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 5:20pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3708509/Australian-man-thinks-Jesus-remembers-life-century.html



The man who thinks he's Jesus: Cult leader says he 'remembered'
he was the Son of God after splitting from his wife in 1997
and has memories from 2,000 years ago







    Alan Miller, 53, claims he is Jesus Christ and his wife is Mary Magdalene
    Mr Miller, from rural Queensland, hosts seminars on Divine Truth 
    He claims he is Jesus because he can remember his life in the first century
    His wife, Mary Luck, claims that she has had 'one continuous life on earth'
    Mr Miller has been compared to a cult leader but denies allegations

By Brianne Tolj For Daily Mail Australia

Published: 21:07 AEST, 26 July 2016 | Updated: 17:32 AEST, 27 July 2016


A man is claiming he is Jesus Christ says he is sure of his identity because he has memories of his life 2,000 years ago.

Alan Miller, or AJ, 53, from Kingaroy, a small rural town north-west of Brisbane, is a former computer systems engineer who said he realised he is the Messiah after his first marriage ended in 1997 and he began to have reoccurring memories of his life in the first century, according to The Advertiser.

Mr Miller, who has been compared to a cult leader, is now remarried to Mary Luck, a woman who claims she is Mary Magdalene and says she also has memories of her life as Jesus' wife 2,000 years ago.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  ;)

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 5:55pm

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  ;)


;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Setanta on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  ;)


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 6:39pm

Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  ;)


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"



What about the gym?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDo8n_7_2YI

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. ::)

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 6:53pm

John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. ::)



John - you need a master to guide you  -

maybe Alan John Miller is the one for you?

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 7:31pm

Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  ;)


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"

;D Ha! I suppose they are if you are that way inclined.
But really, I found going to Church both Protestant ones and Catholic ones a pretty good pick up joint for chicks. Just pretend that I love Jesus and all that and that's all it took.
Didn't need to buy the chick drinks either.  ;D

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 7:33pm

John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. ::)


More homo-erotic fantasizing by Smith.  ;D

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 7:34pm

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 7:31pm:

Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit.  ;)


I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'"

;D Ha! I suppose they are if you are that way inclined.
But really, I found going to Church both Protestant ones and Catholic ones a pretty good pick up joint for chicks. Just pretend that I love Jesus and all that and that's all it took.
Didn't need to buy the chick drinks either.  ;D



So you got some church pussy?   ;D

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 7:48pm
Vegetables at the Night Clubs
Fresh Fruits at the Churches.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 8:01pm

Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 7:48pm:
Vegetables at the Night Clubs
Fresh Fruits at the Churches.



Sounds like you made many women happy.     :)

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 8:30pm
Them were the days... and nights - long ago.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 14th, 2023 at 10:09pm

Bobby. wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:53pm:

John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. ::)



John - you need a master to guide you  -

maybe Alan John Miller is the one for you?


Sorry Goober,  I've no idea who he is. 

Unlike you I don't watch gay porn

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Ajax on May 15th, 2023 at 12:23am

Quote:
For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. JC

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 10:00am

John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 10:09pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:53pm:

John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. ::)



John - you need a master to guide you  -

maybe Alan John Miller is the one for you?


Sorry Bobby,  I've no idea who he is. 

Unlike you I don't watch gay porn


At least read the opening page before commenting.  tsk tsk     ::)   ::)

again for you:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3708509/Australian-man-thinks-Jesus-remembers-life-century.html



The man who thinks he's Jesus: Cult leader says he 'remembered'
he was the Son of God after splitting from his wife in 1997
and has memories from 2,000 years ago







    Alan Miller, 53, claims he is Jesus Christ and his wife is Mary Magdalene
    Mr Miller, from rural Queensland, hosts seminars on Divine Truth 
    He claims he is Jesus because he can remember his life in the first century
    His wife, Mary Luck, claims that she has had 'one continuous life on earth'
    Mr Miller has been compared to a cult leader but denies allegations

By Brianne Tolj For Daily Mail Australia

Published: 21:07 AEST, 26 July 2016 | Updated: 17:32 AEST, 27 July 2016


A man is claiming he is Jesus Christ says he is sure of his identity because he has memories of his life 2,000 years ago.

Alan Miller, or AJ, 53, from Kingaroy, a small rural town north-west of Brisbane, is a former computer systems engineer who said he realised he is the Messiah after his first marriage ended in 1997 and he began to have reoccurring memories of his life in the first century, according to The Advertiser.

Mr Miller, who has been compared to a cult leader, is now remarried to Mary Luck, a woman who claims she is Mary Magdalene and says she also has memories of her life as Jesus' wife 2,000 years ago.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 15th, 2023 at 12:55pm
Heresy!

Blasphemy!



LOL!

Either a nutcase or a conman. We know Booby loves conmen!

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 1:01pm

Ajax wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 12:23am:

Quote:
For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. JC




False Christs


Matt 24   KJV

5  For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

6  And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7  For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

8  All these are the beginning of sorrows.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by UnSubRocky on May 15th, 2023 at 1:56pm
I am actually glad that there is someone like this that would admit to being a 2000 benevolent zombie monster.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 15th, 2023 at 5:44pm

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 10:00am:
At least read the opening page before commenting.  tsk tsk     Roll Eyes   Roll Eyes



i learnt years ago that anything you post is bound to be crap wrapped up in garbage so I don't often read your links

Send em to jasin, he loves crap

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 15th, 2023 at 6:18pm
Right or wrong. Bobby's posts are far more interesting than your severe lack typing skills and personality.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 15th, 2023 at 6:20pm
See Goober, I told you jasin loves getting your shit

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 6:27pm

Jasin wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 6:18pm:
Right or wrong. Bobby's posts are far more interesting than your severe lack typing skills and personality.



I start new threads -
I give proper links and quotes.
I supply videos, pictures and funny memes.
I know many readers appreciate it but there will always be those who put me down
but who have nothing to offer themselves.
Smith is a prime example - an air head with zero to offer.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 15th, 2023 at 7:32pm
You start stupid threads supported by links to unreliable sources.

When will you post about the Environment in your long-suffering board?

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 15th, 2023 at 7:36pm

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 6:27pm:
I start new threads -
I give proper links and quotes



you start stupid threads that end up with the same 4 or 5 people  showing you the error of your ways or jasin trying to blow you.

Better not start those type of threads and you won't make such a fool of yourself all the time

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 7:53pm

John Smith wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 6:27pm:
I start new threads -
I give proper links and quotes



you start stupid threads that end up with the same 4 or 5 people  showing you the error of your ways or jasin trying to blow you.

Better not start those type of threads and you won't make such a fool of yourself all the time



The thing is dopey -
the burden of proof is not on me but the source of the original link.
It doesn't matter if the link is from
the Washington post, or CNN or ABC or msn.com  etc
I am shot as the messenger every time by all you cock smokers.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm
You don’t link to ABC or MSBN etc etc.

You link to dubious-at-best sources.

Your link for this stupid thread was a YouTube.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 10:27pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm:
You don’t link to ABC or MSBN etc etc.

You link to dubious-at-best sources.

Your link for this stupid thread was a YouTube.



So what - just watch it and learn something.
I thought it was very balanced.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 12:28am
I do not care to watch conmen making their spiel.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 12:37am

Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 12:28am:
I do not care to watch conmen making their spiel.



Just shut up then and don't invade threads that I start -
keep your snout out of them.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 10:17am
I will call out stupidity wherever I see it!

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Lisa Jones on May 16th, 2023 at 12:54pm

Ajax wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 12:23am:

Quote:
For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. JC


Hear Hear ✅

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 3:17pm
False Christs


Matt 24   KJV

5  For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

6  And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7  For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

8  All these are the beginning of sorrows.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 5:59pm
And that poo has happened since mankind (say Home erectus) evolved.

Nothing new under the sun.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:02pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 5:59pm:
And that poo has happened since mankind (say Home erectus) evolved.

Nothing new under the sun.



At least this forum calls Marxists out for what they are.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 6:28pm
You have not identified a single Marxist with the possible exception of FTLW.

You are a clown and have not given a shred, an iota of evidence any of the people on your fatuous list are marxists.

You are just dumb and uneducated.

When it comes to your list of those with ASPD you omit yourself from the list. Yet you passed on my information from IQ to Dumbyne and you passed around the photo of myself and my (now dead) mother. You have no conscience—you are a psychopath! You cannot apologise, partly because you are a fairy, partly because you are a psychopath.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:28pm:
You have not identified a single Marxist with the possible exception of FTLW.

You are a clown and have not given a shred, an iota of evidence any of the people on your fatuous list are marxists.

You are just dumb and uneducated.

When it comes to your list of those with ASPD you omit yourself from the list. Yet you passed on my information from IQ to Dumbyne and you passed around the photo of myself and my (now dead) mother. You have no conscience—you are a psychopath! You cannot apologise, partly because you are a fairy, partly because you are a psychopath.



You're a demon who spreads lies on this forum about other members.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:39pm

Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:
You're a demon who spreads lies on this forum about other members.


Projecting much ? ::)

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:41pm

John Smith wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:39pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:
You're a demon who spreads lies on this forum about other members.


Projecting much ? ::)



Can't you tell he's demonic?
You must be either blind or retarded.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:43pm

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 7:53pm:

John Smith wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 6:27pm:
I start new threads -
I give proper links and quotes



you start stupid threads that end up with the same 4 or 5 people  showing you the error of your ways or jasin trying to blow you.

Better not start those type of threads and you won't make such a fool of yourself all the time



The thing is dopey -
the burden of proof is not on me but the source of the original link.
It doesn't matter if the link is from
the Washington post, or CNN or ABC or msn.com  etc
I am shot as the messenger every time by all you cock smokers.


What crap .... You post bullshit you'll be called on it. it doesn't matter where you get your bullshit from. And if you post crap you think is false, you're an even bigger idiot ...

All of which just proves the point I've been making for years:

that you are a bonafide, certified idiot ... and you're a closet homosexual to boot

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:44pm

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 10:27pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm:
You don’t link to ABC or MSBN etc etc.

You link to dubious-at-best sources.

Your link for this stupid thread was a YouTube.



So what - just watch it and learn something.
I thought it was very balanced.


because you're an idiot

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:49pm

John Smith wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:44pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 10:27pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm:
You don’t link to ABC or MSBN etc etc.

You link to dubious-at-best sources.

Your link for this stupid thread was a YouTube.



So what - just watch it and learn something.
I thought it was very balanced.


because you're an idiot



You didn't even watch it you cockwomble - so shut up.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:57pm

Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:49pm:

John Smith wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:44pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 10:27pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm:
You don’t link to ABC or MSBN etc etc.

You link to dubious-at-best sources.

Your link for this stupid thread was a YouTube.



So what - just watch it and learn something.
I thought it was very balanced.


because you're an idiot



You didn't even watch it you cockwomble - so shut up.


See, I told you that you were an idiot

As has already been explained to you


John Smith wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 5:44pm:
i learnt years ago that anything you post is bound to be crap wrapped up in garbage so I don't often read your links



Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 7:02pm

Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:28pm:
You have not identified a single Marxist with the possible exception of FTLW.

You are a clown and have not given a shred, an iota of evidence any of the people on your fatuous list are marxists.

You are just dumb and uneducated.

When it comes to your list of those with ASPD you omit yourself from the list. Yet you passed on my information from IQ to Dumbyne and you passed around the photo of myself and my (now dead) mother. You have no conscience—you are a psychopath! You cannot apologise, partly because you are a fairy, partly because you are a psychopath.



You're a demon who spreads lies on this forum about other members.


No, that would be YOU!

List of Cultural Marxists—no evidence provided for any of the names on the idiot’s list

List of those with ASPD—no evidence provided for any of the names on the idiot’s list

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Super Nova on May 16th, 2023 at 7:40pm
I am Jesus (and so is my wife)

Ask me for forgiveness for believing in sky fairies, unicorns (the magical ones, not Rinos) and a devil and you shall be redeemed.

Repent now.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by UnSubRocky on May 17th, 2023 at 4:12pm

Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:28pm:
You have not identified a single Marxist with the possible exception of FTLW.

You are a clown and have not given a shred, an iota of evidence any of the people on your fatuous list are marxists.

You are just dumb and uneducated.

When it comes to your list of those with ASPD you omit yourself from the list. Yet you passed on my information from IQ to Dumbyne and you passed around the photo of myself and my (now dead) mother. You have no conscience—you are a psychopath! You cannot apologise, partly because you are a fairy, partly because you are a psychopath.



You're a demon who spreads lies on this forum about other members.


Hypocritical.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 17th, 2023 at 9:25pm


Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 18th, 2023 at 5:29am
Jesus was an anal pumping butt monkey.
They nailed his hands apart to stop him tossing off.
One of his bum-chum disciples betrayed him, because he was the 'bitch'.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 18th, 2023 at 5:31am

Jasin wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:29am:
Jesus was an anal pumping butt monkey.
They nailed his hands apart to stop him tossing off.
One of his bum-chum disciples betrayed him, because he was the 'bitch'.



Master Light gave me the power to forgive sins.

You are forgiven.

namaste

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Jovial Monk on May 18th, 2023 at 8:05am
Blight was a conman—no wonder you fell for his crap.

You need to apologise for your own many many transgressions.

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 24th, 2023 at 2:47pm

Bobby. wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:31am:

Jasin wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:29am:
Jesus was an anal pumping butt monkey.
They nailed his hands apart to stop him tossing off.
One of his bum-chum disciples betrayed him, because he was the 'bitch'.



Master Light gave me the power to forgive sins.

You are forgiven.

namaste

Light was a Poof.
Jesus was a Poof.
Gandhi was a Poof
Dalai Lama is a Poof (wants little boys to 'suck' his tongue)
Watch out Bobby or they  will turn you into a Poof too.
;D

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bit Grose on May 25th, 2023 at 10:19am
I’m an Aboriginal I believe in a creator 
I have no words for this

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Bobby. on May 25th, 2023 at 8:17pm

Jasin wrote on May 24th, 2023 at 2:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:31am:

Jasin wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:29am:
Jesus was an anal pumping butt monkey.
They nailed his hands apart to stop him tossing off.
One of his bum-chum disciples betrayed him, because he was the 'bitch'.



Master Light gave me the power to forgive sins.

You are forgiven.

namaste

Light was a Poof.
Jesus was a Poof.
Gandhi was a Poof
Dalai Lama is a Poof (wants little boys to 'suck' his tongue)
Watch out Bobby or they  will turn you into a Poof too.
;D



forgiven

namaste

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 26th, 2023 at 2:10pm
Just funny reading a homophobe praising a religious Poof.  ;D
Ever get the feeling that you're taking it up the rear by Christianity?

Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Laugh till you cry on May 26th, 2023 at 2:14pm
An Australian Jesus would invoke the miracle of "Football, meat pies, kangaroos, and Holden cars".


Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated.
Post by Xavier on May 26th, 2023 at 3:04pm
More like a 'Media' Jesus than anything else.

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