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Title: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 4:37pm Alan John Miller: The Man Who Claims To Be Jesus Reincarnated (For The Love Of God Cult Documentary) 1,442 views Mar 23, 2022 'I Am Jesus - deal with it'. Meet the man who believes he has spent 2000 years as Jesus Christ. Alan Miller has been called a fantasist and a dangerous cult leader. He teaches his version of Christianity to thousands online and his followers worship him, funding his existence, along with his partner - 'Mary Magdalene.' See how Alan remembers his identity - his life, death & re-birth. For the Love of God is a unique and compelling documentary examining the world of a man who believes he has had a 2000 year existence as Jesus Christ. Featured on Sky News, ITV’s This Morning, and the BBC, former IT worker Alan John Miller has been heralded by the media as a fantasist, and even a dangerous cult leader. However, his teachings are global, reaching tens of thousands across the internet, and his followers worship him worldwide, funding his preaching and tours. Who are the people behind The Divine Truth movement and why do they flock to a self-proclaimed Australian Jesus? Find out as we delve deep into For the Love of God. Directed By Thomas Leader https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvfmHbEP30 |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 5:01pm
Quick! Nail him to a cross - the ratings will be sky high around the world.
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 5:09pm Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:01pm:
There are many of them - most mental hospitals have at least 3 of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5Kvc32Riw |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 5:20pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3708509/Australian-man-thinks-Jesus-remembers-life-century.html
The man who thinks he's Jesus: Cult leader says he 'remembered' he was the Son of God after splitting from his wife in 1997 and has memories from 2,000 years ago Alan Miller, 53, claims he is Jesus Christ and his wife is Mary Magdalene Mr Miller, from rural Queensland, hosts seminars on Divine Truth He claims he is Jesus because he can remember his life in the first century His wife, Mary Luck, claims that she has had 'one continuous life on earth' Mr Miller has been compared to a cult leader but denies allegations By Brianne Tolj For Daily Mail Australia Published: 21:07 AEST, 26 July 2016 | Updated: 17:32 AEST, 27 July 2016 A man is claiming he is Jesus Christ says he is sure of his identity because he has memories of his life 2,000 years ago. Alan Miller, or AJ, 53, from Kingaroy, a small rural town north-west of Brisbane, is a former computer systems engineer who said he realised he is the Messiah after his first marriage ended in 1997 and he began to have reoccurring memories of his life in the first century, according to The Advertiser. Mr Miller, who has been compared to a cult leader, is now remarried to Mary Luck, a woman who claims she is Mary Magdalene and says she also has memories of her life as Jesus' wife 2,000 years ago. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm
Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit. ;)
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 5:55pm Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Setanta on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 5:47pm:
I wanted to make sure that was true , so I googled it and google replied "no matches found for 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh fruit', did you mean 'Churches are a great pick up joint if you want fresh nuts'" |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 6:39pm Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:
What about the gym? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDo8n_7_2YI |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm
Ohh look, the village idiot has found another lunatic to wank over. ::)
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 6:53pm John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
John - you need a master to guide you - maybe Alan John Miller is the one for you? |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 7:31pm Setanta wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm:
;D Ha! I suppose they are if you are that way inclined. But really, I found going to Church both Protestant ones and Catholic ones a pretty good pick up joint for chicks. Just pretend that I love Jesus and all that and that's all it took. Didn't need to buy the chick drinks either. ;D |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 7:33pm John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:42pm:
More homo-erotic fantasizing by Smith. ;D |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 7:34pm Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 7:31pm:
So you got some church pussy? ;D |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 7:48pm
Vegetables at the Night Clubs
Fresh Fruits at the Churches. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 14th, 2023 at 8:01pm Jasin wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 7:48pm:
Sounds like you made many women happy. :) |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 14th, 2023 at 8:30pm
Them were the days... and nights - long ago.
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 14th, 2023 at 10:09pm Bobby. wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 6:53pm:
Sorry Goober, I've no idea who he is. Unlike you I don't watch gay porn |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Ajax on May 15th, 2023 at 12:23am Quote:
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 10:00am John Smith wrote on May 14th, 2023 at 10:09pm:
At least read the opening page before commenting. tsk tsk ::) ::) again for you: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3708509/Australian-man-thinks-Jesus-remembers-life-century.html The man who thinks he's Jesus: Cult leader says he 'remembered' he was the Son of God after splitting from his wife in 1997 and has memories from 2,000 years ago Alan Miller, 53, claims he is Jesus Christ and his wife is Mary Magdalene Mr Miller, from rural Queensland, hosts seminars on Divine Truth He claims he is Jesus because he can remember his life in the first century His wife, Mary Luck, claims that she has had 'one continuous life on earth' Mr Miller has been compared to a cult leader but denies allegations By Brianne Tolj For Daily Mail Australia Published: 21:07 AEST, 26 July 2016 | Updated: 17:32 AEST, 27 July 2016 A man is claiming he is Jesus Christ says he is sure of his identity because he has memories of his life 2,000 years ago. Alan Miller, or AJ, 53, from Kingaroy, a small rural town north-west of Brisbane, is a former computer systems engineer who said he realised he is the Messiah after his first marriage ended in 1997 and he began to have reoccurring memories of his life in the first century, according to The Advertiser. Mr Miller, who has been compared to a cult leader, is now remarried to Mary Luck, a woman who claims she is Mary Magdalene and says she also has memories of her life as Jesus' wife 2,000 years ago. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 15th, 2023 at 12:55pm
Heresy!
Blasphemy! LOL! Either a nutcase or a conman. We know Booby loves conmen! |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 1:01pm Ajax wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 12:23am:
False Christs Matt 24 KJV 5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by UnSubRocky on May 15th, 2023 at 1:56pm
I am actually glad that there is someone like this that would admit to being a 2000 benevolent zombie monster.
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 15th, 2023 at 5:44pm Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 10:00am:
i learnt years ago that anything you post is bound to be crap wrapped up in garbage so I don't often read your links Send em to jasin, he loves crap |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 15th, 2023 at 6:18pm
Right or wrong. Bobby's posts are far more interesting than your severe lack typing skills and personality.
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 15th, 2023 at 6:20pm
See Goober, I told you jasin loves getting your shit
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 6:27pm Jasin wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 6:18pm:
I start new threads - I give proper links and quotes. I supply videos, pictures and funny memes. I know many readers appreciate it but there will always be those who put me down but who have nothing to offer themselves. Smith is a prime example - an air head with zero to offer. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 15th, 2023 at 7:32pm
You start stupid threads supported by links to unreliable sources.
When will you post about the Environment in your long-suffering board? |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 15th, 2023 at 7:36pm Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 6:27pm:
you start stupid threads that end up with the same 4 or 5 people showing you the error of your ways or jasin trying to blow you. Better not start those type of threads and you won't make such a fool of yourself all the time |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 7:53pm John Smith wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 7:36pm:
The thing is dopey - the burden of proof is not on me but the source of the original link. It doesn't matter if the link is from the Washington post, or CNN or ABC or msn.com etc I am shot as the messenger every time by all you cock smokers. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm
You don’t link to ABC or MSBN etc etc.
You link to dubious-at-best sources. Your link for this stupid thread was a YouTube. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 15th, 2023 at 10:27pm Jovial Monk wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 8:25pm:
So what - just watch it and learn something. I thought it was very balanced. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 12:28am
I do not care to watch conmen making their spiel.
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 12:37am Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 12:28am:
Just shut up then and don't invade threads that I start - keep your snout out of them. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 10:17am
I will call out stupidity wherever I see it!
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Lisa Jones on May 16th, 2023 at 12:54pm Ajax wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 12:23am:
Hear Hear ✅ |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 3:17pm
False Christs
Matt 24 KJV 5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 5:59pm
And that poo has happened since mankind (say Home erectus) evolved.
Nothing new under the sun. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:02pm Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 5:59pm:
At least this forum calls Marxists out for what they are. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 6:28pm
You have not identified a single Marxist with the possible exception of FTLW.
You are a clown and have not given a shred, an iota of evidence any of the people on your fatuous list are marxists. You are just dumb and uneducated. When it comes to your list of those with ASPD you omit yourself from the list. Yet you passed on my information from IQ to Dumbyne and you passed around the photo of myself and my (now dead) mother. You have no conscience—you are a psychopath! You cannot apologise, partly because you are a fairy, partly because you are a psychopath. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm Jovial Monk wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:28pm:
You're a demon who spreads lies on this forum about other members. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:39pm Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:
Projecting much ? ::) |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:41pm John Smith wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:39pm:
Can't you tell he's demonic? You must be either blind or retarded. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:43pm Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 7:53pm:
What crap .... You post bullshit you'll be called on it. it doesn't matter where you get your bullshit from. And if you post crap you think is false, you're an even bigger idiot ... All of which just proves the point I've been making for years: that you are a bonafide, certified idiot ... and you're a closet homosexual to boot |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:44pm Bobby. wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 10:27pm:
because you're an idiot |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 16th, 2023 at 6:49pm John Smith wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:44pm:
You didn't even watch it you cockwomble - so shut up. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by John Smith on May 16th, 2023 at 6:57pm Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:49pm:
See, I told you that you were an idiot As has already been explained to you John Smith wrote on May 15th, 2023 at 5:44pm:
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 16th, 2023 at 7:02pm Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:
No, that would be YOU! List of Cultural Marxists—no evidence provided for any of the names on the idiot’s list List of those with ASPD—no evidence provided for any of the names on the idiot’s list |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Super Nova on May 16th, 2023 at 7:40pm
I am Jesus (and so is my wife)
Ask me for forgiveness for believing in sky fairies, unicorns (the magical ones, not Rinos) and a devil and you shall be redeemed. Repent now. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by UnSubRocky on May 17th, 2023 at 4:12pm Bobby. wrote on May 16th, 2023 at 6:36pm:
Hypocritical. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 17th, 2023 at 9:25pm |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 18th, 2023 at 5:29am
Jesus was an anal pumping butt monkey.
They nailed his hands apart to stop him tossing off. One of his bum-chum disciples betrayed him, because he was the 'bitch'. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 18th, 2023 at 5:31am Jasin wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:29am:
Master Light gave me the power to forgive sins. You are forgiven. namaste |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Jovial Monk on May 18th, 2023 at 8:05am
Blight was a conman—no wonder you fell for his crap.
You need to apologise for your own many many transgressions. |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 24th, 2023 at 2:47pm Bobby. wrote on May 18th, 2023 at 5:31am:
Light was a Poof. Jesus was a Poof. Gandhi was a Poof Dalai Lama is a Poof (wants little boys to 'suck' his tongue) Watch out Bobby or they will turn you into a Poof too. ;D |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bit Grose on May 25th, 2023 at 10:19am
I’m an Aboriginal I believe in a creator 
I have no words for this |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Bobby. on May 25th, 2023 at 8:17pm Jasin wrote on May 24th, 2023 at 2:47pm:
forgiven namaste |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 26th, 2023 at 2:10pm
Just funny reading a homophobe praising a religious Poof. ;D
Ever get the feeling that you're taking it up the rear by Christianity? |
Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Laugh till you cry on May 26th, 2023 at 2:14pm
An Australian Jesus would invoke the miracle of "Football, meat pies, kangaroos, and Holden cars".
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Title: Re: The Australian Jesus - reincarnated. Post by Xavier on May 26th, 2023 at 3:04pm
More like a 'Media' Jesus than anything else.
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