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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl Member Run Boards >> Relationships >> Puns http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1685502513 Message started by Lisa Jones on May 31^st, 2023 at 1:08pm

Title: Puns
Post by Lisa Jones on May 31^st, 2023 at 1:08pm

My older kids are OBSESSED by these and regularly text me a few from their Facebook and Instagram feeds.

Here’s one they texted me today. It’s pretty clever hey!!

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Title: Re: Puns
Post by Jovial Monk on Jun 2^nd, 2023 at 12:32pm

There was a young man of Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died
His unfortunate brother
Fell down another
And now they are interred side by side

Title: Re: Puns
Post by AusGeoff on Jun 3^rd, 2023 at 12:50am

A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons.
The steward looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only
one carrion allowed per passenger.”

Title: Re: Puns
Post by Jovial Monk on Jun 3^rd, 2023 at 4:49am

LOL! Good one!

Title: Re: Puns
Post by AusGeoff on Jun 4^th, 2023 at 12:37am

You may temporarily forget how to throw a boomerang,
but it will always come back to you.