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Title: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 14th, 2023 at 11:42am
1. Getting his mouth wired closed would prevent a lot of self-incrimination evidence against Trump; and
2. Bulletproof shoes would prevent Donald Trump's self-inflicted gunshot foot injuries. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 11:59am
https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1686684126
Trump, calling Biden “the most corrupt president in the history of the USA,” said he would use a special prosecutor to “go after” the president and “the entire Biden crime family” |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:32pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 11:59am:
Bobby, you have never been so aroused it must be painful. You should immediately seek a sex partner of either gender or no gender and get it off your chest. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:35pm
LTYC -
take you homo fantasies to a more appropriate forum such as Monk's place. forgiven namaste |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:45pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 11:59am:
Classic Republican projection. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:49pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:35pm:
Is that where Bobby relieves his arousal? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by AusGeoff on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:58pm |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:59pm
Trump will only need protection from Bubba:
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Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:03pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:59pm:
Not even Bubba would be desperate enough to stick his dick up Diaper Don's arse. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by AusGeoff on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:15pm
Trump threatens to "go after" President Biden and his
family through a special prosecutor if re-elected... and may have just set himself up to violate FEDERAL LAW 18 U.S.C. § 1346. Trump made the threat in a bitter 'Truth Social' rant before boarding his Miami jet. "I WILL APPOINT A REAL SPECIAL ‘PROSECUTOR’ TO GO AFTER THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA, JOE BIDEN, THE ENTIRE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY, & ALL OTHERS INVOLVED WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR ELECTIONS, BORDERS, & COUNTRY ITSELF!" he posted. However, should Trump win and use the justice system for his own personal benefit, in this case retribution, Trump could be cited with "honest services fraud". This crime parallels bribery and extortion and focuses on harm to the public. Fraud schemes are defined to also include "the intangible right of honest services". The theory is that by performing an official act in exchange for personal gain, a public official defrauds his constituents of his honest services to make decisions and take actions that are in the best interests of the public. By making honest services fraud a crime, Congress has recognized that this conduct causes significant social harm requiring serious punishment. —Trump is now flailing around in a cesspool of his own making, and his desperation is clouding what little judgement he had. I'm guessing his decreasing lack of mental acumen is due both to his Parkinson's disease and his increasing early onset dementia. The disgraced former president should never be allowed to see the light of day ever again. Well, other than through the bars of a jail cell window. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:17pm AusGeoff wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:15pm:
Trump will lock em all up: |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:26pm
The Washington swamp now extends down to Florida. Donald Trump didn't shrink it, he enlarged it and replenished it with creatures that devour children.
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Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:36pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 11:59am:
And in the real world, Sleepy Joe Biden is the cleanest skinned prez since Barrack Hussein Ob-a-ma, and he's not even tinted. Your Dear Leader's sunk. Watch the GOP turn, squirm and eat themselves for lunch. It's going to be like watching the crocs being fed at the zoo. Enjoy the ride, Bobby. It's going to be all downhill from here, dear. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:50pm Karnal wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:36pm:
What about the Biden crime family? You reckon Hunter is an angel? Where has that damn laptop gone? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:57pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:03pm:
Just so. It's just a pity the big fella's getting tried in Miami. The Miami Correctional Facility's known for it's cheap, brown-bag lunches and 22 hours in lockdown. That's if the Puerto Rican gangs aren't torching the place and locking the population down for weeks. Remember, this is clocked to be a speedy trial under Florida law: 36 weeks to keep things nice and fair. If convicted, the big fella's going to be doing time in Norriega's old stomping ground. Forget Bubba, the big fella's going to need protection from the beaners. Who knows? Maybe he can exchange the bill for a selfie with the boss, like he does whenever he eats out in a place he doesn't run. If I was your Dear Leader, I'd be making friends with the Barrio Boys. I don't think the Aryan Brotherhood's going to be of much use in a federal prison. You? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:00pm Karnal wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:57pm:
beaners? Who are they? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:01pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:50pm:
Tucker's got the thumb drive up his arse for safe keeping, dear. He didn't want to torment poor Hunter, remember? Tucker has principles. Now Fox have fired him for lying, Tucker's free to tell all. You? Are you free to say what you think, Bobby? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:02pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 1:50pm:
I reckon Hunter isn't an elected member of the US Government. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:03pm Karnal wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:01pm:
Tucker will tell all. ;) |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:03pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:02pm:
Hunter did a lot of business with Ukraine. A lot Joe Biden money was washed there. ;) |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:08pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:00pm:
The Mexicans, Booby. And some, I assume, are good people. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:11pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:00pm:
Cartel bosses from south of the border. You know, rapists, murderers, drug dealers and some, I assume, are good people. They're okay once you get to know them. I think the beaners and the big fella will get on rather well, don't you? As long as he keeps the money coming in. And that's okay. The big fella's got one of the most lucrative superpacs around. I'd say he can keep the bosses comfortable and the drugs rolling in for a good decade yet. Do you want to make a donation? Every little bit helps, Bobby. Remember: we will make America great again, yes? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:13pm Karnal wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:11pm:
Where do I send my donation - would $5 be enough? MAGA |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:13pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:08pm:
They're murderers and rapists. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:14pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:03pm:
Don't want to say, eh? We understand. Ever get the feeling you've been plunged? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:17pm Karnal wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:14pm:
Trump will reveal the contents of that laptop to the world. :) |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:38pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:13pm:
Every little bit helps, Bobby. Your Dear Leader's facing 37 federal felonies, including charges under the Espionage Act. His lawyers have all just done a walkout. The big fella doesn't like to pay up, you see. And he tends to tell them fibs, then blame them for not telling the court the truth. Your fiver - US $3.39 - will help Mr Trump's state-appointed attorney with the photocopying. There's a lot of copies to get through. The last count was 24,000 multiple paged documents, I believe - rounded off for the fake news. Aquascoot might have the current figure. Aquascoot? Can you help Bobby with the maths and the photocopying? Every little bit helps, you know. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:40pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:17pm:
Tucker's thumb drive might be a little dirty, dear. Do you think the big fella will use his pocket wet wipes to sanitise it first? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 14th, 2023 at 3:13pm Karnal wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:40pm:
Anything sanitized is of no use to Bobby. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 14th, 2023 at 3:20pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 11:42am:
I agree that Trump needs to shut up and lose his ability to communicate, so that he does not self-incriminate. But, he is going to need a force shield around him, and whatever protection to make sure the bullets, the howling of protestors and whatever else that might do him harm after the investigation is over. Maybe he could be transported back into his younger self from 20 years ago so that he does not make the same bonehead mistakes again. Give Melania a chance to get her green card another way. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by The Heartless Felon on Jun 14th, 2023 at 3:31pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:13pm:
Just send it to: The Big Orange C/- Post Office Washington D C 20001 |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Dnarever on Jun 14th, 2023 at 3:43pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 2:17pm:
Fox news and everyone else has had the stolen data from that laptop for almost 3 years and found nothing relevant that they could release to date. The obvious reason is that it is a nothing burger. Even the Republican politician Comer who is in charge of investigating when asked about the evidence against Joe Biden only said that it should be illegal. i.e. it isn't. If there were anything linked to Joe Biden it would have been front page news last year or the one before. (2021,2022). We are into the third year and there is nada. To distract from this we had fake FBI whistleblowers in the house Then we had the whistle blowers that they lost. No they just disappeared never to be heard from again ? Now we have the fake accusation document given to the FBI by Rudy that originated from a Russian Putin guy in Ukraine. A document not supported in fact with no evidence to support it. A document that the Trump DOJ under the Corrupt biased Barr had investigated and dismissed. These all hit the news cycle are never proven and then just disappear never to be seen again until they need to pull a rabbit out of their hat as a distraction. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 5:28pm Dnarever wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 3:43pm:
It's more likely that the contents of the hard disk are being kept secret because they incriminate members of the Deep State. I can't go to any site and read what was on it. :-? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 14th, 2023 at 5:29pm UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 3:20pm:
She did a lot to earn her green card. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 14th, 2023 at 6:37pm Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 5:29pm:
How many? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 15th, 2023 at 7:57am Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 5:29pm:
Yeah, well, that was my implication about Melania. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 15th, 2023 at 9:08am Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 5:29pm:
She didn't do too well on the written test, but passed the oral with flying colours. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Bobby. on Jun 15th, 2023 at 9:15am greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 9:08am:
Is there a double entendre there? :-[ |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 15th, 2023 at 10:15am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 12:32pm:
I'd recommend a sex tour of Chez Gordon's. Apparently they're doing a half price special on scatting and watersports. In honour of the big fella, I believe. No Boongs this time, Bobby. They're said to be Laotians with surnames ending in Vitch. Miam miam, no? |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Mattyfisk on Jun 15th, 2023 at 10:20am Bobby. wrote on Jun 14th, 2023 at 5:28pm:
Ask Tucker. He's got everything on a USB. He was so disgusted with what he saw, he planned to release it online. The Deep State lawyers got in the way, as ever. Typical. They're pretty fussy about releasing fake news about people with lawyers. Anyway, Tucker decided to forgive and forget, so it's all good. I believe you're supposed to be taking orders, Bobby, so don't disappoint your superiors, please. Hunter Biden's only brought up as an absolute last resort, dear. Yes, Master. |
Title: Re: Donald Trump needs more protection Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 15th, 2023 at 12:23pm
Deep state? Sheep state? Shonky state?
After 4 years in office, Donald Trump owns the deep state which is currently acting against Biden. |
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