They're doing a runner to avoid complicity in Donald Trump's crimes.

Where can they go to avoid extradition?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12195803/Melania-Barron-leave-Trump-Tower-travel-Bedminster-Donalds-77th-birthday.html


Quote:

To Bedminster? Melania and Barron are seen leaving Trump Tower on Donald's 77th birthday with trolley of Louis Vuitton bags - as former First Lady is said to be 'hurting' over his jail risk Melania Trump and her son Barron were seen leaving Trump Tower in New York Wednesday Melania wore a Gucci white dress with a matching handbag while her 17-year-old son donned a sharp blue blazer over a white button-down and dress pants It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon while Donald celebrates his birthday at his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey By MELISSA KOENIG FOR DAILYMAIL.COM PUBLISHED: 21:27 BST, 14 June 2023 | UPDATED: 23:21 BST, 14 June 2023 Former First Lady Melania Trump and her son Barron were seen leaving Trump Tower in New York City on Wednesday as Donald celebrates his 77th birthday. Melania looked stunning in a $3,200 Gucci white dress with a white Hermès handbag as her 17-year-old son towered over her in a sharp blue blazer over a white button-down and dress pants in a striking resemblance to his father. Their Louis Vuitton luggage, together worth over $8000, and suit bags featuring the presidential emblem, were then loaded into separate vehicles. It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon while Donald celebrates his birthday at his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. The mother and son had been planning to go on a grand European tour during the summer months.

So sad. At least she got to do some serious shopping, no?

Max out the credit card before the big fella goes down, I say.

It's party time for Melania. She can find a new hubby back in Slovenia. You know, like Jacky Kennedy.

The difference is the big fella's not shot in the head with a bullet, he's shot in the foot by you-know-who.

Feel free to bring up Hunter Biden, Bobby. Aquascoot, do your riff on Metameucil. I believe it keeps one regular.

And Gordon, if you're listening, we expect a jolly old post on sex tourists.

Chop chop.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:14pm:

It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon ...

Slovenia.

Their voluminous luggage should be checked for government documents and state secrets.

Wouldn't it be funny if they were caught smuggling secrets out?

She looks happier than she's ever looked before:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 12:50pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 12:14pm: It is unclear where the two were headed Wednesday afternoon ... Slovenia.

Either that, or a cyanide pill in the bunkers. Of course, she'll have to administer Barron's dose first.

As Jim Jones said, it's just like falling to sleep, but you get to wake up in socialist heaven.

In the big fella's case, it would be a heaven with lots of chandeliers, fake Renoirs, gold toilets and shopping galore for Melania.

I.e, hell.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg

You're right, Greggery. Melania does seem to have a new spring in her step.

I wonder if she's taking Metameucil.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 2:35pm:

She looks happier than she's ever looked before: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg

she looks pretty hot.

imagine having a hot filly like that gweg

imagine is all you can do

trump actually achieved that

how superior is the donald

worth studying

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 4:57pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 2:35pm: She looks happier than she's ever looked before: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg she looks pretty hot. imagine having a hot filly like that gweg imagine is all you can do trump actually achieved that how superior is the donald worth studying

"Achieved", or paid for and then raped?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 5:02pm:

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 4:57pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 2:35pm: She looks happier than she's ever looked before: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg she looks pretty hot. imagine having a hot filly like that gweg imagine is all you can do trump actually achieved that how superior is the donald worth studying "Achieved", or paid for and then raped?

you seem obsessed with trumps sex life.

i am reasonably certain he has never thought about yours  ;D ;D ;D ;D

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:16pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 5:02pm: aquascoot wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 4:57pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 2:35pm: She looks happier than she's ever looked before: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg she looks pretty hot. imagine having a hot filly like that gweg imagine is all you can do trump actually achieved that how superior is the donald worth studying "Achieved", or paid for and then raped? you seem obsessed with trumps sex life. i am reasonably certain he has never thought about yours  ;D

I merely said that the Slovenian hooker looks happy.

There was not a single mention of the alleged child rapist's sex life.

You are the one who said:

"she looks pretty hot.

"imagine having a hot filly like that"

So, "achieved", or paid for and then raped?

What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe?

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:50pm:

What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe?

He still has his little navy chef.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023/06/11/multimedia/11dc-nauta-2-hlwg/11dc-nauta-2-hlwg-mediumSquareAt3X.jpg

Quote:

Melania and Baron escape Mar a Lago

Haven't they been away for a long time, Maybe they were just visiting their documents ?

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:50pm:

What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe?

Don't think she has spoken to him in at least 6 years maybe 20.

Dnarever wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 8:09pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 7:50pm: What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe? Don't think she has spoken to him in at least 6 years maybe 20.

He might phone up Stormy for some hot times.   :)

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 8:11pm:

Dnarever wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 8:09pm: Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 7:50pm: What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe? Don't think she has spoken to him in at least 6 years maybe 20. He might phone up Stormy for some hot times.   :)

It is unlikely that he is still functional.

aquascoot wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:16pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 5:02pm: aquascoot wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 4:57pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 2:35pm: She looks happier than she's ever looked before: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/14/22/72143457-12195803-image-a-60_1686776753364.jpg she looks pretty hot. imagine having a hot filly like that gweg imagine is all you can do trump actually achieved that how superior is the donald worth studying "Achieved", or paid for and then raped? you seem obsessed with trumps sex life. i am reasonably certain he has never thought about yours  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Trump's rape and sex assault does not constitute a sex life.

Dnarever wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 8:12pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 8:11pm: Dnarever wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 8:09pm: Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 7:50pm: What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe? Don't think she has spoken to him in at least 6 years maybe 20. He might phone up Stormy for some hot times.   :) It is unlikely that he is still functional.

Trump reckons he's as hard as a rock especially for Stormy.

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 9:06pm:

Dnarever wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 8:12pm: Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 8:11pm: Dnarever wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 8:09pm: Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 7:50pm: What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe? Don't think she has spoken to him in at least 6 years maybe 20. He might phone up Stormy for some hot times.   :) It is unlikely that he is still functional. Trump reckons he's as hard as a rock especially for Stormy.

He is harder for Ivanka according to his own words that he said he and Ivanka have sex in common. Whatever that means.

https://wp.scoopwhoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/944945562.jpg

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 9:15pm:

He is harder for Ivanka according to his own words that he said he and Ivanka have sex in common. Whatever that means.

If Trump was an Arab he would have had a whole Harem of wives -
maybe 72 to keep happy.

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 9:20pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15th, 2023 at 9:15pm: He is harder for Ivanka according to his own words that he said he and Ivanka have sex in common. Whatever that means. If Trump was an Arab he would have had a whole Harem of wives - maybe 72 to keep happy.

He looks happier dancing with Arab men.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AngryAnimatedEgret-size_restricted.gif

Yep - Don knows how to get on well with any culture.

What a hero.

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16^th, 2023 at 8:42am:

Yep - Don knows how to get on well with any culture. What a hero.

With those robes, Trump won't hear zips opening to distract him from his game.

Was there some hard 'partying' after the dancing?

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16^th, 2023 at 8:42am:

Yep - Don knows how to get on well with any culture. What a hero.

I know, right? Just like AOC and Barrack Hussein Obama. They're even tinted.

The big fella's just a bit tanned.

You?

Karnal wrote on Jun 16^th, 2023 at 10:17am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2023 at 8:42am: Yep - Don knows how to get on well with any culture. What a hero. I know, right? Just like AOC and Barrack Hussein Obama. They're even tinted. The big fella's just a bit tanned. You?

Trump is the least racist person anywhere in the world.
He said it himself.


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2019/jul/30/trump-claims-least-racist-person-in-the-world

Bobby. wrote on Jun 15^th, 2023 at 7:50pm:

What will Don do for a root while his wife is away in Europe?

He'll play with his seaman:

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023/06/11/multimedia/11dc-nauta-2-hlwg/11dc-nauta-2-hlwg-mediumSquareAt3X.jpg

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16^th, 2023 at 10:19am:

Karnal wrote on Jun 16th, 2023 at 10:17am: Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2023 at 8:42am: Yep - Don knows how to get on well with any culture. What a hero. I know, right? Just like AOC and Barrack Hussein Obama. They're even tinted. The big fella's just a bit tanned. You? Trump is the least racist person anywhere in the world. He said it himself. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2019/jul/30/trump-claims-least-racist-person-in-the-world

Just so. The big fella loves Muslims. Those were some good times, no?

Lucky he didn't try to ban them or anything - until we can work out what the hell is going on.

They say Bin Laden did it, others say he didn't do it. Mr Trump will say this: he sees no reason why Bin Laden would do it.

You?

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