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Message started by Violet Crumble on Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:06am

Title: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Violet Crumble on Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:06am
Sad last days. Satan is calling him home.


Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Marla on Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:59am

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Violet Crumble on Aug 31st, 2023 at 7:58am

I’m calling it. Dead by Christmas.



https://twitter.com/jojofromjerz/status/1696945709575033246

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Dnarever on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:38am
Mitch plans to be a statue in his next life.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Dnarever on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:39am
Some turtles hibernate.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:40am
He hasn't been the same since Jan 6, poor guy.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Mattyfisk on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:03am

chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:40am:
He hasn't been the same since Jan 6, poor guy.


Oh, I don't know. If ten thousand people broke into your workplace, tasered the cops, shat in the pot plants and tried to lynch the 2IC, you might experience the odd flashback yourself, Chimera.

I believe it's called a fight/flight/freeze response, a known symptom of trauma. Most common, it happens all the time.

The GOP is having one as we speak.

You?

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:10am
Mitch is also incoherent because Don is now attached to aquascoot and Bobby.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Dnarever on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:34am
He does a great turtle ice sculpture.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Mattyfisk on Aug 31st, 2023 at 1:56pm

chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:10am:
Mitch is also incoherent because Don is now attached to aquascoot and Bobby.


Oh? What about you? Detached yourself, have you?

Are you sure of that?

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:02pm
No I have flashbacks to the potplants, like Mitch.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Mattyfisk on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:32pm

chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:02pm:
No I have flashbacks to the potplants, like Mitch.


Good-o. Here's your chance, dear.

Do you, Chimera, detach yourself from your former Dear Leader?

Do you turn now towards the light, cleave to the truth and accept this brand new day of truth and light?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Bobby. on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:41pm
This one has dementia too:

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/146/732/891/playable/49e38567abd739e3.mp4

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 3:13pm

Karnal wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:32pm:
A simple yes or no will suffice.

yes or no

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by AusGeoff on Sep 1st, 2023 at 2:43am


A second mini-stroke?

Don't they say the third is usually fatal?


Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Marla on Sep 1st, 2023 at 9:56am
They say trouble does come in threes.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 1st, 2023 at 11:13am

AusGeoff wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 2:43am:
A second mini-stroke?

Don't they say the third is usually fatal?


It could be a TIA, but more likely some sort of seizure caused by a lack of blood (oxygen) to the brain.

In people his age the heart often isn't as strong as it used to be and it can sometimes struggle to pump enough blood to the brain.

If the Republicans keep propping him up at lecterns instead of letting him get some expert medical help and some much needed rest he'll probably be dead before the year is out.

Meh.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 1st, 2023 at 11:24am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vusUh1opKoE&t=419s

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by aquascoot on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:45pm
gweggy and matty deperately trying to get a little hit of self esteem by thinking they are better then someone.

how ugly

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:49pm

aquascoot wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:45pm:
gweggy and matty deperately trying to get a little hit of self esteem by thinking they are better then someone.

how ugly


Everyone's better than Mitch McConnell.


Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Marla on Sep 1st, 2023 at 10:45pm
Republicans stick together like birds of a feather

https://youtu.be/IIXYTt6_53Q?si=uAZGgVyZPzDOKLDV

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Dnarever on Sep 1st, 2023 at 10:47pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:49pm:

aquascoot wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:45pm:
gweggy and matty deperately trying to get a little hit of self esteem by thinking they are better then someone.

how ugly


Everyone's better than Mitch McConnell.



No only 99.997% are.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by AusGeoff on Sep 2nd, 2023 at 12:28am

Mitch McConnell...  every cartoonists' El Dorado.

            

    ;D    ;D    ;D

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by wombatwoody on Sep 2nd, 2023 at 9:21pm
Nikki Haley: "The US Senate is the most privileged nursing home in the country."

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by Dnarever on Sep 2nd, 2023 at 11:36pm
I don't expect that the 40 seconds of honesty it gives him would hurt him much.

Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 4th, 2023 at 5:12pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQSbUGNHJNw

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