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General Discussion >> America >> Mitch McTurtle just froze again http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1693422370 Message started by Violet Crumble on Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:06am |
Title: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Violet Crumble on Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:06am
Sad last days. Satan is calling him home.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Marla on Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:59am |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Violet Crumble on Aug 31st, 2023 at 7:58am |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Dnarever on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:38am
Mitch plans to be a statue in his next life.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Dnarever on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:39am
Some turtles hibernate.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:40am
He hasn't been the same since Jan 6, poor guy.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Mattyfisk on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:03am chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:40am:
Oh, I don't know. If ten thousand people broke into your workplace, tasered the cops, shat in the pot plants and tried to lynch the 2IC, you might experience the odd flashback yourself, Chimera. I believe it's called a fight/flight/freeze response, a known symptom of trauma. Most common, it happens all the time. The GOP is having one as we speak. You? |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:10am
Mitch is also incoherent because Don is now attached to aquascoot and Bobby.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Dnarever on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:34am
He does a great turtle ice sculpture.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Mattyfisk on Aug 31st, 2023 at 1:56pm chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:10am:
Oh? What about you? Detached yourself, have you? Are you sure of that? |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:02pm
No I have flashbacks to the potplants, like Mitch.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Mattyfisk on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:32pm chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:02pm:
Good-o. Here's your chance, dear. Do you, Chimera, detach yourself from your former Dear Leader? Do you turn now towards the light, cleave to the truth and accept this brand new day of truth and light? A simple yes or no will suffice. |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Bobby. on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:41pm
This one has dementia too:
https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/146/732/891/playable/49e38567abd739e3.mp4 |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by chimera on Aug 31st, 2023 at 3:13pm Karnal wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:32pm:
yes or no |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by AusGeoff on Sep 1st, 2023 at 2:43am A second mini-stroke? Don't they say the third is usually fatal? |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Marla on Sep 1st, 2023 at 9:56am
They say trouble does come in threes.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 1st, 2023 at 11:13am AusGeoff wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 2:43am:
It could be a TIA, but more likely some sort of seizure caused by a lack of blood (oxygen) to the brain. In people his age the heart often isn't as strong as it used to be and it can sometimes struggle to pump enough blood to the brain. If the Republicans keep propping him up at lecterns instead of letting him get some expert medical help and some much needed rest he'll probably be dead before the year is out. Meh. |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 1st, 2023 at 11:24am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vusUh1opKoE&t=419s
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by aquascoot on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:45pm
gweggy and matty deperately trying to get a little hit of self esteem by thinking they are better then someone.
how ugly |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:49pm aquascoot wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:45pm:
Everyone's better than Mitch McConnell. |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Marla on Sep 1st, 2023 at 10:45pm
Republicans stick together like birds of a feather
https://youtu.be/IIXYTt6_53Q?si=uAZGgVyZPzDOKLDV |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Dnarever on Sep 1st, 2023 at 10:47pm greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 1st, 2023 at 12:49pm:
No only 99.997% are. |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by AusGeoff on Sep 2nd, 2023 at 12:28am Mitch McConnell... every cartoonists' El Dorado. ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by wombatwoody on Sep 2nd, 2023 at 9:21pm
Nikki Haley: "The US Senate is the most privileged nursing home in the country."
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by Dnarever on Sep 2nd, 2023 at 11:36pm
I don't expect that the 40 seconds of honesty it gives him would hurt him much.
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Title: Re: Mitch McTurtle just froze again Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 4th, 2023 at 5:12pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQSbUGNHJNw
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