Who will it be ?

Jacob Elordi

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Or lashana lynch


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The last James Bond Film I watched had Daniel Craig as the retired spy with his 007 number handed to a young lady spy.     The movie "No Time To Die" wasn't the best one of the many, but at the end, Mr Bond returns to the fold, gets rechristened as 007 then supposedly dies - blown up by missiles from a Royal Navy ship.

So, does James Bond actually die or miraculously escape?  I haven't been keeping up with it at all.  I though Idris Elba was a contender at some stage

Vic wrote on Nov 24^th, 2023 at 4:02pm:

I though Idris Elba was a contender at some stage

Rumours allege that Elba does not want to get known as the "first black James Bond".

Vic wrote on Nov 24^th, 2023 at 4:02pm:

The last James Bond Film I watched had Daniel Craig as the retired spy with his 007 number handed to a young lady spy.     The movie "No Time To Die" wasn't the best one of the many, but at the end, Mr Bond returns to the fold, gets rechristened as 007 then supposedly dies - blown up by missiles from a Royal Navy ship. So, does James Bond actually die or miraculously escape?  I haven't been keeping up with it at all.  I though Idris Elba was a contender at some stage

The one where he ran off with the gorgie should have lead to James (Craig - the black sheila having been burned) being brought back into service to track down the elusive Tickdemoff, henchperson of the Russian dictator Pladimir Vutin...  the family man brought back to the fray when no others could do the job when Vutin is using Tricky Tickie as his stalking horse to take over the world...

That guy below (on the page - no my post) looks a wee bit twee to me - and a black gel?  Well .... why not just include a white family guy?

I predict the black gel will fail, and the call will go out... the now settled family man James allows for plenty of conflict and troubles galore at the hands of the filthy Russian Mafia/Military Complex...  and Vutin could get a long gig as the head of the Nasties...

M - "Let's not argue, Double Oh Seven - We need you back - I need you back!"

James - "I'm not Double Oh Seven any more.  That's your little black girl's job now.. I'm retired!"

M - "Well, neither is your replacement a Double O!  I'm afraid she's gone, James."

James - "So now you need me?  Yesterday's burnt out hero turned husband and father?  I have a family, M... so I don't think so... I'm not putting them in the firing line - not even for you!  Find someone else..."

M- "There is no-one else, James..... they're ALL gone..."

James - "Do you know what you're asking?"

M (pause) - "Actually I do, James..... that little black girl as you call her was....... my daughter..."

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James Bond next movie with Daniel Craig....  Enough Is Never Enough....

James - "And please, M - stop calling me double oh seven.  enough is enough!"
M - "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, James..... **turns on intercom**... Funnymoney - could you send in our visitors?  Thank you."
**the door is opened by Funnymoney, and a full Colonel with SAS wings walks in accompanied by.. Prince Harry**
James -"You Royal Highness!"
Harry - "Please, sit down, Double Oh seven ... as you know I'm not a 'royal highness' now.  **all sit**  I've been asked by my brother...on behalf of our father.... you know him of course, Double Oh Seven - to 'request' that you help once more with preservation of our realm.  Unofficially, of course..." (such a 'request' is a clear order) ....
James - "Of course.  Unofficially ....."
Harry - "Colonel Dempster here can offer you some assurances."...**nods to the officer**
Dempster - "Indeed, Double Oh Seven - I can assure you that our very best will be watching over your family every minute of every day while you are... on His Majesty's business.  Our VERY best."
M - "So what do you say, James?"
James - "What can I say?  Apparently saying enough is never enough...."
**camera closes in on 007's face.... title music comes up and movie titles**

Dang da da dang da da da dang da da dang da da da da daaaa, da da da... da da daaaa

Sprintcyclist wrote on Nov 24^th, 2023 at 1:11pm:

Or lashana lynch https://wwwflickeringmythc3c8f7.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:600/u:https://cdn.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/lashana-lynch-nomi-no-time-to-die-1-600x338.jpg

She cannot be James Bond.

This woke diversity inclusion BS is killing movies.

Why don't they come up with an original concept instead of rehashing classics by making the lead someone of the opposite sex or a different racial background?

Gnads wrote on Jan 12^th, 2024 at 7:18am:

This woke diversity inclusion BS is killing movies. Why don't they come up with an original concept instead of rehashing classics by making the lead someone of the opposite sex or a different racial background?

Have you ever seen a movie featuring non-white majority of actors cast in a movie that is not ripping off some white culture? From memory, the only woke movie that seemed to work was "Sweet Country" Before that, I recall "City of God" -- not that I would call that a woke movie.

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If I hear that cliched phrase once again in this movie ..... damn it - enough is enough!!

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They need a real man:

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Let's try out a few more ideas:-

M -  "Now look here, Double Oh Seven - we didn't get you out of that transgender clinic so you could sit there all day like some Captain Queeg and play with those two balls in your hand...."


Hmmmm and hmmmmer ....

Bobby. wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 1:35pm:

They need a real man: https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/114/562/336/original/e7f01137f4ab49c3.jpg

He ain't got time to bleed ....

Another bodybuilder picture was posted by Bobby.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 4:00pm:

Another bodybuilder picture was posted by Bobby.

He's got a fetish for men covered in oil  :D

hahaha, I like the new images of suggestions.
Keep them coming

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 2:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 13th, 2024 at 1:35pm: They need a real man: https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/114/562/336/original/e7f01137f4ab49c3.jpg He ain't got time to bleed ....

How could anyone win a fight with Hulk Hogan? -

he's a man people have to listen to.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChNLkUuaLFk

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R. Praggnanandhaa
One of his eternal quotes that will ring through the ages.

' ...........  “I had analysed my mistakes from previous tournaments and had made some changes. Against Carlsen, I wanted to give my best and didn’t think about the result ” ........ '

Bobby. wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 6:10pm:

How could anyone win a fight with Hulk Hogan? - he's a man people have to listen to.

IQs drop among the audience of people that watch that crap.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 3:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 13th, 2024 at 6:10pm: How could anyone win a fight with Hulk Hogan? - he's a man people have to listen to. IQs drop among the audience of people that watch that crap.

You watched it too.    ;D

Bobby. wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 3:49pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 14th, 2024 at 3:25pm: Bobby. wrote on Jan 13th, 2024 at 6:10pm: How could anyone win a fight with Hulk Hogan? - he's a man people have to listen to. IQs drop among the audience of people that watch that crap. You watched it too.    ;D

I watched the late 1990s WWF/WWE and some WCW shows every week on pay tv. By the time I moved out of home, I was losing any interest in the shows. Hulk Hogan was in WCW at the time. And the whole WCW show consisted on the mid-carders doing the wrestling, whilst the big names were more about talking. That was the reason why WCW lost its audience and was acquired by a rampaging WWE.

In any event, I cannot imagine any wrestler being a candidate for the new James Bond. Roger Moore and Sean Connery were both in the navy, and had military experience. That gave their character some credibility in the movies. Any steroid using wrestler would stick out like a sore thumb.

I watched "True Lies" last night. The idea that Schwarzenegger could play the role of a spy is laughable.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 4:15pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 14th, 2024 at 3:49pm: UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 14th, 2024 at 3:25pm: Bobby. wrote on Jan 13th, 2024 at 6:10pm: How could anyone win a fight with Hulk Hogan? - he's a man people have to listen to. IQs drop among the audience of people that watch that crap. You watched it too.    ;D I watched the late 1990s WWF/WWE and some WCW shows every week on pay tv. By the time I moved out of home, I was losing any interest in the shows. Hulk Hogan was in WCW at the time. And the whole WCW show consisted on the mid-carders doing the wrestling, whilst the big names were more about talking. That was the reason why WCW lost its audience and was acquired by a rampaging WWE. In any event, I cannot imagine any wrestler being a candidate for the new James Bond. Roger Moore and Sean Connery were both in the navy, and had military experience. That gave their character some credibility in the movies. Any steroid using wrestler would stick out like a sore thumb. I watched "True Lies" last night. The idea that Schwarzenegger could play the role of a spy is laughable.

It doesn't need credibility -

all the Bond movies were beyond belief - like cartoons.  :)

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Bobby. wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 4:27pm:

It doesn't need credibility - all the Bond movies were beyond belief - like cartoons.  :)

You want to cast a wrestler with severe steroid use as a spy for a Bond movie. As far-fetched as some of those action scenes in Bond movies are, they are not something a hulking wrestler would be suited to doing.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16^th, 2024 at 3:06pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 14th, 2024 at 4:27pm: It doesn't need credibility - all the Bond movies were beyond belief - like cartoons.  :) You want to cast a wrestler with severe steroid use as a spy for a Bond movie. As far-fetched as some of those action scenes in Bond movies are, they are not something a hulking wrestler would be suited to doing.

Why not? -
steroid Arnie played action man hero's.


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How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular?

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16^th, 2024 at 3:38pm:

How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular?

https://starkcenter.org/2020/11/remembering-sean-connery-as-a-bodybuilder-and-athlete/


Remembering Sean Connery as a Bodybuilder and Athlete


Thomas Sean Connery’s breakthrough as an actor came in 1962 when he was cast in the role of James Bond, Agent 007 of the British Secret Intelligence Service, a fictional character adapted for the screen from Ian Fleming’s spy novels. Connery portrayed Bond in seven films, all of which were immensely successful. The worldwide popularity of James Bond movies elevated Connery, a Scotsman, to an iconic status as the Scotsman.

Notice any scene in Dr No, where Connery is bulky and muscular?

If you know anything about secret agents, they tend to be people with a lot of physical stamina. Not only do they have to physically recover from some ordeal out in the field, they have to be capable of refocusing on the task at hand. If they are not capable of running a half-marathon inside 90 minutes, they are not capable of being out in the field.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16^th, 2024 at 3:38pm:

How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular?

Most tend to be the people you would least suspect of such things....

Tickdemoff (hand on knife sticking from chest) - "How could an... old man like you... best.... me?  Who.. who are you?"

James - "The name's Bond... JAMES Bond!"

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 17^th, 2024 at 4:47pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16th, 2024 at 3:38pm: How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular? Most tend to be the people you would least suspect of such things....

That's right - the movie style James Bond could never be a spy -
he always stands out and makes a big scene of himself -
a real spy goes unnoticed.

Bobby. wrote on Jan 19^th, 2024 at 5:33pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 17th, 2024 at 4:47pm: UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16th, 2024 at 3:38pm: How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular? Most tend to be the people you would least suspect of such things.... That's right - the movie style James Bond could never be a spy - he always stands out and makes a big scene of himself - a real spy goes unnoticed.

... getting nissed as a pewt in a casino.... and already known to be working for Universal Exports ... but it's all about going mano a mano and staring the other guy down and stealing his woman with your dreamboat eyes and shagging on the job instead of watching your back instead of hers and trying to remain inconspicuous ... about as inconspicuous as a drug dealer in a red ute throwing wheelies in the main street while the back is piled high with drugs...

             ..... watch for the coming next James Bond thriller .. Inconspicuopussy .... James takes on the mistress of the World's Next Greatest threat.... coming to a theatre near you ......

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Looks like my 23y.o. daughter.

"Now then Double Oh Seven..."

"Double Oh Three And a Half, Q - I was demoted and demobbed, remember?  On half pay....."

"Just so... well - you've been reinstated so it's Double Oh Seven again..."

"Oh good - I can share numbers with a dead woman then...."

"You're not being very kind, Double Oh Seven..... and 'share numbers', indeed!  This isn't the bar in a casino, you know.  And you ARE a married man...."

"Yes - I am... I'm so glad someone remembered that..."

"Look - let's not get off on the wrong foot here, James.... preparation is everything in this job... you have heard of Pladimir Vutin, I trust?"

"Who hasn't..."

"Well - his 'hit man' - I do so love those American terms... is one Dimitri Tickdemoff.... and he's a very nasty piece of work... oh, please don't touch that ... you could accidentally trigger World War Three... where was I?"

"You were telling all about how to tick people off, I imagine..."

"Oh, yes - not quite... now this Tickdemoff ... not his real name, by the way.."

"I can't possibly imagine!"

"Do pay attention, Double Oh SEVEN ... I AM trying to help here, you know...."