Zender's Diverticulitis - a sac in the throat that catches food... caught a piece of corn there, could feel the lump, and got it out tonight.... all that bringing up blood was probably popcorn eaten before stuck there and digging in - and with anticoagulants for heart... buggar... seeing my doc tomorrow ... she'll love it...

I come from a family of hypochondriacs, and I love to make a song and dance about things just for them ... starts off the contest for the worst symptoms etc....  awrrr yes - what I'd give for a mere almost dead on the table twice during a minor operation to remove a wart ... regular doctor's pet you are .... and only ONE drop of blood left and running around and around... how'd you survive that one?

Don't get me wrong - the only thing I love more than my family is staying away from them ....... congenital anusitis....

No words!

Onya Grapps.
At least you didn't have to visit Dr Aye Aye from Madagascar for an old fashioned prostate checkup.
Smith does a weekly checkup... just to be sure ;)