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General Discussion >> Thinking Globally >> Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1711167420 Message started by Laugh till you cry on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 2:17pm |
Title: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Laugh till you cry on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 2:17pm
... why do they need laws, resources, and privileges to protect them from their adoring public?
Why aren't countries offering them a slice of their country for a Jewish homeland? Why aren't communities offering incentives for Jews to come and live amongst them? This is a real conundrum. Please help Judaism to survive by offering Jewish refugees from the land formerly known as Israel a home. |
Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Bobby. on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 3:23pm
Have you got any room at your place?
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Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by chimera on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 4:07pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 2:17pm:
Jews had a home with a temple but Mussos pinched it and built a horse-launching pad on it. That was because Allah was short of real estate and horses have a hard time getting up to speed. |
Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Laugh till you cry on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 5:57pm chimera wrote on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 4:07pm:
They had a home but were kicked out? How bizarre. How could anybody kick out such lovely adorable people? |
Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by chimera on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 6:02pm
Jealousy probably, being from Ishmael the infidel.
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Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Laugh till you cry on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 11:07pm Bobby. wrote on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 3:23pm:
Love them. Can't get enough. |
Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Bobby. on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 11:22pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 11:07pm:
What about the food? https://au.hotels.com/go/israel/best-israeli-foods-tel-aviv Falafel is probably the most recognisably Israeli food there is. In almost every town in Israel you can find a choice of shops attracting the hungry with the delicious smell of frying falafels. The Shuk (market) Betzalel area in Tel Aviv, for example, is famous for its excellent falafel. Falafel balls are made of spicy chickpeas (humusim) or broad beans. They are then stuffed into a pita bread with a salad, pickles, and tahini. Before starting to fill the pita bread, it's recommended that you spread houmous inside it. If you find yourself extra-hungry, you might like to add fries or an extra falafel ball or two to make for a filling and delicious feed. It’s best to hold your customised treat away from your body while eating so that you don’t get tahini all over yourself. Many versions of the falafel have been developed in Israel, from green or square patties to a waffle-like falafel. The classic taste is yet to be bettered, though. |
Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Laugh till you cry on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 11:42pm
The internet seems to believe that Israeli Jews prefer fresh roadkill run over by tanks.
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Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by Mattyfisk on Mar 24th, 2024 at 12:35am Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 11:42pm:
Miam miam. |
Title: Re: Jews are so cute, cuddly, and loveable ... Post by it_is_the_light on Mar 24th, 2024 at 5:52am Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 23rd, 2024 at 2:17pm:
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