Less drunks, more f*cks. This is wonderful news. Here's some boring chart in order to make this post seem more important than it really is

https://www.cannabisindustrydata.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/gallup-marijuana-legalization-poll-2023.jpg

And now for the excerpt:

“A growing share of cannabis consumers report daily or near daily use, and their numbers now exceed the number of daily and near daily drinkers.” the study’s author concluded."

And now here's the links which no one will ever click on:

https://www.cannabisindustrydata.com/daily-cannabis-use-outpaced-daily-alcohol-use-for-first-time-in-u-s/


Which now brings me to my point that since many if not all of you kangaroo rooters don't drink Fosters and there is little post about alcohol on this forum why does weed remain illegal on your barren continent?

Get with the program and then you can hang out with the cool kids like me who use weed every day just to survive now more than ever when Trump turns America into a dystopian police state.

https://americanaddictioncenters.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bigstock-Teenagers-Smoking-Marijuana-Jo-66549088.jpg

Just look at how cool they are and they are also white so that should not be a problem for most of you racist like F A T Frank, and the Monkey Boy. This is what awaits you kangaroo rooters so don't be square. 

Cool

https://sobercollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/how-to-tell-if-someone-is-smoking-weed-781x600.jpg

And here's the obligatory video for people who are slow and plain retarded like Blooby and the Monkey Boy

https://youtu.be/n7T07c8ZMPs

Then again, these kids may be way too cool for me

https://youtu.be/F-0KonwgIPk

Gen-Z'ers are assholes.

Marla wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 12:45am:

Then again, these kids may be way too cool for me https://youtu.be/F-0KonwgIPk Gen-Z'ers are assholes.

Hi, Marla.

Sorry, we can't see that video.

Looks like the kangaroo rooters (notice that I say "the" and not "us" because I'm actually English - and proud of it) are not worthy of watching it.

:)

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But you live in Australia, right? You'll never be a cool kid.

if you see a path to success , you vibe with the good stuff.
good  food, high quality emotions, a quality partner, contribution, quality sleep
you are in thriving

if you dont and you wake up every day, just trying to "cope"
you vibe with the bad stuff
maccas, red bull, smokling, trash talking, gossiping, trolling, gambling, porn and masturbation, self pity, alcohol and weed.
you are just trying to survive the day


most people live in extreme coping
they feel self attack and self hatred and they use the above methods to numb the pain of their awareness.

if walter mitty really examined his/her life, she may throw herself of a cliff.
numbing down that self hatred serves a survival strategy

aquascoot wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 5:21am:

if you see a path to success , you vibe with the good stuff. good  food, high quality emotions, a quality partner, contribution, quality sleep you are in thriving if you dont and you wake up every day, just trying to "cope" you vibe with the bad stuff maccas, red bull, smokling, trash talking, gossiping, trolling, gambling, porn and masturbation, self pity, alcohol and weed. you are just trying to survive the day most people live in extreme coping they feel self attack and self hatred and they use the above methods to numb the pain of their awareness. if walter mitty really examined his/her life, she may throw herself of a cliff. numbing down that self hatred serves a survival strategy

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3776190824.0604/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

Here's something the Monkey Boy will never be: Cool.

https://www.behavioralhealthnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/AdobeStock_238228220web.jpg

Marla wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 2:47am:

But you live in Australia, right? You'll never be a cool kid.

Yeah, I know but I was brought here when I was 4 years old in 1961 and I didn't have any say in the matter.

What I have said many, many times to other members of my family over the years is that if I'd been 10 to 15 years older in 1961 I would have been waving them off at Southampton and saying "have a nice time in Australia, don't forget to write".

If I had the money and the means I'd be going back to the UK for good right now which would be quite easy seeing as I'm not an Australian citizen, just a permanent resident.

Carl D wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 8:02am:

Marla wrote on May 30th, 2024 at 2:47am: But you live in Australia, right? You'll never be a cool kid. Yeah, I know but I was brought here when I was 4 years old in 1961 and I didn't have any say in the matter. What I have said many, many times to other members of my family over the years is that if I'd been 10 to 15 years older in 1961 I would have been waving them off at Southampton and saying "have a nice time in Australia, don't forget to write". If I had the money and the means I'd be going back to the UK for good right now which would be quite easy seeing as I'm not an Australian citizen, just a permanent resident.

Are you looking for a donation?

One thing for sure is you don't seem to have a clue about what life is like in the UK now if you think going back there is a better option than Australia.

67 million people on that little island.... and


Quote:

Police fail to solve a single burglary in half of neighbourhoods in last three years. Analysis reveals no break-ins were resolved in 48.2 per cent of neighbourhoods across England and Wales in the three years to March 2023

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/06/04/police-fail-solve-burglary-half-neighbourhoods-three-years/

I hope you can muster the funds soon. ::)

Carl D wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 8:02am:

If I had the money and the means I'd be going back to the UK

How do you get on with citizenship? They're tightening up on that and pushing for rejection of overseas passports in order to get Oz government services (car, medic, etc).

chimera wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 7:03pm:

Carl D wrote on May 30th, 2024 at 8:02am: If I had the money and the means I'd be going back to the UK How do you get on with citizenship? They're tightening up on that and pushing for rejection of overseas passports in order to get Oz government services (car, medic, etc).

I'm a UK citizen (I was born there) but I have never taken out Australian citizenship.

I was nearly going to do it in 2007 to get an Australian passport but I found I can travel to and from Australia just as easily with a UK passport as I could with an Australian one.

The only 'restriction' is I can't stay out of Australia for more than 3 months at a time. I also have a lifetime Authority to Return visa which I got with my UK passport in 1977. You can't get those anymore apparently, they now have to be renewed every year (or 5 years if you choose that option).

Oh, and if the Oz government wants to deny me services then I will be happy to take back the all the tax I've paid here while I was working for 45 years.

Of course, if I was offered automatic (and free) Australian citizenship right now I would take it but I am not going to contribute even more to the government's coffers by paying for it.

Gnads - don't worry, if I did go back to the UK I wouldn't be living in or near any of the major population centres, it'll be an Escape to the Country life for me.  8-)

Carl D wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 7:15pm:

Oh, and if the Oz government wants to deny me services then I will be happy to take back the all the tax I've paid here while I was working for 45 years.

Win win. Immigration paid me compensation for stupid public servant who made me prove I'm an Oz when all my grandparents were born here. I was born in Plymouth during a 2 year visit by Oz parents.  But tax refunds is a good move...

Uncle Sam should be thanking Chiba for manufacturing ingredients for Fentanyl and exporting those to Mexico which produces the Fentanyl to meet the wants of American capitalists who can only achieve the American Dream in a drugged state.

Thank you China and Mexico.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 30^th, 2024 at 9:57pm:

Uncle Sam should be thanking Chiba for manufacturing ingredients for Fentanyl and exporting those to Mexico which produces the Fentanyl to meet the wants of American capitalists who can only achieve the American Dream in a drugged state. Thank you China and Mexico.

Look for some form of employment today, idiot.

Marla wrote on May 31^st, 2024 at 12:08am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 30th, 2024 at 9:57pm: Uncle Sam should be thanking Chiba for manufacturing ingredients for Fentanyl and exporting those to Mexico which produces the Fentanyl to meet the wants of American capitalists who can only achieve the American Dream in a drugged state. Thank you China and Mexico. Look for some form of employment today, idiot.

The only employment Marla qualifies for is delivering blow jobs.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2024 at 12:19am:

The only employment Marla qualifies for is delivering blow jobs.

That's right. When I deliver your mother to all the Chinese and Mexicans. Most just refer to her as "full"

Marla wrote on May 31^st, 2024 at 12:29am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31st, 2024 at 12:19am: The only employment Marla qualifies for is delivering blow jobs. That's right. When I deliver your mother to all the Chinese and Mexicans. Most just refer to her as "full"

Marla is so appealing to her blow job customers that they prefer skeletons to Marla's face.

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2024 at 12:33am:

My mother is so appealing to her blow job customers that they prefer skeletons to Marla's face.

Good to know.

Marla aspires to be a skank, but skanks won't stand for such a wretched pervert loser besmirching their name.

Even homeless bums run for it when they smell Marla 'coming'.

Marla will go full MAGA when she next places her face under Trump's butt.

The US Leprosy Association has awarded Marla for sexual services rendered to lepers. However, Marla has slinked away with some members' members.