Seems wintery Santa of the north finds Australia a tad too hot to visit in his big warm red suit, with no snow for his sleigh to land on too.

Xmas in Australia is a time, not of giving. But taking.
As the Christmas scum get around to burgle, steal and take what they can. Even Albanese is in on the act, putting forth big fines for homeless people living in vehicles, being homeless.
I know in Jervis Bay, come Xmas time. A place where many homes don't have fences. A world with no borders with their fellow neighbours. But down come the city terrorists (tourists) to begin their Xmas ransackings and steal what they can from such carefree locals. Just one of many places around the country that suffers the same fate from Tourism terrorism.

Stoking up the barbie
On a scorching Christmas night,
Me mates all hangin' round with beers
It's gonna be a Night!

Christmas pudding on the boil
And nuts the kind you eat
We'll need to drink that damn fridge dry
To beat this bloody heat.

Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells.
Aussie All the Way.
Oh what fun it is to post
Our Christmas Song today.

Dashing through the carpark
On a sunlit Summer's day
Shopping trolleys at the front
To push 'em out the way

Cartons of cold beer
To chase our spirits right
Oh, what fun to feast and sing
All day all bloody night...

Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells.
Aussie All the Way.
Oh what fun to down a few
On good ol' Christmas Day!

Drones flying around, casing people's places, seeing what they've got, even behind the fence.

Actually I'll be at home and taking it easy - maybe visitors on Boxing Day .... won't be up to much.... definitely won't be looking over my shoulder for the idiot who threatened me online over my posting on a site here for such things, that some idiot had pulled out in front of me in an 80 zone and I just missed him ... Christmas Aussie style...

He ranted and raved and carried on - not there, no idea, but he knew it all.... I told him to put up with his car cam footage or shut up - and he ended up all toey.... I'm so scared.....must bite his arse again.... ain't I a bastard?

I love weed

With all that kangaroo rooting you'll be doing this pagan holiday don't forget your air conditioning


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Soon we'll do New Year
The trains might be on strike
We'll charge into election year
And boy that's gonna bite

Then Australia Day
Filled with raging Cheers
All our effnicks playing up
And pride parades for Queers

Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells,
Aussie all the way
If you can't be one of us
Then Falcon stay away.

Well I wouldn't mind kangarooting you Marla.
Reckon all my Christmases would come at once with some American pie.

...you can even burgle my house.

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 24^th, 2024 at 5:56am:

Soon we'll do New Year The trains might be on strike We'll charge into election year And boy that's gonna bite Then Australia Day Filled with raging Cheers All our effnicks playing up And pride parades for Queers Oh, Aussie Bells, Aussie Bells, Aussie all the way If you can't be one of us Then Falcon stay away.

More of your crappy Vogan poetry

That’s VogOn and you are spit on!

;D ;D ;D

I will be at the beach on Boxing Day. First time with the family for a while. Sitting in the air conditioning.

Santa doesn't come to Australia.
We're all naughty criminals here

Yesterday, I had to go to dental appointment 10.15 am… all good on roads, not too many cars, by time I left and went to Coles nearby… was getting crazy… I went to go to the market square, and by the time I went into entry at car park, and stuck in line of cars (both ways) looking for parking… I decided to exit but… it took 20 minutes from entry point to exit point! I couldn’t wait to get back home!
And on the way home, traffic was banked up double row going in… and stretched right back to roundabout… I have never seen it like that!
That’s what Xmas time looks like here!  ;D