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Title: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:10am
People like to claim roos for a national identity. But is there much understanding of them? ABC Breakfast showed a pic of 3 roos standing up to face a camera and the comment was that the person carefully backed away. The ABC comments agreed about the heavily muscled roos being a threat.
Unless a roo is cornered it's not aggro and a male attacks a rival against its dominance. Three roos aren't a pair of rivals. Yes it's good to keep distance from bush animals but wrong info is not helping them. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Carl D on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:47am
** Sits back and waits for Marla to comment ** ;D
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 8th, 2025 at 9:28am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:10am:
That's bs there have been quite a few instances around here of buck roos attacking people out on their morning walks. A friend of mine who lives in a little fishing village called Maaroom not far from me installed a 6 foot steel fence around his property to keep a local mob of roos off his lawn. Prior to installation his wife had to rescue an elderly couple from a buck roo that came from across the road to have a go at them ... she ended up having to usher them under her house because he kept coming. 2 other people in the same community were attacked by probably the same buck with one woman being hospitalised. Some of the attacks are even made by female/doe roos. Not all with joeys at foot either. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=448626856952921 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8d47os https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=513351906593033 There are dozens of incidents of roo attacks on people all over the country. There are a lot of roos in my neighborhood - fortunately so far no one has been attacked as there are some very big buck roos in the mobs around here. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 10:28am
There are attacks when a roo is cornered or feels threatened. A male could see a person as a rival, to be attacked. Are there any records of a gang of 3 attacking as a group?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Grappler Truth Teller Feller on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:11am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 10:28am:
Jesus - Drop Bears AND Drop Roos this summer! Cannibalism on the rise .... during bad seasons kangaroos and koalas eat people .... easy to catch one since the people imagine they are the ace predator.... but what lurks beneath that cuddly furry exterior... no wonder all those Outback Abos disappear every year... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw9viDCGPyY |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Leroy on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:13am
Roos don't attack, they defend their space, mob and self. Retreating from a roo is always the best option, even just laying on the ground will satisfy the roo you are not a threat. Trying to fight the roo will only make the roo think you are a threat and it will defend.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by John Smith on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:19am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:10am:
chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:10am:
neither of those comments are incorrect so whats your point? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:24am
A group of three staring at a person is not automatically a threat. Where have three roos joined in a combined attack?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by freediver on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:25am
I suspect an attack is more likely where roos are 'tame' and used to being in close proximity to people. Out where they are hunted you are lucky to even see one. I thought a male roo was threatening me once on a golf course in Perth when I got too close to the mob, but it is hard to image more than one male roo attacking. It's a bit like sharks. Where people regularly catch and kill sharks they are very polite and keep their distance. But otherwise they can be very aggressive. There are few, if any, truly wild places left. The behaviour you see in wild animals is largely a response to the behaviour they see in people.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by John Smith on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:27am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:24am:
where did anyone say the three would attack as a group? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:50am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:10am:
If you're driving and cattle are on the road, staring at you, do you get out the pepper spray and dial 000? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Grappler Truth Teller Feller on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:55am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fMQoz6xcUM
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 12:21pm
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by aquascoot on Jan 8th, 2025 at 12:43pm
they will certainly drown your dog if they get a chance
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 12:58pm
One or three kangaroos?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by aquascoot on Jan 8th, 2025 at 1:04pm chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 12:58pm:
one |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by aquascoot on Jan 8th, 2025 at 1:07pm
will try to lure the dog into the water, pronanly learnt the trick against dingoes
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:14pm
So 3 roos aren't automatically a threat.
( 2 grab your arms and the other takes wallet, bag of Bitcoins, phone and powder substances. Kicks your bum and tells you clear off).. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Leroy on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:26pm aquascoot wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 1:07pm:
They don't try to lure them in, the roo would prefer the dog to piss off. By defending itself in the water stops the dog from being able to circle round the roo and attack from behind. Its a lot harder for the dog to maneuver in the water. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:35pm
No, the (1) roo grabs the dog's head and holds it under water. Roo waits for best offer for kidnap ransom. Sends the pack of roos round to collect from the owner.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:57pm
And I thought bush Possums throwing bark peices at me from branches above (accurate throws at angles of a few metres away) were a threat to my life. Now it's three Grey Roos staring me down with hypnotism, being more dangerous.
Let's not forget Koalas at Zoos attacking Nihonese and Chinese tourists during the Cuddle a Koala photo experience, because yellow people smell like sour territorial markings and sound like breaking branches when they talk. Out comes the Koala claws and grunts. As for Dingoes. When they approach, all you gotta do is pull out the pizza and they'll be your best friend and leave the kids alone. Cassowaries? Must be very wary of these aggressive attackers, but just like the Great White Sharks of the Neptune Islands love the sound of AC/DC on hydrophone. Cassowaries become docile when they hear high quality harp music. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 3:13pm
Chooks and cows are into Mozart. Cassowaries are so wary and go for heavy metal, rabbits for clockwork Beethoven.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 3:47pm
No. Proven fact, Cassowaries like quality harp music. They even sit on the ground to listen non aggressively. You still don't approach them though.
As for those pesky bush Possums throwing bark peices at me when camping. Well, I think only a paint ball gun works as I've seen a few colourful possums in the trees who seem a lot better behaved. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 4:22pm
We had a stupid dog that howled to low-quality guitar playing. I kept telling it the timing was 2/4 not 3/4 but would she learn?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by lee on Jan 8th, 2025 at 4:27pm
Re: what kangaroos?
The one's loose in your top paddock? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 4:31pm
Yes the local mob. They're involved in frequent hit and run.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 6:21pm
Dogs are stupid in Jervis Bay suburbs, where the kangaroos are very road wise. Some idiot will let his/her dog out and it chases roos like tunnel vision. Everyone misses the roo with a swerve but hit the dogs right after it. Cunning Kangas.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 6:28pm Jasin wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 6:21pm:
They don't stay in the roo lane, then? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 6:31pm
I used to live in JB. The roos don't hop across a road until there are no cars or before there is one. They've learnt that unleashed dogs don't look either way when chasing them. More dog hits, than roos in JB.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 7:14pm
So the road is clear. I think the roo hit the dog and blamed a car.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 7:31pm
Could be Chims. The roos wear Covid masks, so it's hard to tell if it's actually them who do it
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 7:55pm
And they all look the same to me. You get a pack of them raiding a hay shed and how do you tell who's their boss?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:02pm
Good question. I guess the one that comes forward when you call Skippy?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:06pm
You may get better results if you specify the alpha male organiser with staff accountability.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 8th, 2025 at 8:18pm
It's that or ask Marla which kangaroo has the biggest balls?
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Grappler Truth Teller Feller on Jan 8th, 2025 at 9:32pm
Check this - remember my idea to market Cane Toad fillets as North Queensland Whiting or something?
https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/transaction/appeal-a-licence-or-registration-decision-online |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 9th, 2025 at 1:00am
The "monster" specimen is six times bigger than the average toad, weighs 2.7kg, and could break a world record. They are forming into toad packs, feed on sugar cane and have regional master-toads who plan tactics. This adds to roo clout with more muscle being observed in militant roos.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 9th, 2025 at 6:19am
Don't forget in America, they have cows with gun and chickens in choppers.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:35am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 10:28am:
Relevance? What point are you trying to make or suggest? ...other than more BS? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:36am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:24am:
Who said they ever did? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:38am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 11:50am:
Are you deliberately being an idiot? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:40am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:14pm:
Phuk off with your 3 roos attacking BS. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:43am aquascoot wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 1:07pm:
Definitely used against dingoes before domestic dogs were here. Here's a good example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC6UjLrteZo&ab_channel=DogsByDave |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:45am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:35pm:
So all you've got is one BS post after another? You're not really interested in being factual. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 9th, 2025 at 11:48am Gnads wrote on Jan 9th, 2025 at 8:38am:
Yes it helps when talking to you. ABC says that 3 roos together are a threat. That is a false idea. Do you understand the words : 1) kangaroo 2) three 3) idea? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 9th, 2025 at 4:10pm
20 kangaroos all staring at you. The ABC calls this a Mob Riot.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 9th, 2025 at 4:44pm
Just another ruse.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Marla on Jan 10th, 2025 at 1:25am
I warned you all.
So instead of rooting them why try hunting them with boomerangs? Something to pass the time until Trump installs a one world government |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 10th, 2025 at 7:15am
I'll be your Kangaroo, Marla.
If you will be my Starfish. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 10th, 2025 at 8:21am
I actually had a male getting hormonal and ripping up small shrubs. So I threw my boomerang which bounced off and he looked bewildered at the changed attitude. (I don't have a spear which was probably his real problem)
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 11th, 2025 at 7:20am chimera wrote on Jan 9th, 2025 at 11:48am:
Yep you're an eyjit listening to the ABC? ;D |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 11th, 2025 at 7:47am
There's two other people at least who listen to ABC. And posters here seem to be OK with thinking roos in a group are a threat.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 11th, 2025 at 9:09am chimera wrote on Jan 11th, 2025 at 7:47am:
Never been an attack by a group of roos - always 1 roo whether it be a buck being territorial & protecting his doe/s or a doe protecting a joey. Stop pretending like you're even slightly serious about roo attacks or even knowing a thing about them. Just keep trying to make your attempts at being humorous. Or delirious - whatever. ;D |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 11th, 2025 at 10:14am Gnads wrote on Jan 11th, 2025 at 9:09am:
So I write the same comment as you and you disagree... right..... ? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 11th, 2025 at 11:49am chimera wrote on Jan 11th, 2025 at 10:14am:
No - you're wrong - 100%. Roos don't attack in groups. Threats are from individual roos - which can be sometimes in a larger group - usually in urban neighborhoods/settings. So far in my suburb which has up 60 or 70 roos frequenting different parks & sports fields in differing size mobs..... no one has been attacked by either a buck or a doe. My street is a corridor they use to go from the local AFL grounds to cane fields & a park beyond & vice versa. The photo is of a roo drinking from the fishpond in my front yard.... I don't have any fencing. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 11th, 2025 at 1:55pm Gnads wrote on Jan 11th, 2025 at 11:49am:
As you can't read English, there's no point trying to get through. (Do you drive a car? just asking.) |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 12th, 2025 at 8:47am chimera wrote on Jan 11th, 2025 at 1:55pm:
I don't know if you're left handed or right handed but I'm sure one of them is overused in your self pleasuring activities. As for reading & driving - you're drivel is hard to discern - driving? yes - relevance? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 12th, 2025 at 11:14am chimera wrote on Jan 8th, 2025 at 2:14pm:
So means 'Then, logically' 3 means a roo and another and another. aren't is the opposite of 'are'. automatically is a very large word and I'll leave this discussion with Gnads. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Jasin on Jan 12th, 2025 at 11:18am
The best Roo is a clubbed and cooked Roo.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 13th, 2025 at 11:50am chimera wrote on Jan 12th, 2025 at 11:14am:
Yeah you should leave ... you're talking through your arse. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 13th, 2025 at 1:43pm Gnads wrote on Jan 11th, 2025 at 11:49am:
You get things right, sometimes. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 14th, 2025 at 12:41pm chimera wrote on Jan 13th, 2025 at 1:43pm:
No I got that right & I got it right you were speaking through your arse. I thought you were leaving this discussion? 3 big buck roos over the road from my house. Took photo from directly opposite footpath. They didn't give a stuff just continued eating the nice grass. Only hopped off when a vehicle came out of the dirt laneway. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 14th, 2025 at 12:47pm Gnads wrote on Jan 13th, 2025 at 11:50am:
I left the discussion of that sentence's definitions. So you agree with Gnads do you, Gnads? |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 14th, 2025 at 2:15pm chimera wrote on Jan 14th, 2025 at 12:47pm:
W⚓ X 3 |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 14th, 2025 at 2:21pm
Gnads score 3 /3.
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Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by Gnads on Jan 14th, 2025 at 6:42pm chimera wrote on Jan 14th, 2025 at 2:21pm:
Don't tell lies that's your score. |
Title: Re: what kangaroos? Post by chimera on Jan 14th, 2025 at 6:49pm
There we have it. Gnads is now arguing with Gnads.
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