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Message started by chimera on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:32pm

Title: North Polar ice
Post by chimera on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:32pm
How thick is the north polar ice-cap, on average?

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Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Bobby. on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:36pm

Average of 2 meters?

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Setanta on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:50pm

Bobby. wrote on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:36pm:
Average of 2 meters?


Above the water? How much below?
Anyway, number outa my arse, 100 metres.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Bobby. on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:54pm

Setanta wrote on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Feb 8th, 2025 at 7:36pm:
Average of 2 meters?


Above the water? How much below?
Anyway, number outa my arse, 100 metres.



No 2 meters total thickness on average.

Remember - the submarines can break through it in Winter.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by chimera on Feb 9th, 2025 at 12:07pm
Bobby.
Correct. 8-)

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Grappler Deep State Feller on Feb 9th, 2025 at 6:26pm
No big deal - if it melts it will re-fill the Great Inland Sea and open up the interior...

Side note:-  dreamed last night of my deceased brother riding a fabulous right hand tube on his board... I guess heaven or whatever has options ... heaven is surfing ...


Bloke dies and goes to St Peter - who gives him the chance to view both 'sides'... he walks into Heaven and all day singing the praises and tuning angel wings and stuff got too much - so he went back - then went Down for a look...

.. woke up on a beach with fabulous surf and boards smooth as silk all day.... thought - wow - this is it!  Turns to this demon standing there - and asks if it's like this all day.

"Sure", says the demon, so the bloke chooses to stay there and surf .. an hour later a horn blows - and he asks the demon what that means...

"Oh - that's the shift change horn - now it's night shift, and you get to go into the Prometheus shark tank for twelve hours...."

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Jasin on Feb 9th, 2025 at 7:17pm
Makes sense. Inuits poking through to get fish. Seals and Narwhals making holes. But how thick can it get at the most?

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Gnads on Feb 11th, 2025 at 11:39am

chimera wrote on Feb 9th, 2025 at 12:07pm:
Bobby.
Correct. 8-)


Yeah Booby would have Googled it.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by chimera on Feb 12th, 2025 at 9:56am
Bobby.
Bobby!
Did you google it?

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Jasin on Feb 12th, 2025 at 4:17pm

Gnads wrote on Feb 11th, 2025 at 11:39am:

chimera wrote on Feb 9th, 2025 at 12:07pm:
Bobby.
Correct. 8-)


Yeah Booby would have Googled it.


Ian Healy "Bowled Shane."

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Bobby. on Feb 12th, 2025 at 6:35pm

Gnads wrote on Feb 11th, 2025 at 11:39am:

chimera wrote on Feb 9th, 2025 at 12:07pm:
Bobby.
Correct. 8-)


Yeah Bobby would have Googled it.



Bullshit - I have just watched heaps of submarine docos.   ::)

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Jasin on Feb 12th, 2025 at 9:49pm
I can hear Monk even now, shrieking in his Stool Forum.  ;D

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Bobby. on Feb 12th, 2025 at 10:05pm

Jasin wrote on Feb 12th, 2025 at 9:49pm:
I can hear Monk even now, shrieking in his Stool Forum.  ;D



Monk is jealous of my knowledge.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by chimera on Feb 13th, 2025 at 12:43pm
Your case has been reviewed. Although you claim to have watched sub docos, it's not convincing.  It is doubtful whether a general doco would provide such data as average polar ice cap dimensions. Your addiction to messiah cartoons is also noted and the unreal world which you seem to inhabit. In these circumstances, it's been decided that you may keep the smiley, on this occasion.  Future scientific and religious declarations by you will however, be under sceptical assessment.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Bobby. on Feb 13th, 2025 at 12:47pm

chimera wrote on Feb 13th, 2025 at 12:43pm:
Your case has been reviewed. Although you claim to have watched sub docos, it's not convincing.  It is doubtful whether a general doco would provide such data as average polar ice cap dimensions. Your addiction to messiah cartoons is also noted and the unreal world which you seem to inhabit. In these circumstances, it's been decided that you may keep the smiley, on this occasion.  Future scientific and religious declarations by you will however, be under sceptical assessment.



You haven't given a link or any proof of my claim of 2 meters.



Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by chimera on Feb 13th, 2025 at 12:51pm
I drew a cartoon and think Trump agrees it's 2 metres. If you keep up with this abusive ingratitude, you can expect to lose your smiley.
You have been warned.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Bobby. on Feb 13th, 2025 at 12:58pm

chimera wrote on Feb 13th, 2025 at 12:51pm:
I drew a cartoon and think Trump agrees it's 2 metres.
If you keep up with this abusive ingratitude, you can expect to lose your smiley.
You have been warned.



Judge not lest ye be judged

forgiven

namaste

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by Jasin on Feb 13th, 2025 at 4:09pm
Sury the Inuit have a shallow gene pool of only 2 metres deep to fish from.

Title: Re: North Polar ice
Post by chimera on Feb 14th, 2025 at 10:05am
That is NOT related to the question. Although one answer gave 100 metres as the thickness it was at least a genuine attempt. Inuit genes are a distraction, diversion and typical of politicians' replies. There can be no smiley for this totally inept and irrelevant obstruction.  If this sort of behaviour continues the polar ice will be omitted from further discussion with no correspondence entered into.

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