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superdupercooper

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I invented my own religion
Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:12pm

Here is my religion that I invented. I take bits and pieces from different ideas.

We are all part of one big organism, called God, who is like super smart. He has identified perfectly the different parts of the human personality and has taken drugs to split his mind in to the different types of human personality.

What has happened is originally he started with 2 people, Adam and Eve, and thought about the personalities of 2 people together who have no prior knowledge of the world, and he gave them kids and created civilizations and poo all in his mind relating them to actual people he has known in the real world. Now he has 6 billion individuals doing their thing in his mind, because he is that smart and can keep track of it all and has made them all go their own way and predicted it awesomely.

So in the end we are all just a thought in a delusion but because his delusion is so complex in his mind he has assigned and remembered every single sequence of events in the world and because of the drugs he thinks its' real at the moment.

When the drugs start wearing off something will kill the world like an asteroid or a Jesus coming again or a Mohammed or whatever and then we snap back to reality.

When we snap back to reality it is going to take us ages to realise we are just one person having a mad trip out and not bazillions of individuals, so we will need a week off work even though the drug only lasts 6 hours.

That's how smart God is. And God is you and all of us. We are just having the daydream of our lives. When we snap back to reality it is going to take us ages to remember we are just one dude living in a completely different reality and then the real fun starts again!

Peace!

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oceanz Gold Member Offline Auzgurl.. Posts: 3531 Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #1 - Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:23pm Superdoopercooper.. your a legend..
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superdupercooper Junior Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 62	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #2 - Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:30pm Thanks man.
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Reply #3 - Aug 17^th, 2007 at 8:42pm

Also, the bad people in the world identify the bad parts of his personality, so Bob Brown will be a part of his personality he destroys when he comes back down from the trip and George Bush too and Hitler and Ray Martin also.

So then next weekend when we decide to take more drugs, in the new world we won't have those dickheads, and we will keep tripping out till we have the perfect personality/world and then we won't need to trip anymore because our personality will be perfectly adjusted.

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Reply #4 - Aug 17^th, 2007 at 9:46pm

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Also, the bad people in the world identify the bad parts of his personality, so Bob Brown will be a part of his personality he destroys when he comes back down from the trip and George Bush too and Hitler and Ray Martin also

I object. Bob Brown is not a bad person. He is a very kind and humane person and stands up bravely for human rights and the environment - which is more than the others you mentioned ever bothered to do.

Include the dictators and megalomaniacs in your destruction of bad people - but you are misguided if you believe Bob Brown is evil. He is also spiritual.

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superdupercooper Junior Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 62	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #5 - Aug 17^th, 2007 at 10:27pm I am the first prophet of my religion and this is how it is.
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DILLIGAF Gold Member Offline Posts: 1259 The greens are red Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #6 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 12:01am superdupercooper wrote on Aug 17^th, 2007 at 10:27pm: I am the first prophet of my religion and this is how it is. Didnt you know? im the messiah.
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superdupercooper Junior Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 62	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #7 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 10:58am No you are not. The messiah will be my first born son's wife's oldest brother in law on her husbands side wife's father. And so it has been predicted.
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DILLIGAF Gold Member Offline Posts: 1259 The greens are red Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #8 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 11:29am superdupercooper wrote on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 10:58am: No you are not. The messiah will be my first born son's wife's oldest brother in law on her husbands side wife's father. And so it has been predicted.
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Sprintcyclist Moderator Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40717 Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #9 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 1:22pm That's cool superdupercooper. And, you got a very valid point in "I am the first prophet of my religion and this is how it is. " Any chance of throwing in some eagles too ? I think they'ld add a completely new dimension to your religion. Purely given as just a suggestion, of course.
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superdupercooper Junior Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 62	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #10 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 1:57pm What the hell do you mean eagles and why does it sound like you are patronising me? Our official flying creature is the fruit bat because you have to respect an animal that has radar.
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DILLIGAF Gold Member Offline Posts: 1259 The greens are red Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #11 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:01pm superdupercooper wrote on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 1:57pm: Our official flying creature is the fruit bat . Suprise suprise So what is your new cult called?
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Sprintcyclist Moderator Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40717 Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #12 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:18pm The fruit bat - see, there's the sort of original thinking I like. They live on fruit, something we should all eat more of. They make guano and have the high tech of radar !! Is there a flag or symbol ? Aaahh, this is good stuff
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superdupercooper Junior Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 62	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #13 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:32pm This is no cult we are called TrippyWhippy's and we study TrippyWhippyism. Our flag is the gum tree in the middle, a green band on top, white in the middle, and gold on the bottom. My theory is it will stop Lebbos getting those ridiculous flag hair cuts.
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DILLIGAF Gold Member Offline Posts: 1259 The greens are red Gender:	Re: I invented my own religion Reply #14 - Aug 18^th, 2007 at 5:25pm superdupercooper wrote on Aug 18^th, 2007 at 2:32pm: This is no cult we are called TrippyWhippy's and we study TrippyWhippyism. Our flag is the gum tree in the middle, a green band on top, white in the middle, and gold on the bottom. My theory is it will stop Lebbos getting those ridiculous flag hair cuts. LOL
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