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A win win outcome
Sep 5th, 2007 at 8:47am
 
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"LEBANON'S defence minister said today the army killed at least 222 al-Qaeda-inspired militants in a 15-week battle at a Palestinian refugee camp in northern Lebanon.

The army finally took control of the Nahr al-Bared refugee camp on Sunday after more than three months of fierce battles, including air, sea and land bombardment against the entrenched Fatah al-Islam militants.

Defence Minister Elias al-Murr also said 202 militants were captured in the battles while an unknown number were buried in mass graves inside the largely destroyed camp.

"This victory uprooted the biggest threat that faced the Lebanese people because Fatah al-Islam was spreading like cancer cells to target each part of the nation," Mr Murr said.

"The organisation was aiming to isolate the north from Lebanon to create a terrorist emirate," he said.

At least 42 civilians and 163 soldiers died, bringing the death toll to more than 400 – Lebanon's worst internal violence since the civil war ended 17 years ago.

Although Fatah al-Islam has no organisational ties to al-Qaeda, it shares the ideology to Osama bin Laden's network. Most of the militants were foreign Arab fighters and some had fought in Iraq. "

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Reply #1 - Jun 18th, 2025 at 4:21pm
 
9 Creative Ways To Achieve Peace In The Middle East


Despite America's incredible efforts, the Middle East is once again exploding, with peace in the volatile region seemingly as elusive ever. But take heart! Here are nine creative ways that we can actually achieve true and lasting peace in the Middle East:



Send Dr. Phil to help them talk through their feelings: The man is a master.

Hire an old sassy black woman to whup 'em: They'll get in line so fast.

Bring Biden out of retirement to stare into a camera and whisper, "Don't": You can do this, Joe.

Get them all really addicted to World of Warcraft so they don't have time to go outside and kill each other: It's so simple.

Put up a bunch of billboards saying "If you blow yourself up you're gay": Terrorism solved.

Get a really big noise machine to play calming ocean sounds: Who could possibly fight when you're listening to whales talk?

Give everyone a Snickers bar: The Middle East just isn't itself when it's hungry.

Sell all of the various factions tens of billions of dollars in high-tech military equipment, give terrorist groups free weapons, and occasionally send the military to do a regime change: Why has no one thought of this?

Turn the entire place into one big, beautiful country called "Trumpistan": It will be the greatest, believe me.




See? Peace in the Middle East is not as far away as you think.
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