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Sprintcyclist Moderator Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40771 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #615 - Mar 28^th, 2021 at 3:23pm For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself as a ransom for all people. This has now been witnessed to at the proper time. 1 Timothy 2:5-6 (New International Version)
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Reply #616 - Oct 23^rd, 2022 at 7:23pm

"...return unto me; for I have redeemed thee."

Isaiah 44:21
Remember these, O Jacob and Israel; for thou art my servant: I have formed thee; thou art my servant: O Israel, thou shalt not be forgotten of me.
22 I have blotted out, as a thick cloud, thy transgressions, and, as a cloud, thy sins: return unto me; for I have redeemed thee.

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31

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RussiAnVetEraN Gold Member Offline Stunned Posts: 565 Zelenograd Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #617 - Aug 1^st, 2024 at 5:44am Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight. Isaiah 5:21
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Reply #618 - Aug 10^th, 2024 at 7:52am

It is for freedom that Christ has set us free.
Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery.

Galatians 5:1

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
Against such things there is no law.

Galatians 5:22,23

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Reply #619 - Oct 6^th, 2024 at 3:47am

Bible verses Tim Walz likes:

Just in time for election day, the Tim Walz Bible translation is ready to hit the shelves! That's right, you can now read through the Bible with every verse revised as though it were filtered through the mind of the governor of Minnesota himself.

Though the book itself is not yet available for purchase, The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive copy and has compiled the following list of the top 10 verses:

1 Corinthians 6:9 - "Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality shall be denied my private cell phone number."

Matthew 5:6 - "Blessed are those who burn down black-owned businesses for racial justice, for they shall be bailed out."

Psalm 23:4 - "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death… OK, so I misspoke about actually walking through the actual valley. I got my dates mixed up."

Matthew 25:40 - "I tell you the truth, whatever tampons you gave to the least of these, you gave those tampons to me."

Exodus 20:16 - "Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless you're just like, ‘Aw shucks, I was such a knucklehead,' then it's cool."

Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the Gay Students Club I started meets in my classroom after school every Wednesday."

Joshua 1:9 - "Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for you can abandon your fellow soldiers and go back home before the war starts."

Psalm 63:4 - "So I will bless you as long as I live; in your name I will lift up my hands and flap them frantically while doing high leg kicks."

Exodus 22:2 - "If a thief is found breaking in, he is not guilty of sin, for he is only peacefully protesting."

1 John 4:4 - "For he/him who is in you is greater than he/him who is in the world."

It can truly be said that the Bible is the most amazing and widely read book in human history… but this translation promises to be the weirdest version yet.

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Reply #620 - Jan 19^th, 2025 at 4:41pm

9 References To Trump In The Bible

Trump has returned, but this was no surprise to actual Christians who know Biblical prophecy.

All the signs were there. Here are 9 incredible prophecies that were gloriously fulfilled by Donald Trump.

Revelation 16:1 - "The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it turned into blood": The Republican red wave of November, predicted thousands of years ago. Amazing.

1 Samuel 16:12 - "Now he was ruddy, and beautiful to behold, with a stately face.": Who else could this be describing but Donald J. Trump?

Matthew 19:12 - "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others.": This is a reference to what Trump did to Jeb Bush in the primaries.

Psalm 150:3 - "Praise him with Trump; praise him with lute and harp!": Could it be any clearer? This prophecy literally includes Trump's name.

Matthew 23:33 - "You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?": This is almost an exact quote from Trump's first speech to Congress.

Song of Solomon 4:1 - "Your hair is like a flock of goats streaming down the hills of Gilead.": The scriptures miraculously predicted the majestic hair of the 45th and 47th President.

2 Kings 6:25 - "Then a donkey's head was sold for eighty shekels of silver, and one-fourth of a cab of seed pods for five shekels." - This prophecy predicted the runaway inflation Trump heroically saved us from.

Isaiah 53:7 - "He was oppressed and afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth.":A reference to the gag order imposed on him during his witch trial.

Revelation 20:1 - "He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent. He threw it into the Abyss." - God's word foretold Trump's victory over Hillary Clinton in 2016.

WOW. Scripture really did predict everything. Hallelujah!

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 49531 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #621 - Jan 19^th, 2025 at 9:39pm "Wait till my little brother Hitler gets you yar bastards!"😡 - Jesus Christ 'Last words'
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Reply #622 - Jan 19^th, 2025 at 10:35pm

Jasin wrote on Jan 19^th, 2025 at 9:39pm:

"Wait till my little brother Hitler gets you yar bastards!"😡

- Jesus Christ 'Last words'

That must be recorded in the Gospel of Thomas.

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Psalms 19:7
The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple.
8 The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: the commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes.
9 The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever: the judgments of the LORD are true and righteous altogether.

Psalms 119:1
ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 47794 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #623 - Jan 25^th, 2025 at 8:19am Any proof of those idiotic verses are true? Or do we have to take that on, YUCK! “faith?” Can’t prove statements like that, especially as gawd doesn’t actually exist. Just crap to keep people listening—and donating—to charlatans.
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Reply #624 - Jan 25^th, 2025 at 8:23am

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 25^th, 2025 at 8:19am:

Any proof of those idiotic verses are true? Or do we have to take that on, YUCK! “faith?”

Can’t prove statements like that, especially as gawd doesn’t actually exist.

Just crap to keep people listening—and donating—to charlatans.

Monk doesn't respect other people's beliefs -

that's a sign of ASPD.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 47794 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #625 - Jan 25^th, 2025 at 10:22am No, not showing true–or any–remorse for cross posting my mother’s death notice is definite sign of ASPD. Challenging beliefs is good, just accepting everything is bad. You are too stupid to understand all this, of course.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 49531 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #626 - Jan 25^th, 2025 at 6:49pm I like the part where it says alcoholics will go to hell in a burning ring of fire.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 47794 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #627 - Jan 26^th, 2025 at 6:59pm Booby should go back to p1 of his thread in Health & Welfare and read, for the first time, the info presented by the sources he cited.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 49531 Gender:	Re: Bible verses you like Reply #628 - Feb 3^rd, 2025 at 7:16am Should have seen the verse Monk blathered out to get banned for a month. 😆
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