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Reply #60 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 8:58am
 
Semantics muso, it is the lack of awareness.
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Reply #61 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 3:23pm
 
mozzaok wrote on Oct 31st, 2008 at 8:58am:
Semantics muso, it is the lack of awareness.

Exactly.

It was six men of Indostan
To learning much inclined,
Who went to see the Elephant
(Though all of them were blind),
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind.

The First approach'd the Elephant,
And happening to fall
Against his broad and sturdy side,
At once began to bawl:
"God bless me! but the Elephant
Is very like a wall!"

The Second, feeling of the tusk,
Cried, -"Ho! what have we here
So very round and smooth and sharp?
To me 'tis mighty clear
This wonder of an Elephant
Is very like a spear!"

The Third approached the animal,
And happening to take
The squirming trunk within his hands,
Thus boldly up and spake:
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant
Is very like a snake!"

The Fourth reached out his eager hand,
And felt about the knee.
"What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain," quoth he,
"'Tis clear enough the Elephant
Is very like a tree!"

The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear,
Said: "E'en the blindest man
Can tell what this resembles most;
Deny the fact who can,
This marvel of an Elephant
Is very like a fan!"

The Sixth no sooner had begun
About the beast to grope,
Then, seizing on the swinging tail
That fell within his scope,
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant
Is very like a rope!"

And so these men of Indostan
Disputed loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong,
Though each was partly in the right,
And all were in the wrong!

MORAL.

So oft in theologic wars,
The disputants, I ween,
Rail on in utter ignorance
Of what each other mean,
And prate about an Elephant
Not one of them has seen!

- John Godfrey Saxe
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Reply #62 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 6:57pm
 
Well actually the third man won the argument.
On the way home he announced that the elephant was talking to him, his friends said they heard nothing, and he replied that this was because they had got it wrong, and therefore not chosen for head chats, so an elephant is indeed like a snake, and those who accept that may be chosen by the elephant, to have head chats with him.

Quite simple, perhaps next time have a head chat with the snake elephant to get it's advice. Cheesy
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Reply #63 - Oct 31st, 2008 at 9:01pm
 
The point is that everybody sees life differently.  Some of us see no trace of an elephant. It's all about awareness as you said.

A Christian would cite Romans 12:3

For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the measure of faith God has given you.

What do you think that verse means?
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Reply #64 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:00am
 
muso wrote on Oct 31st, 2008 at 9:01pm:
The point is that everybody sees life differently.  Some of us see no trace of an elephant. It's all about awareness as you said.

A Christian would cite Romans 12:3

For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Quote:
Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought
, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the measure of faith God has given you.

What do you think that verse means?




Well the first bit is good.

Quote:
Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought


And it is easy for some to understand, and impossible for others, I would say,
"Just hope that you are smart enough to realise that you aren't that smart"

As for the rest??
Do you really need to ask?

Imagine you are at a trendy artist cafe, and some semi-literate 19 year old who thinks he is smart, because he has read some books that he doesn't really get, starts reciting some of his prose.

I respect it, like I respect the boy, and I value it as I value what he says, and if by pure chance something of beauty or interest is revealed, well I consider that a bonus, and not because of the intrinsic worth of the source.
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Reply #65 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:02am
 
Church think tank donates to atheist bus campaign

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"We thought it was a great opportunity for people to think about faith and God, so we decided to support it," says Paul Woolley, the director of Theos. "It would be hard to come up with a message more self-centred message than this. Stunts like this demonstrate how militant atheists are often great adverts for Christianity."

So keen was he on the project, which is backed by Professor Richard Dawkins, the prominent atheist, that Theos has donated £50.


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Reply #66 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:14am
 
Mozz,

You're sticking on the word 'God'. Substitute "nature and life experience" and you'll find it's a very apt and wise saying. The point is that it applies to Christians as much as it applies to anybody else. You should quote it to them when they get on their high horse quoting scripture that they don't really understand.

There are similar lessons in Buddhism when it comes to Karma. Karma is just an extension of the principles of 'cause and effect' but everybody gets Karma wrong. Westerners think of it in terms of life currency, which is totally laughable and predictable.

It comes down to knowing ones own limitations. We all think we're standing on mountain peaks and have a unique perspective on life sometimes, but we all need to be brought down to the basics from time to time.  We were all hatched from the union of an ovum and a sperm, and we might think we have all the answers. In reality, we don't even have a tiny fraction of the questions.  
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Reply #67 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:17am
 
tallowood wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:02am:
Church think tank donates to atheist bus campaign

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"We thought it was a great opportunity for people to think about faith and God, so we decided to support it," says Paul Woolley, the director of Theos. "It would be hard to come up with a message more self-centred message than this. Stunts like this demonstrate how militant atheists are often great adverts for Christianity."

So keen was he on the project, which is backed by Professor Richard Dawkins, the prominent atheist, that Theos has donated £50.




LOL. I've always thought that militant atheists and Christians should work together in an ecumenical sense.
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Reply #68 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 8:57pm
 
muso wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:14am:
Mozz,

You're sticking on the word 'God'. Substitute "nature and life experience" and you'll find it's a very apt and wise saying. The point is that it applies to Christians as much as it applies to anybody else. You should quote it to them when they get on their high horse quoting scripture that they don't really understand.

There are similar lessons in Buddhism when it comes to Karma. Karma is just an extension of the principles of 'cause and effect' but everybody gets Karma wrong. Westerners think of it in terms of life currency, which is totally laughable and predictable.

 


I do not mean to pick on you - you are not allone to speak like this - but why should ANYONE pay any attention to a person who does not even have a tiny fraction of the question, let alone a tentavie gesture towards the way. Why listen to any one person when apparently everyone is saying the same thing?

Karma is 'just' the extension of cause and effect? God is 'just' nature and life experience'? Why should you have, say, rights and dignity and responsibility if you are 'just' something hatched from one glob of cells that collided with another glob of cells? if that is 'just' that what you are, why bother speaking? And why wouldd anyone bother to hear you when theey aare 'just' like you?

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It comes down to knowing ones own limitations. We all think we're standing on mountain peaks and have a unique perspective on life sometimes, but we all need to be brought down to the basics from time to time.  We were all hatched from the union of an ovum and a sperm, and we might think we have all the answers. In reality, we don't even have a tiny fraction of the questions.  



How is this not just chatter and clucking?

You are too hasty to set limitations on yourself. You need to take more responsiblity and be less hasty with relinguishing it in the name of , well, it's 'just' this or that.

Reductionism of " it's just this and that' becomes absurd quicker than you realise.




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Reply #69 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:10pm
 
Religion it seems is not too different to an erect penis, capable of making the wisest man, act like a fool.
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Reply #70 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:33pm
 
mozzaok wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:10pm:
Religion it seems is not too different to an erect penis, capable of making the wisest man, act like a fool.


R. Dawkins is a good example of that.
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Reply #71 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:58pm
 
tallowood wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:33pm:
mozzaok wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:10pm:
Religion it seems is not too different to an erect penis, capable of making the wisest man, act like a fool.


R. Dawkins is a good example of that.

Utter not, your foul mockery of the great Lord Dawkins
And beware the man before you.
For it is he, the Bishop of Mozz,
Who will smite ye down (or crusheth your toe at least)
With his mighty zimmer frame.



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Reply #72 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:22pm
 
Can't I have one of them fancy red scooter thingies instead? lol.

I aint that old helian, and I probably never will be, mind you, my odds of making 30 were mighty slim, so you never know.
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Reply #73 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:27pm
 
mozzaok wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 9:10pm:
Religion it seems is not too different to an erect penis, capable of making the wisest man, act like a fool.


This does not go as long and deep as perhaps intended but may well be thicker.

I love to mock religious pretensions as much as the next guy but mocking religion as if they were all the same all thee time and as if they had nothing to say, any of them, ever, is a bit too lazy a generalisation. No applause for a short (ahem) quip is worth it, really.

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Reply #74 - Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:29pm
 
mozzaok wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 at 10:22pm:
my odds of making 30 were mighty slim, so you never know.

But you learned your lesson I spose. Be sure to know where the husband is when rooting the neighbour's wife.
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