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Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met
Reply #15 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:20pm

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"General"

there was a decorated general with
a heart of gold, that likened him to
all the stories he told
of past battles, won and lost, and
legends of old a seasoned veteran in
his own time

on the battlefield, he gained
respectful fame with many medals
of bravery and stripes to his name
he grew a beard as soon as he could
to cover the scars on his face
and always urged his men on

but on the eve of a great battle
with the infantry in dream
the old general tossed in his sleep
And wrestled with its meaning
he awoke from the night
to tell what he had seen
and walked slowly out of his tent

all the men held tall with their
chests in the air, with courage in
their blood and a fire in their stare
it was a grey morning and they all
wondered how they would fare
till the old general told them to go home

[CHORUS:]
He said:
I have seen the others
and I have discovered
that this fight is not worth fighting
I have seen their mothers
and I will no other
to follow me where I'm going

So,take a shower, shine your shoes
you got no time to lose
you are young men you must be living

Take a shower, shine your shoes
you got no time to lose
you are young men you must be living
go now you are forgiven

but the men stood fast with their
guns on their shoulders not knowing
what to do with the contradicting orders
the general said he would do his own
duty but would extend it no further
the men could go as they pleased

not a man moved, their eyes gazed
straight ahead till one by one they
stepped back and not a word was said
and the old general was left with his
own words echoing in his head
he then prepared to fight

[CHORUS]

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mantra Gold Member Offline ozpolitic.com Posts: 10750 Gender:	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #16 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:20pm Quote: but it would probably make you irresistable to women, as it was designed for gay men, Sounds interesting - although how would a female be attracted to a man's man smell?
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easel Gold Member Offline Posts: 3120	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #17 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:23pm Straight women and gay men respond to the same basic pheromones.
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tallowood Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6048	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #18 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:27pm mantra wrote on Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:20pm: Quote: but it would probably make you irresistable to women, as it was designed for gay men, Sounds interesting - although how would a female be attracted to a man's man smell? There are all sorts of females out there. Some of them are not even women.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38801 Gender:	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #19 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:33pm easel wrote on Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:23pm: Straight women and gay men respond to the same basic pheromones. You are not making sense, easel. Your opening Post suggested she used this thaing to seduce you. If that is correct, which are ye, a straight woman or a gay man?
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40763 Gender:	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #20 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:38pm yes, some women's pheromones are RIGHT off the scale !! Some mens pheremones are palapable, but not my thing. many men can sense women like this. Those women know it too.
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Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met
Reply #21 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:39pm

easel wrote on Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:13pm:

freediver wrote on Nov 11^th, 2008 at 8:22pm:

I'm still hung up on the technical side of this. What product did she use? Is there a deodorant out there that will make me irresistable to women?

I won't write the name of it on here, but it would probably make you irresistable to women, as it was designed for gay men, even though I've never felt attracted to a man sexually. For that matter, a woman either. I can only do it through love. Maybe I'm asexual?

You're starting to freak me out easel.

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mantra Gold Member Offline ozpolitic.com Posts: 10750 Gender:	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #22 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:43pm Quote: You're starting to freak me out easel. That was so funny FD - easel's comments also made me laugh. You'd certainly have fun fighting off the boys if the girls didn't like it.
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Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met
Reply #23 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 3:13am

Aussie wrote on Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:33pm:

easel wrote on Nov 11^th, 2008 at 9:23pm:

Straight women and gay men respond to the same basic pheromones.

You are not making sense, easel.

Your opening Post suggested she used this thaing to seduce you.

If that is correct, which are ye, a straight woman or a gay man?

Sorry.

True.

Neither.

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38801 Gender:	Re: The most disgraceful woman I ever met Reply #24 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 5:35pm Man of mystery?
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