Other examples of eyewatering, utter madness can be housed on this thread.

An opening example to set the depth of madness:

Harry Potter and the Ziono-Hollywoodists:

from The Times.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/02/harry-potter-an.html

This is a clip from a December 15th documentary screened by IRINN, the Iranian News Channel. Its theme is how the Jews, battling for world supremacy, are using Harry Potter as a tool.

Sample quote:

The Harry Potter film series reached the cinema  following the success of the Zionist propaganda machine which made this little known author and her book famous......It can be viewed as a compilation of secrets and of theories used by the Zionist media.....

And then there is this observation:

The Zionists support Harry Potter because he is the promised Messiah.

The You tube clip (which I have no idea how to embed here) is translated by MEMRI and is well worth the 5 minutes it will take to view.

The iranian clerics are very afraid of Zionists now when Harry Potter and the allah had taking sides and rightly so. Harry Potter, the allah and Zionists spelled the end of islamic ambitions of caliphate dominance. 

Muslim policeman suing Scotland Yard 'sacked after boasting he beat up vagrant' says white officers framed him
By Tom Kelly

A Muslim policeman suing Scotland Yard for racial discrimination was sacked after boasting that he beat up a homeless man 'good and proper', an employment tribunal heard today.
Asad Saeed was accused of dragging the vagrant out of a McDonalds and threatening him during only his fifth night on patrol as a Police Community Support Officer.
But the 35-year-old claims he was 'fitted up' over the alleged assault by two racist white officers. The men invented the story after he threatened to expose the 'apartheid' culture at Belgravia police station in central London where there were separate vans for white and black officers, he said.
However, Mr Saeed's immediate superior, Inspector Debbie Jallali, said in a statement that the day after the alleged assault he told her: 'I done the homeless man good and proper.'
The PCSO denied the claim and said that Inspector Jallali had been 'watching too many excerpts of EastEnders'. 
He told the hearing: 'She's lying. When you have not done anything, why would you say to someone 'I done him good and proper'?'
Mr Saeed claimed at least seven other officers had also lied in official statements into the alleged assault and his claims of racism as part of the conspiracy to get him sacked.
The other 'liars' included an Asian sergeant and a black PCSO, who denied his claims about separate vans for white and black officers.
Mr Saeed said: 'This is the way the Met works. You have to be one of the boys, you have to tow the party line.
'There are those like me who resist, and those who just carry on.'
Mr Saeed said he quit a job earning twice as much as a warehouse distribution manager to become a PCSO in January 2007.
He said: 'As a Muslim Asian I wanted to give something back after the London bombings. I felt that I could put a bit of faith into the community. It wasn't about the money anymore.'
But after the allegation of assault in February 2007 he was suspended and later sacked.
He was reinstated after an appeal, but with three reprimands left on his record, meaning he would be unable to become a full police constable.
Mr Saeed, who is now working as a support officer in North London, is claiming compensation over how the assault charge was handled.
An internal Scotland Yard investigation found evidence of racist bullying at Belgravia police station, including the allegation that one white officer vowed to 'bring down all the lazy blacks, one by one.'
The hearing, at the Central London Employment Tribunal, continues.

yes, I have seen islam as a psychosis.

have a chat to a serious muslim, ask a few 'significant" questions about mohammad, watch the muslim change into a psycho.

It's like when I have been training attack dogs, they "switch" over to another sort of creature.

No need to be rude, ask "who was aisha?"
"did mohammad kill anyone?"

they are nutters

Farce, farce, farce.

Wheelchair-bound man sues MI5 after application for spy job rejected
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4960867/Wheelchair-bound-man-sues-MI5-aft...
A wheelchair-bound former bus driver is suing MI5 for £363,000, after his application for a job tracking down suspects was rejected.
Sajad Suleman, 35, admitted he could not move his arms or legs when he applied to be a Mobile Surveillance Officer but still claimed he should have been the "preferred candidate" out of the 1,092 who applied.
The service should have also paid for his health care, he said.
British-born Suleman believes MI5 and its recruiting agency TMP (UK) demonstrated "reckless discrimination" in rejecting his application.
His discrimination claim has already been thrown out by a London employment tribunal, but he is appealing.
"They have a duty to make reasonable adjustments for disabilities. They should have invited me for an interview, there is no doubt about that, and I should have got the job.
"I should have been the preferred candidate because they said they encouraged applications from people from ethnic minorities and with disabilities."
Suleman, a Muslim, said he wanted to protect Britain and to take a stand against extremists.


Take a stand - unfortunate choice of words there.



Peter Cook and Dudley Moore famously performed a sketch called One Leg Too Few, sadly not on YouTube. In it Cook plays a casting director and pint-sized, homely Moore plays Spigott, a one-legged actor auditioning for the role of Tarzan:

Cook: Mr Spiggott - you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.
Moore: Right.
Cook: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing - almost at once - that you are a one-legged person.
Moore: You noticed that?
Cook: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively.

The agent goes on to point out that Tarzan is "a role which traditionally involves the use of a two-legged actor" and that it would be unusual for the part to be taken by a "unidexter", but Spiggott's enthusiasm is undimmed. Cook keeps a straight face as he explains exactly why Spiggott is unsuitable for the role.

Cook: Need I say with over much emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.
Moore: The leg division?
Cook: Yes, the leg division, Mr Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg, I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role". I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you.



(h/t New English Review)

soren - that beard belongs in the joke thread.
as does the crippled wannabe spy.

So does their beliefs

Soren wrote on Mar 11^th, 2009 at 1:59pm:



As anyone can see, however, the female figure in the Starbucks logo has two fish tails. This is a clue that she is not Esther, queen of the Jews in Persia. She is instead a twin-tailed siren of Greek mythology. This is because the company is apparently named in part after Starbuck, Captain Ahab’s first mate in the book Moby Dick.

What we are up against within the Islamic world is quite simply a wholesale negation of reason; nothing less.

Islam as scientology.