Sprintcyclist wrote on May 7
th, 2010 at 1:00am:
Not even a naughty boy ???????????
ripped off.
Nein, nein.. He was naughty alright... He was very bloody naughty...
If only he'd paideth heed... One shalt speaketh not of state insurrection
Quote:CENTURION : What's this then? 'ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.' People called Romanes, they go the house?
BRIAN : It, it says 'Romans go home'.
CENTURION : No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on...
BRIAN Aaaahh..
CENTURION Come on.
BRIAN Ah! Romanus?
CENTURION Goes like?
BRIAN Annus?
CENTURION Vocative plural of 'annus' is?
BRIAN Anni?
CENTURION Romani. [crosses out the 'es' and writes in 'i'.] Eunt? What is eunt?
BRIAN Go.
CENTURION Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN Uh. Ire - Uh... eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.
CENTURION So eunt is?
BRIAN Ah, Uh, Third person plural of present indicative. They go.
CENTURION But Romans go home is an order, so you must use the?
--[The centurion lifts Brian by the sideburns...Ouch.]
BRIAN The imperative.
CENTURION Which is?
BRIAN Ahm. Oh, oh, um... I, I.
CENTURION How many Romans?
BRIAN Ah. Plural, plural... ite, ite.
CENTURION Ite. [He again corrects the writing on the wall.] Domus? Nominative? 'Go home'? This is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
BRIAN Dative, sir.
--[The Centurion whips out his weapon, and prepares to slit Brian's throat.]
BRIAN Ahh! No, not dative, not the dative, sir. Oh, Ah. Uh. The accusative accusative. Ah, Domum, sir. Ab domum! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION Except that 'domus' takes the?
BRIAN The locative, sir.
CENTURION Which is?
BRIAN Domum. Aagh! ah.
--[Again, the writing is amended.]
CENTURION Domum... um... Understand?
BRIAN Yes, sir.
CENTURION Now write it out a hundred times.