lol," Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle"
I can see why you would feel an affinity Ammad, I think a lot of us could enjoy sharing a dram or two with the great thinkers, whilst suitably lubricated.
As far as Zeno goes, there were two prominent Zenos, one Zeno of Citium, the one associated with the stoics, and the other Zeno of Elea, who was famous for his paradoxes.
I only know this cos I looked them up on wikipedia, as I am no great scholar myself, but I would be interested which one you got, as I expected Freediver to get Zeno of Elea because of the way he structures some of his arguments, which confuse the heck out of me.
Here is a link to the Monty Python team doing the Philosophers song;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE7Fe1cGLPk&feature=related