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aikmann4
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Odd Jobs
Jun 21st, 2010 at 6:54pm
 
What the bugger is this? I saw it in the Central Western Daily paper today.


LINGERIE WAITRESSES
Wanted for Hotel. Enquires 0429-332-029



JOBS : POSITIONS VACANT
19/06/2010 Central Western Daily
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Re: Odd Jobs
Reply #1 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:08pm
 
You're kidding right?
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Reply #2 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:09pm
 
Are you going to apply?
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Reply #3 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:09pm
 
No.

To both counts.... Lips Sealed
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Reply #4 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:10pm
 
aikmann4 wrote on Jun 21st, 2010 at 6:54pm:
What the bugger is this? I saw it in the Central Western Daily paper today.

LINGERIE WAITRESSES
Wanted for Hotel. Enquires 0429-332-029

JOBS : POSITIONS VACANT
19/06/2010 Central Western Daily

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Don't know about yours, but the strangest ad I ever saw was for a ....

Horizontal Labourer.
Must be prepared to work overtime.

Wasn't game to apply.
lol

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Reply #5 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:14pm
 
Probably would have asked you to do something like this.

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Reply #6 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:34pm
 
aikmann4 wrote on Jun 21st, 2010 at 7:14pm:
Probably would have asked you to do something like this.

http://www.webexhibits.org/colorart/i/michelangelo-creation-adam-.jpg

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Think my ARMS are too short. Cheesy
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Reply #7 - Jun 22nd, 2010 at 12:16am
 
I must say .. I wasn't looking at the short ARMS in that pic lmao Smiley
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Reply #8 - Jun 22nd, 2010 at 12:47pm
 
uuuurg!!!! grose!



Big gap between the toes, looks like lobster feet.
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Reply #9 - Jun 22nd, 2010 at 12:56pm
 

Someone told me a caption to go with that artwork.

"Just use that till Eve gets here."
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