Statistical evidence proves they can't look after themselves. They were lucky when they had the British or Spanish to help them. Measures such as the wheel and the scaffold kept their instincts in check.

Now? They're lucky if the US rendition them all to Guantanamo. Puppet dictators, hand-ploughed cash crops and garbage picking is all that's left to them. What to do?

aikmann4 wrote on Jul 12^th, 2010 at 3:41pm:


Yes - high security safaris with real natives. Tourism would improve, no doubt. However, the tinted races' first economic instinct is tourism. They don't make anything useful for themselves. Get the tourists over there so they can fleece them all.

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