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Reply #45 - Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:40pm
 
His IQ wasn't what jesus was famed for.
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Reply #46 - Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:54pm
 
It's interesting to play mind games. What if there really was a second coming, and this dusty semitic looking black guy complete with middle eastern robes were to suddenly make an appearance in one of these huge Southern Baptist churches somewhere in the heart of Alabama with the same righteously angry disposition that he reserved for the temple merchants, I just wonder what kind of reception he might get?
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Reply #47 - Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:58pm
 
muso wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:54pm:
It's interesting to play mind games. What if there really was a second coming, and this dusty semitic looking black guy complete with middle eastern robes were to suddenly make an appearance in one of these huge Southern Baptist churches somewhere in the heart of Alabama with the same righteously angry disposition that he reserved for the temple merchants, I just wonder what kind of reception he might get?



I'd assume they'd make him 'prove' he's the son of god by rising from the dead, after they've blasted him with both barrels.
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Reply #48 - Apr 21st, 2011 at 8:06pm
 
HE`S JUST A NAUGHTY BOY!
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Reply #49 - Apr 22nd, 2011 at 8:27am
 
muso wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:35pm:
buzzanddidj wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 11:10am:
Andrei.Hicks wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 7:45am:
Disgusting.





But pretty tight abs !
 




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No. Totally wrong. Wrong colour. Jesus was almost certainly not caucasian. More like this, according to Dr Mark Goodacre, who reconstructed contemporaries from skulls etc.  

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PCOblI-wpGo/R9wLilNnxxI/AAAAAAAAAGA/lQY-4oBk57Y/s1600/...

In fact it looks quite similar to this early Christian Icon:
http://new.rejesus.co.uk/images/area_uploads/faces/faces_black_jesus2.jpg


I wonder how that flies with the "Race and IQ" brigade.  Wink



Definitely a man of middle eastern appearance. If the mythical second coming were to happen, he would be branded a terrorist by the very people who worship him, or at the very least an illegal immigrant....can they arrive by white horse from the heavens?....he might even get in, Tony's only looking for boats lol
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." Hendrix
andrei said: Great isn't it? Seeing boatloads of what is nothing more than human garbage turn up.....
 
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Reply #50 - Apr 22nd, 2011 at 8:30am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Apr 22nd, 2011 at 8:27am:
muso wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:35pm:
buzzanddidj wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 11:10am:
Andrei.Hicks wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 7:45am:
Disgusting.





But pretty tight abs !
 




img]http://www.afterelton.com/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/2011/04/bale.jpg[/img]



No. Totally wrong. Wrong colour. Jesus was almost certainly not caucasian. More like this, according to Dr Mark Goodacre, who reconstructed contemporaries from skulls etc.  

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PCOblI-wpGo/R9wLilNnxxI/AAAAAAAAAGA/lQY-4oBk57Y/s1600/...

In fact it looks quite similar to this early Christian Icon:
http://new.rejesus.co.uk/images/area_uploads/faces/faces_black_jesus2.jpg


I wonder how that flies with the "Race and IQ" brigade.  Wink



Definitely a man of middle eastern appearance. If the mythical second coming were to happen, he would be branded a terrorist by the very people who worship him, or at the very least an illegal immigrant....can they arrive by white horse from the heavens?....he might even get in, Tony's only looking for boats lol



Don`t cry whenever anyone abuses your "ideals", hypocrite.
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Reply #51 - Apr 22nd, 2011 at 11:54am
 
muso wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 1:35pm:
buzzanddidj wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 11:10am:
Andrei.Hicks wrote on Apr 21st, 2011 at 7:45am:
Disgusting.

But pretty tight abs !
 


img]http://www.afterelton.com/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/2011/04/bale.jpg[/img]


No. Totally wrong. Wrong colour. Jesus was almost certainly not caucasian. More like this, according to Dr Mark Goodacre, who reconstructed contemporaries from skulls etc.  

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PCOblI-wpGo/R9wLilNnxxI/AAAAAAAAAGA/lQY-4oBk57Y/s1600/...

In fact it looks quite similar to this early Christian Icon:
http://new.rejesus.co.uk/images/area_uploads/faces/faces_black_jesus2.jpg

I wonder how that flies with the "Race and IQ" brigade.  Wink


No -  here is a real picture of Jesus:
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Reply #52 - Apr 27th, 2011 at 10:56am
 
____ wrote on Apr 20th, 2011 at 6:58am:
First things first, Gay Easter to you all, even you homophobes.


New Book Portrays Jesus as Gay Drug Addict


A new book depicting Jesus Christ as a homosexual drug addict. Entitled The Final Testament of the Holy Bible is scheduled for publication on Good Friday, the book is written by James Frey, the notorious author of the controversial "non-fiction" book A Million Little Pieces, which was later exposed as a fictional tale.
The Final Testament focuses on Christ's return to earth to fulfill the prophecy of the Second Coming. Renamed Ben Zion, Christ befriends a group of people who fearfully build a shelter in the subway tunnels beneath Manhattan.

Among a number of issues, the book mocks the relationship between Jesus and God the Father, with whom Christ is able to communicate only during epileptic seizures. Christ is depicted as a former alcoholic who - in between His hyperbolic sermons about peace - smokes dope and engages in sexual relationships with males and females. The novel features detailed descriptions of "tantric sex scenes and vegetarian love-ins."

In describing the motivation of his novel, Frey observed, "When I was writing the book, I thought to myself, 'If Messiah was here, what would that person be like? How would they live?'"


http://nation.foxnews.com/jesus/2011/04/14/new-book-portrays-jesus-gay-drug-addi...



Standby for Christian mobs burning and killing and rampaging.

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