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May 3rd, 2011 at 12:25am
 

.......... sharpening your knives..............
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Reply #1 - May 3rd, 2011 at 12:26pm
 
Loading your own cartridges.

Brewing your own beer.

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Reply #2 - May 3rd, 2011 at 12:52pm
 

talking about cars

apologising
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Reply #3 - May 3rd, 2011 at 2:16pm
 
Not being in the Military but using my own weapons against harmless animals and whoever peeves me off.
Not being in the Medical but doing/selling my own drugs and alcohol.
Not being a Racing/Rally Car Driver but buying a fast car and phangin it wherever I want, other than on a racing track or rally circuit.
Shagging other guy's girls and not paying maintenance for my own drop-kick kids.
Employ illegal immigrants for crap wages and get dirty rich off their body sweat via a Bordello business.
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SUCKING ON MY TITTIES, LIKE I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
 
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Spending some time alone.


Funny, all the postings are verbs
being a bloke is "doing stuff"?
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Reply #5 - May 3rd, 2011 at 4:37pm
 
Writing your name when you pee.

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PS no eat yellow snow Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - May 3rd, 2011 at 4:41pm
 
Being a Yobbo or Wanker
and having to put up with Gays and Rednecks from America.
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Reply #7 - May 5th, 2011 at 5:45pm
 
Asking for, and receiving, the-electronic-equivalent-of-cones! !!!!!  Huh Cheesy Grin Wink Wink
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Reply #8 - May 5th, 2011 at 8:23pm
 
To resist personal hygiene until the last gasp.
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Reply #9 - May 5th, 2011 at 8:28pm
 
Being a bloke is being held responsible for your girlfriend/wife's actions.

Being a bloke is to be a never ending source of money for your girlfriend/wife.
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.................is creating ....................
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Smithy -

"Watch out where the huskies go,
And don't you eat that yellow snow."     - Frank Zappa -

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Reply #12 - May 6th, 2011 at 10:11am
 
Inflating the number and complexity of your sexual experiences.

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Reply #13 - May 6th, 2011 at 9:49pm
 
Saying, "Nuh, can't be F(*&%'d ..." a lot!  Wink
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Reply #14 - May 7th, 2011 at 3:38am
 
Being a bloke means becoming inconsequential to world economics.

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