Amadd wrote on Dec 21
st, 2012 at 12:08am:
Quote:Anyway, prove to me that God is not a brussel sprout. See! You can't.
As brussel sprouts are thought to originate from Belgium, and weren't widely known until the 16th century, it's nigh on impossible that Moses would have received the 10 commandments from a brussel sprout living on Mt.Sinai where they have never been known to exist.
God moves in mysterious ways. You are attempting to use reason and logic to shake my faith in the divine. The name of God is Brassica oleracea, May God be with you always, and bring you everlasting life. Join me in holy communion this Christmas In welcoming God within you. Remember to cross yourself and mutter softly and piously "the body of God".
Quote:Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be trodden under foot and destroyed, she and her wisdom ... Throw dung in her face to make her ugly. She is and she ought to be drowned in baptism... She would deserve, the wretch, to be banished to the filthiest place in the house, to the closets."
Martin Luther, Erlangen Edition
Blessed be the divine Brussel Sprout, creator of all you see.
I know this for a fact, because the divine Brussel Sprout spoke to me in a dream.