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What women want ...
May 7th, 2011 at 6:29pm
 
Yes the perplexing question that has haunted man since the age of time.
Some say it is diamonds (are a girls best friend), some say it is a pet dog or even a cat, others may say it is wealth, power or even  ahum "size".
But forget all that there was a man in Illinois who had a more, let's say, ...interesting perspective.
An alligator.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/illinois-man-who-kept-alligator-to-woo-women-charged/story-e6frfhk6-1226051644056
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Reply #1 - May 7th, 2011 at 6:48pm
 
Oh, we like size, honey. The bigger the better.
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Reply #2 - May 14th, 2011 at 1:08pm
 
. . .is love. Not just physical love, that too, but also caring, compassionate, secure love.
But how many of we men are able or willing to give it? Not many, certainly not me often enough.
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Reply #3 - May 14th, 2011 at 1:15pm
 
It's the communication bit I have a problem with, they're off another planet y'know  Grin

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Reply #4 - May 14th, 2011 at 2:14pm
 
Karnal wrote on May 7th, 2011 at 6:48pm:
Oh, we like size, honey. The bigger the better.



Not bellies either.
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Reply #5 - May 14th, 2011 at 3:11pm
 
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Reply #6 - May 15th, 2011 at 4:12am
 
Before women had a say in it (and as dictated by more powerful men than you), the answer was always.."Who gives a crap?".

Women still want that same answer, and they'll bang your ass off for it.

Men these days are just hopeless cases that are not only dictated to by more powerful men, they are also dictated to by
women.

OMG...what a pathetic sellout nation we live in.
No smacking wonder we have the best dollar...hahaha..
We're too damned scared to sell it.

The truth is that I don't force myself to like these women that I am forced to live with. I but tolerate them and their meaningless methods of control.
They shall never ever ever control me as long as I shall live. ...by will of my greatgrandfather and for what I respect of him for myself.
For the  horrible death he died for me to live for. For what makes sense to me.
When a single pathetic woman makes some sort of real sacrifice for this country , then I will have some real respect. Not before.i





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Reply #7 - May 15th, 2011 at 12:30pm
 
When a single pathetic woman makes some sort of real sacrifice for this country , then I will have some real respect. Not before.

Your name, I assume, betrays your culture, so your whole attitude is not surprising.
I imagine a camel is worth more than a woman.
If you knew something of the history of this country in the last 220 years then your comment highlighted above might not have been made. But then again it probably would.
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Reply #8 - May 16th, 2011 at 1:02am
 
What women are we discussing here, let alone cussing??

Are we talking about the little breeder woman who wants to have 5 kids, two pairs are twins ...she's that fertile and full of milk.
Are we talking about the tall achiever woman, who hardly has sex but is wealthy and living a quality of life over many men who growl to hide their own inabilites to better her and live the 'better life'.
Are we talking the boring female who only enjoys sexual pleasure but not pro-creation and who is beautiful but dull away from the bedsheets.
Are we talking the interesting 'mate' female who is full of personality and pizzaz with many friends and family ties with a kid or two from a marriage or two and knows how to chill with the girl crew.
????
So which is it?
To be honest, there are another four versions, but I only know these enough to comment.

So which do you want?
The Pro-Creative Female?
The Sexual Pleasure Female?
The Quality of Life Female?
The Quality of Female life?
...the Redneck, the Wanker, the Gay or the Yobbo ???? Grin
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Reply #9 - May 16th, 2011 at 1:10am
 
Are we talking about the little breeder woman who wants to have 5 kids, two pairs are twins ...she's that fertile and full of milk.

Are we talking about the tall achiever woman, who hardly has sex but is wealthy and living a quality of life over many men who growl to hide their own inabilites to better her and live the 'better life'.

Are we talking the boring female who only enjoys sexual pleasure but not pro-creation and who is beautiful but dull away from the bedsheets.

Are we talking the interesting 'mate' female who is full of personality and pizzaz with many friends and family ties with a kid or two from a marriage or two and knows how to chill with the girl crew.

- Jas


OH frack .. I've been through all these phases lol!

I'm currently at the last phase .. smirk Tongue
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Reply #10 - May 16th, 2011 at 1:20am
 
So whats a woman "like you" then ...want?
(and no I can't give you that - try for something else)
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Reply #11 - May 16th, 2011 at 1:30am
 
It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 16th, 2011 at 1:20am:
So whats a woman "like you" then ...want?
(and no I can't give you that - try for something else)


HA!

Jas .. let's just say that when I die my epitaph will read: She had her cake and ate it too.

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Reply #12 - May 16th, 2011 at 4:23pm
 
Has a chocolate penis that orgasms money been mentioned? Wink
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Reply #13 - May 16th, 2011 at 5:15pm
 
Listen, sugar, I've told you before. No money no honey. Got it?

Oh, I likes me a bit of choclit.
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Reply #14 - May 16th, 2011 at 7:38pm
 
This would have to be the dumbest thread I've ever read. And Amadd, you'd have to be the biggest wanker I've come across in a long time. We all want different things in life and it all comes down to the individual person, regardless of gender.
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