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olde.sault

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Re: Gays and marriage
Reply #150 - Nov 16^th, 2011 at 12:22pm

gizmo_2655 wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 8:04pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 6:34pm:

adelcrow wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 6:21pm:

Anything in the bible about getting bent over a log?
Does that mean Alan Jones is going to hell? Grin

He's got immunity because he's a righty.

Not according to some posters on here....

Although, that being said.....I've never actually heard anything concrete about Alan Jones' personal life....If he's in a relationship, it's very very low key..

Isn't that preferable than marching in the Mardi Gras?

We don't know what Allan does, hopefully, nobody knows or questions what I have done in my productive years.

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Doctor Jolly

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Re: Gays and marriage
Reply #151 - Nov 16^th, 2011 at 12:22pm

matty wrote on Nov 16^th, 2011 at 12:15pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 16^th, 2011 at 8:44am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 16^th, 2011 at 8:15am:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 16^th, 2011 at 5:49am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 9:54pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 6:02pm:

Karnal wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 5:02pm:

Annie Anthrax wrote on Nov 15^th, 2011 at 4:34pm:

Cuddles?

Why not? Our youth pastor says two men shouldn't lye with each other. That's what I tell Matty all the time. It doesn't say anything in the Bible about standing.

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It's an abomination if you trust the bible, but if you don't care about the book of fables, I imagine it would be quite enjoyable, whatever rocks your boat, but leave young matty out of it Karnal, you know he's impressionable and we don't want any dark secrets to pop up when he's a famous MP, do we?

Your type is an abomination unro God, Pansi. Can't you see? God wants us to marry girls, even if they think we're dorks. We must make them desirable unto us. Cod understands, even if she's a leftard apologist. She likes Mr Abbott and so do we. When Mr Abbott gets in we won't be talking about gays getting married, just getting even. We despise them. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Gays will all burn in hell, Bob Brown included.

When Mr Abbott gets in we will all be joining The Church of the Divine Abbott Militia, it's a bit like the Salvation Army but with rifles and grenades. We will be singing hymns like "Oh Thou Glorious Enemy" and "Onward Christian Soldiers". In the Mess we will be celebrating the blood oath that he so selflessly bestowed unto thou followers of the Abbott.

I trust you Karnal to look after matty and make sure he doesn't get poked with a bayonet or other sharp weaponry.

In answer to your question, yes. Matty and I have both pledged to join Mr Abbott's green army. We, you see,believe in animal welfare.

Unlike all you leftards I might add.

Ha! I'm surprised you rightards believe in anything! matty believes in animal welfare because he has so much in common with them, lean loins and tender rump. I don't know what your excuse is Karnal, maybe you just follow matty around like his little puppy because he will be a famous MP one day, maybe even Prime Minister, you'd like that wouldn't you? to be chummy with the future prime minister of Australia.

Matty loves animals because animals are innocent, precious and need protection from the dangers of man.

Animals dont lye together. They do it on all fours (standing) which I am led to believe is the most common way man-to-man relations happen as well.

So you see, gay men do not lye together, and therefore marriage is not an abomination against god.

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Re: Gays and marriage
Reply #152 - Nov 16^th, 2011 at 4:16pm

Doctor Jolly wrote on Nov 16^th, 2011 at 12:22pm: