Deck your balls with vows of folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to spend lolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don you now your bright apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Stroll the streets with your friend Carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the flamin’ year before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike me lucky, join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me now, at your leisure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While we hunt for New Year pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Quickly now, the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Please hold in your stinky gasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now I’ve sung my little ditty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hope you think it’s very witty,
Fa-la la- la- laaa, la- la –la- laaaaa.