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Karnal

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Reply #45 - Jan 19^th, 2012 at 3:03pm

Soren wrote on Jan 18^th, 2012 at 8:33pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 17^th, 2012 at 9:30pm:

You've got be joking. We teach others to wipe us. It helps if you're a hideously deformed cripple like most in the faculty. The so-called "able bodied" among us have to bung on a bit of a limp or fake the odd spasm.

Still, thanks to our kind government, I haven't had to cut up food or wipe my arse in years, so there are definately benefits.

You and Corpulent Whiney. Progress, innit, especially considering how full of shite you are.

Exactly. Which is why we need good people to assist us. Unfortunately, my dear boy, you're more of a smearer.

We need good wipers at the faculty.

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Reply #46 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 3:58am

Sorry to be a bore and post twice, but I simply must clarify that I have nothing against smearers. Some of my keenest workers are smearers.

Give me a well-deformed leper over a so-called "painter" any day. The best painter I can think of invaded Poland. Very average watercolours, and nothing to write home about. Besides, lepers do marvellous things with their teeth and toes. Wonderful Christmas cards. Just think: a roomful of lepers, a few bottles of metholated spirits, and that's the rent paid for a year, thank you very much.

The best thing about smearers, of course, is their sheer tenacity. It's so hard to find good workers these days. And one who can spit a few sentences onto a page - they're becoming so rare.

So, yes, I do have a great deal of respect for the smearing classes. Wipers might be more prized these days, but as I always say to my wiper students, be prepared to start at the bottom.

The last thing you want to go and do is mix your smearers with your wipers. I tried it once.

Never again.

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Reply #47 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 8:51am

Karnal wrote on Jan 20^th, 2012 at 3:58am:

Sorry to be a bore and post twice, but I simply must clarify that I have nothing against smearers. Some of my keenest workers are smearers.

Give me a well-deformed leper over a so-called "painter" any day. The best painter I can think of invaded Poland. Very average watercolours, and nothing to write home about. Besides, lepers do marvellous things with their teeth and toes. Wonderful Christmas cards. Just think: a roomful of lepers, a few bottles of metholated spirits, and that's the rent paid for a year, thank you very much.

The best thing about smearers, of course, is their sheer tenacity. It's so hard to find good workers these days. And one who can spit a few sentences onto a page - they're becoming so rare.

So, yes, I do have a great deal of respect for the smearing classes. Wipers might be more prized these days, but as I always say to my wiper students, be prepared to start at the bottom.

The last thing you want to go and do is mix your smearers with your wipers. I tried it once.

Never again.

Pathetic, PB, just pathetic.

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barnaby joe Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1992 euchareena	Re: PRIDE Reply #48 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 12:26pm i thought it was funny come on man
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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: PRIDE Reply #49 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 12:30pm Just the same old pointless drivel.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 96446	Re: PRIDE Reply #50 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 1:41pm Soren wrote on Jan 20^th, 2012 at 12:30pm: Just the same old pointless drivel. Oh, I know, dear.
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Reply #51 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 7:51pm

Soren wrote on Jan 19^th, 2012 at 1:47pm:

... wrote on Jan 19^th, 2012 at 1:21pm:

Soren wrote on Jan 19^th, 2012 at 1:19pm:

Great, so we have a schizophrenic fatso and a Paki Bugger holding up the 'progressive side'. Between them they almost cover all PC pieties. We need a black feminist Green and we have all bases covered.

Greens_win is a gay coconut. That's close enough isn't it?

Very good but not quite enough. We need a nutty woman, otherwise 'progressive' nuttery would be another all-male domain and we would be accused of being, as usual, over-privileged and smug...

Oh bite me.

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: PRIDE Reply #52 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 7:58pm You are checking my posts, you flatterer.
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Annie Anthrax Gold Member Offline Take the plan, spin it sideways Posts: 7057 Gender:	Re: PRIDE Reply #53 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 8:04pm Oh you poor delusional man. I was checking the thread because of Karnal, not you. The thread has descended into drivel now, but Karnal's posts at the beginning were sock knocking. But keep dreaming, honey.
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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: PRIDE Reply #54 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 8:06pm Sure.
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Annie Anthrax Gold Member Offline Take the plan, spin it sideways Posts: 7057 Gender:	Re: PRIDE Reply #55 - Jan 20^th, 2012 at 8:16pm You're right, you know. I only sign in so I can search countless threads in hope of spotting that familiar [picture of a] pipe and when I do, oh boy. My heart skips a beat and I get that funny feeling in my tummy... What do they call that? Oh yes. Nausea.
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