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olde.sault Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2913	Two women in a bus-- Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 5:42am The elderly Aussie said to the woman in the next seat, "You must be hot in all them clothes, love. . ." The burqa-clad women replied, "You be wearing them in ten year's time." So, it's not their complexions, nor their beliefs - the put-off is their attitude.
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #1 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 6:25am Old women on buses are so freaking nosey. They should take their seat and mind their own business.
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olde.sault Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2913	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #2 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 6:28am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 6:25am: Old women on buses are so freaking nosey. They should take their seat and mind their own business. Well, hello, Muslim - welcome to our Welfare!
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Re: Two women in a bus--
Reply #4 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 7:13am

olde.sault wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 5:42am:

The elderly Aussie said to the woman in the next seat,
"You must be hot in all them clothes, love. . ."

The burqa-clad women replied, "You be wearing them in ten year's time."

So, it's not their complexions, nor their beliefs - the put-off is their attitude.

Very nice of the lady in the Burka to wish the elderly lady a decade of longevity and the opportunity to vary her dress style.

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Re: Two women in a bus--
Reply #5 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 7:44am

Dnarever wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 7:13am:

olde.sault wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 5:42am:

The elderly Aussie said to the woman in the next seat,
"You must be hot in all them clothes, love. . ."

The burqa-clad women replied, "You be wearing them in ten year's time."

So, it's not their complexions, nor their beliefs - the put-off is their attitude.

Very nice of the lady in the Burka to wish the elderly lady a decade of longevity and the opportunity to vary her dress style.

Well, that's a novel way of looking at the situation but I suppose, anyone sweating in a burqa on a summer's day has an excuse for snapping a reply.

Makes me remember another incident that was related to me by an in-law.

It was on some park during an argument over a picnic spot.

This time it was a Vietnamese woman who said, "You wait, we will soon take over from your Aussies."

As I wasn't present, I can't swear that this had happened.

By the way, literate people allude to characters as "woman" or "man" unless these have somehow earned the title of "lady" or "gentleman".

Very low-class and irritating!

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blackadder Gold Member Offline Posts: 1977	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #6 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 7:58am unless these have somehow earned the title of "lady" Pansi has spent the best part of 60 years aspiring to be called "lady". Some how "bytch" seems to more appropriate.
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #7 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 8:21am <<The burqa-clad women replied, "You be wearing them in ten year's time.">> ................................................................ It's woman unless she was a conjoined twin.
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FRED. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3698	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #8 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 8:36am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 6:25am: Old women on buses are so freaking nosey. They should take their seat and mind their own business. Do you travel on the bus often OLD GIRL Is it the MINI BUS from the GOVT RUN OLD FOLKS HOME
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Re: Two women in a bus--
Reply #9 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 8:59am

blackadder wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 7:58am:

unless these have somehow earned the title of "lady"

Pansi has spent the best part of 60 years aspiring to be called "lady". Some how "bytch" seems to more appropriate.

Yes, I've heard criminals desribed as "gentlemen"!

Makes one cringe!

Don't our teachers correct pupils these days?

When I attended a bush school in the '30, even youngsters spoke better English than our Prime Minister.

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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #10 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 9:04am We have conjoined triplets here....blackadder (derelict), old sault (85 years old lol) and FRED (delightfully stupid) let them never be parted.
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Gist Gold Member Offline I am not a sock, I am a human being! Posts: 5476	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #11 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 9:52am Two women get on a bus. One of them was ass.saulted woman. Works better with peanuts, salty.
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blackadder Gold Member Offline Posts: 1977	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #12 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 10:03am Two women get on a bus. One of them was ass.saulted woman Didn't know you were on the bus to ass asault them Gist.
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Re: Two women in a bus--
Reply #13 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 10:47am

blackadder wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 10:03am:

Two women get on a bus. One of them was ass.saulted woman

Didn't know you were on the bus to ass asault them Gist.

I'd could try to explain it to you but I know I'd do better trying to explain it to the green fungus growing on the piece of old cheese I found in my fridge.

I don't understand what the big deal was about discovering penicillin. We seem to discover it regularly in our fridge. Undecided

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"When our military goes to war it should be for purposes and objectives clearly in Australia’s interests, not merely because the Americans want some company" - Malcolm Fraser (2012 Whitlam Oration)

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olde.sault Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2913	Re: Two women in a bus-- Reply #14 - Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 11:27am Gist wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2012 at 9:52am: Two women get on a bus. One of them was ass.saulted woman. Works better with peanuts, salty. Is that what you indulge in - peanuts? inspires wit, eh?
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