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I'm not an Australian.
Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Wenny Pong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If "Joe Hockey" is an Australian, then God help them; I'm sure he's a cyborg.
If that grovelling faggot, Little Johnnie Howard, is human, then God help the human race.
And let's not go anywhere near Anna Bligh, Christine Kinneally, or that Bishop creature.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #1 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:42pm The sheeples who feed off that trash? The brainwashed ones who follow? The ones who do what they're told to do without question or investigation?
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Reply #2 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:43pm

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm:

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Penny Wong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

What are yeah? A bloody foreigner yer poofter bastard? Grin

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red baron Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10204 Blue Mountains Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #3 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:55pm Hey Grey - Plenty of us! Don't know when you were appointed guardian of what it is to be Australian.
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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26509 Australia	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #4 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:57pm Most of those shows arent even australian. Knockoffs from other countries. Even the talking heads in the morning is a knockoff. Cant watch that crap - they always have to insert american propaganda into it and religion. No wonder so many aussies think we are americans. SOB
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Avram Horowitz Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3153 Australia Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #5 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:01pm I am not Australian but I can see good and not as good with the country. I wish people accept friendly criticism and need to be defending to me each time.
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52midnight Full Member Offline Posts: 166 Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #6 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:04pm Avram Horowitz wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:01pm: I am not Australian but I can see good and not as good with the country. I wish people accept friendly criticism and need to be defending to me each time. Does this guy want his back stroked or his cock sucked?
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Reply #7 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:27pm

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:04pm:

Avram Horowitz wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:01pm:

I am not Australian but I can see good and not as good with the country.

I wish people accept friendly criticism and need to be defending to me each time.

Does this guy want his back stroked or his cock sucked?

Probably both. Can you do two things at the same time?

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52midnight Full Member Offline Posts: 166 Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #8 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:39pm > Probably both. Can you do two things at the same time? Now THERE's a theme for a reality TV show. I own the rights. I'll let you in on the marketing rights if you sign the Non Disclosure Agreement I've emailed you.
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blackadder Gold Member Offline Posts: 1977	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #9 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 7:41pm Probably both. Can you do two things at the same time? There you go pansi. An opening for you to test your old skills. Skippy said it's heaven when you do it with your teeth out. I believe Falah also enjoyed it.
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Reply #10 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 8:28pm

> Skippy said it's heaven when you do it with your teeth out.
I believe Falah also enjoyed it.

So I guess we're back to the same old Australian topic - f**king. Have you ever noticed how that word recurs continually in Australian speech? When you've lived overseas for a time, you get used to never hearing it. You come back here and its like a foul stench everywhere you go. There's something fundamentally wrong with the Australian psyche, not to mention Australian sexuality. The males are effeminate (e.g. the First Eunuch - or is it the First Hairdresser) and there's nothing the least bit feminine about the females (JuLiar of the "hard decisions"). Horrible creatures, as all ordinary, decent human beings will attest.

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Reply #11 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 8:35pm

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 8:28pm:

> Skippy said it's heaven when you do it with your teeth out.
I believe Falah also enjoyed it.

So I guess we're back to the same old Australian topic - f**king. Have you ever noticed how that word recurs continually in Australian speech? When you've lived overseas for a time, you get used to never hearing it. You come back here and its like a foul stench everywhere you go. There's something fundamentally wrong with the Australian psyche, not to mention Australian sexuality. The males are effeminate (e.g. the First Eunuch) and there's nothing the least bit feminine about the females (JuLiar of the "hard decisions"). Horrible creatures, as all ordinary, decent human beings will attest.

What do you think they ought to be like?

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Reply #12 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 8:37pm

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 8:28pm:

The males are effeminate (e.g. the First Eunuch) and there's nothing the least bit feminine about the females (JuLiar of the "hard decisions"). Horrible creatures, as all ordinary, decent human beings will attest.

Maybe it's because we hate stereotypes and try not to be like them.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11667 armidale Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #13 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 8:51pm Yanks are obsessed by the big question : "what is an American?" They bring in obscenity to discuss other people. So 52midnight has been overseas in US. Does he know whether he is yank, Oz or nothing?
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Reply #14 - Apr 30^th, 2012 at 9:34pm

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm:

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Penny Wong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

I noticed you didn't include Pauline Hanson on this list. Shocked

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