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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #15 - May 1^st, 2012 at 12:23am Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:42pm: The sheeples who feed off that trash? The brainwashed ones who follow? The ones who do what they're told to do without question or investigation? Hmm that's not an Australian that's a socialist....
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Grey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5341 Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #16 - May 1^st, 2012 at 1:19am red baron wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:55pm: Hey Grey - Plenty of us! Don't know when you were appointed guardian of what it is to be Australian. You need to brush up on your comprehension skills Red. I don't see where I included you in or out of my joking reference.
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BigOl64 Gold Member Offline Posts: 14438 Townsville QLD Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #17 - May 1^st, 2012 at 5:55am Glad I'm a Queenslander, never have to acknowledge thatn I'm an Australian in the first place.
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red baron Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10204 Blue Mountains Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #18 - May 1^st, 2012 at 7:21am If that's humour, buy a joke book, you seriously need one.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11667 armidale Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #19 - May 1^st, 2012 at 8:01am No we need a song book: Australians all .der dee dah For we dum daatum dah Hum dee ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR Let dah dee deh dah
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Reply #20 - May 1^st, 2012 at 8:10am

Mnemonic wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 9:34pm:

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm:

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Penny Wong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

I noticed you didn't include Pauline Hanson on this list. Shocked

Haha she is our very own sarah palin

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Reply #21 - May 1^st, 2012 at 8:21am

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm:

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Wenny Pong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If "Joe Hockey" is an Australian, then God help them; I'm sure he's a cyborg.
If that grovelling faggot, Little Johnnie Howard, is human, then God help the human race.
And let's not go anywhere near Anna Bligh, Christine Kinneally, or that Bishop creature.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

Thats the Western Aristocracy for you, the most filthy, lousy, lying, degenerate maggots on the face of the planet.

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Reply #22 - May 1^st, 2012 at 8:55am

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 8:10am:

I noticed you didn't include Pauline Hanson on this list.

Haha she is our very own sarah palin

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"Because of that one episode, that one episode, that would turn an issue into what it has become over the last two years. I think that's ridiculous. That's one of those things, where that issue...that I don't read, or that I'm not informed, it's one of those questions where I like to turn that around and ask the reporters, 'Why would it be that there is that perception that I don't read?'" --Sarah Palin.

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52midnight Full Member Offline Posts: 166 Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #23 - May 1^st, 2012 at 9:06am > Haha she is our very own sarah palin Lovely stuff! I have it on good advice that Palin is the reincarnation of James Joyce.
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red baron Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10204 Blue Mountains Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #24 - May 1^st, 2012 at 9:12am What do you call 10 Labor politicians at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD START!
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Grey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5341 Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #25 - May 1^st, 2012 at 11:57am red baron wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 7:21am: If that's humour, buy a joke book, you seriously need one. Quote: What do you call 10 Labor politicians at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD START! You practice what you preach. That's good, now live a little, lash out on a new one.
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Andrei.Hicks Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 23818 Carlsbad, CA Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #26 - May 1^st, 2012 at 12:01pm Aussies from my honest opinion are a little more Socialist than I would like. Higher taxes, more unionised, more welfare driven, higher cost of living.... Just doesn't sit that well with me.
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Reply #27 - May 1^st, 2012 at 12:22pm

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:01pm:

Aussies from my honest opinion are a little more Socialist than I would like.

Higher taxes, more unionised, more welfare driven, higher cost of living....

Just doesn't sit that well with me.

Its not very socialist. It used to be but it isnt now. That word is being overused.

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Reply #28 - May 1^st, 2012 at 12:24pm

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:01pm:

Aussies from my honest opinion are a little more Socialist than I would like.

Higher taxes, more unionised, more welfare driven, higher cost of living....

Just doesn't sit that well with me.

City-dwellers for sure. At least rural australians generally are a bit more 'real'. Hipsters will say it's because they're backward hicks, I say it's because they're more insulated from the brainwashing/propaganda that's led to this country becoming a joke on the world stage. Not that we ever were major players politically, but the tough, intrepid pioneer spirit that was once associated with australians has been replaced by pissweak, androgynous, tofu-munching softcocks.

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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #29 - May 1^st, 2012 at 12:30pm ... wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:24pm: ... but the tough, intrepid pioneer spirit that was once associated with australians has been replaced by pissweak, androgynous, tofu-munching softcocks. Time to move away from Mt Lawley?
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