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Reply #45 - May 1^st, 2012 at 3:18pm

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:55pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:54pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:43pm:

Grey wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:39pm:

Americans want to become Australians.

Utter bollox.

Well you have to say that dont you - being our token yank?

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Nope. I am their guest and free to leave whenever I like.

The smiley was meant to show that it was a friendly jab

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Reply #46 - May 1^st, 2012 at 3:22pm

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 3:18pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:55pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:54pm:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:43pm:

Grey wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:39pm:

Americans want to become Australians.

Utter bollox.

Well you have to say that dont you - being our token yank?

SOB

Nope. I am their guest and free to leave whenever I like.

The smiley was meant to show that it was a friendly jab

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Well I have been here a while now, so sometimes things like sarcasm now need to be pointed out to me.

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mozzaok Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 6741 Melbourne Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #47 - May 1^st, 2012 at 3:23pm *This Topic was moved here from General Board* by mozzaok.**
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Reply #48 - May 1^st, 2012 at 3:27pm

Grow up you knuckleheads.

How many times do I have to tell people that this is not the public bar of some stinkin' pub where you impress idiot mates with your crudeness and stupidity.
Pull your heads in before I get really annoyed and start suspending and deleting.

Wanna talk garbage?
I will ask FD if we can have a new board for Idiots who want to look at least as stupid as they are, and you can be as rude, crude and disgusting as you wish.

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26509 Australia	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #49 - May 1^st, 2012 at 3:53pm This is prolly a nono but I have to ask. What did we do wrong? No general chatting in the general chat area? SOB
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Andrei.Hicks Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 23818 Carlsbad, CA Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #50 - May 1^st, 2012 at 4:00pm Has someone run over your cat Mozza?
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Reply #51 - May 1^st, 2012 at 4:12pm

If I had a cat, I would run over it, I do not think cats should be allowed in Australia.
But the answer is no, I am not in a stroppy mood, I just read the front page where some new knucklehead I don't know was making crude comments, which seemed to amuse and impress some, so rather than delete it, I moved it here, where you can be pretty silly, and nobody would ever notice.
I mainly don't want to see stupid sexual innuendo and foul language on the main boards.

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Reply #52 - May 1^st, 2012 at 4:22pm

mozzaok wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 4:12pm:

If I had a cat, I would run over it, I do not think cats should be allowed in Australia.
But the answer is no, I am not in a stroppy mood, I just read the front page where some new knucklehead I don't know was making crude comments, which seemed to amuse and impress some, so rather than delete it, I moved it here, where you can be pretty silly, and nobody would ever notice.
I mainly don't want to see stupid sexual innuendo and foul language on the main boards.

But you make veiled insults about cats hoping to annoy me.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11667 armidale Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #53 - May 1^st, 2012 at 8:27pm Ah he means 52midnight on page 1. Well he left the building then and the posts have been OK since. Bad moderating by mozza.
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Reply #54 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 6:57am

> some new knucklehead I don't know was making crude comments, which seemed to amuse and impress some, so rather than delete it, I moved it here, where you can be pretty silly, and nobody would ever notice.

> I mainly don't want to see stupid sexual innuendo and foul language on the main boards.

You probably haven't heard of Geoffrey Chaucer, but he's quite well-known amongst the educated, even though he's been dead rather a long time. Some even regard him as the father of English literature. He's a stalwart in a grand and ancient tradition of ribald humour, and his masterful poetry and prose make my own efforts look paltry by comparison. Ridicule and risque repartee have always featured prominently in lambasting the powerful and corrupt, often to good effect. With education, tradition and humour now under relentless attack by rampant forces of political correctness, I'm not surprized to see my jottings consigned to the basement, base thought they be, but I am somewhat saddened. Sigh!

On the bright side, it's the first time I've been called a "knucklehead". It has an attractively pugilistic ring to it, and I find myself mildly flattered.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11667 armidale Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #55 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 10:39pm What was the thread about?
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52midnight Full Member Offline Posts: 166 Gender:	Re: I'm not an Australian. Reply #56 - May 3^rd, 2012 at 4:10am See reply #5 et seq. Must admit I got a good belly-laugh out of blackadder's reply. With your teeth out indeed! Dirty old sod! Reminds me of the ever-hopeful geriatric in "Family Guy".
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Re: I'm not an Australian.
Reply #57 - Mar 27^th, 2013 at 1:34am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:01pm:

Aussies from my honest opinion are a little more Socialist than I would like.

Higher taxes, more unionised, more welfare driven, higher cost of living....

Just doesn't sit that well with me.

Well obviously you're less Australian than most of us.

Grey wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 12:39pm:

The brain drain is in reverse, Americans want to become Australians.

I think we've got our own brain drain compared to other countries. Let's not pick on the U.S.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on May 1^st, 2012 at 2:55pm:

Nope. I am their guest and free to leave whenever I like.

Just be careful of their guns and Bible thumpers.

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Re: I'm not an Australian.
Reply #58 - Mar 27^th, 2013 at 3:56am

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm:

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Wenny Pong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If "Joe Hockey" is an Australian, then God help them; I'm sure he's a cyborg.
If that grovelling faggot, Little Johnnie Howard, is human, then God help the human race.
And let's not go anywhere near Anna Bligh, Christine Kinneally, or that Bishop creature.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

Go back where you came from!

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Reply #59 - Mar 28^th, 2013 at 12:01am

52midnight wrote on Apr 30^th, 2012 at 6:38pm:

If Julia Gillard is an Australian, then I'm not an Australian.
If Peter Slipper is an Australian, then I'm certainly not an Australian.
If Tony Abbott is an Australian, I'm not a clown so not an Australian.
If Malcom Turnbull is an Australian, I'm not a bankster so not an Australian.
If Wenny Pong is an Australian, then no way am I Australian.
If those cringing sycophants in the background of Parliamentary broadcasts are Australian, then I'm certainly not.
If Graeme Richardson is an Australian, I don't have shares in Offset Alpine and don't get prostitutes from criminal mates, so I'm not an Australian.
If "Joe Hockey" is an Australian, then God help them; I'm sure he's a cyborg.
If that grovelling faggot, Little Johnnie Howard, is human, then God help the human race.
And let's not go anywhere near Anna Bligh, Christine Kinneally, or that Bishop creature.
If any of those sweaty NRL or AFL perverts are Australian, then I'd hate to be an Australian.
I don't "Dance with the Stars" so I'm not an Australian.
My kitchen doesn't rule, so I'm not an Australian.
I don't have "The Voice" so I'm not an Australian.
If those grinning idiots on morning TV are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the plastic talking heads on TV News are Australian, then I'm not Australian.
If the boneheads on "Sport TV" are Australian, then no way I am.
Who, in their right mind would want to be an Australian?

With all that whining, I would say you are a POM. You rloss I suppose. Being an Australian is an honor that just has to be experienced.

Just to confirm, I know, It is a a bit of an out there request...., but can you tell me where you hide your money.

I love POMs, they are funny.

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