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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26509 Australia	Gay Freindly Bible May 16^th, 2012 at 12:30pm A new version of the bible - gay friendly http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=237 SOB
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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Gay Freindly Bible Reply #1 - May 16^th, 2012 at 12:34pm I hope they remember to put the warning sticker on the front:
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Reply #2 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:12pm

Just remembered so many ppl dont bother to read links here it is quoted

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Gay revision of the Bible to go on sale

April 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment

Adam and SteveMove over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah. A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.

Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible. Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas. In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.

Westboro Baptist Church has promised to picket Pink Cross Publishing and any store selling the new Bible. In response, members of the gay community have stated that they will purchase the new Bible to support Pink Cross Publishing.

A companion workbook for children will also be available for use in Sunday schools. With input from newly defrocked priests, a Catholic version of the gay-friendly Bible will be published by year end.

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... Gold Member Offline Posts: 23673 WA Gender:	Re: Gay Freindly Bible Reply #3 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)
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____ Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 33410 Australia Gender:	Re: Gay Freindly Bible Reply #4 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:30pm 2010 Seems it didn't cause that much of a stir
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____ Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 33410 Australia Gender:	Re: Gay Freindly Bible Reply #5 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:31pm ... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Piss of the minority, Right Wing christians ... not the majority, Left Wing Christians.
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Reply #6 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm

____ wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:31pm:

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Piss of the minority, Right Wing christians ... not the majority, Left Wing Christians.

A pointless distinction.

But could someone honestly call themselves a christian if they were happy for their holy book to be changed? It's supposed to be the word of god, not the word of marxist wankers.

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26509 Australia	Re: Gay Freindly Bible Reply #7 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm ... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm: What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians) Humour. Ever heard of it? SOB
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Reply #8 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:40pm

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm:

____ wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:31pm:

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Piss of the minority, Right Wing christians ... not the majority, Left Wing Christians.

A pointless distinction.

But could someone honestly call themselves a christian if they were happy for their holy book to be changed? It's supposed to be the word of god, not the word of marxist wankers.

I'll thank you not to blaspheme, Honkey.

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Reply #9 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:55pm

There ain't no such animal, worthy of the name [.....Bible].

'Gay Freindly Bible', is just another example of the perversion and corruption indulged in by man, in our present age.

2 Timothy 3:1
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31

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Reply #10 - May 16^th, 2012 at 3:58pm

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm:

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Humour. Ever heard of it?

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Poor humour, at the expense of christians deeply and dearly held beliefs. ie poking christians with a stick and laughing when they react.

Lame.

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Reply #11 - May 16^th, 2012 at 4:23pm

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:58pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm:

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Humour. Ever heard of it?

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Poor humour, at the expense of christians deeply and dearly held beliefs. ie poking christians with a stick and laughing when they react.

Lame.

Haha. But its okay to poke muslims? If you read the article theres a gay koran as well. Theres also a klingon bible out there somewhere. Its funny. Spoofs of fairy tales.

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Gay Freindly Bible Reply #12 - May 16^th, 2012 at 4:26pm All the brave, freedom loving transgressives are no doubt also working on the gay Koran, the story of Mohammed and his 10 husbands and their 1001 nights of steaming hot man-love, no? Er... no. The brave transgressives are too scared of spoofing Muslims. They believe in practicing only safe transgression.
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Reply #13 - May 16^th, 2012 at 4:28pm

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 4:23pm:

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:58pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:35pm:

... wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 3:26pm:

What's the point? (besides the obvious - to piss off christians)

Humour. Ever heard of it?

SOB

Poor humour, at the expense of christians deeply and dearly held beliefs. ie poking christians with a stick and laughing when they react.

Lame.

Haha. But its okay to poke muslims? If you read the article theres a gay koran as well. Theres also a klingon bible out there somewhere. Its funny. Spoofs of fairy tales.

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I read it, and no I don't think a gay koran is funny either.
It would be good to see how the authors of these would react if their deeply held beliefs were mocked for fun and profit, but unfortunately, the spoof versions would probably be much more sensible than their actual beliefs.

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Reply #14 - May 16^th, 2012 at 5:29pm

Soren wrote on May 16^th, 2012 at 4:26pm:

All the brave, freedom loving transgressives are no doubt also working on the gay Koran, the story of Mohammed and his 10 husbands and their 1001 nights of steaming hot man-love, no?

Er... no. The brave transgressives are too scared of spoofing Muslims. They believe in practicing only safe transgression.

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Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.

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