How have Jamaican runners evolved into a super race? This is the question geneticists the world over are asking this week.

Expert racial geneticists have long held the opinion that black Americans winning all the races is evidence of their racial superiority in track and field sports. now in the course of a decade the Americans have been eclipsed by a new black super race who have evolved on a carribean island.

Spokesperson Professor Maxwell 'WASP' Smartarse said yesterday, 'We should fear these people. Every Jamaican I've interviewed has said of Usain Bolt 'He is de-mon'.  Clearly this is a new black super race of racers. not only are they fast but they differ from American black athletes in other ways. They are so confident they don't take themselves seriously, everything is just a joke to them."

Earlier members of Bolt's jungle tribe emerged to show repoters ( sic ) details of their Spartan training programme.

Grey wrote on Aug 10^th, 2012 at 9:10am:



That's silly. 
Everyone knows that race is nothing more than a social construct...

But anyways, I think his "secret" training regime involves enriching swedish handball players with his vibrancy.