sleeper wrote on Apr 22
nd, 2013 at 12:03pm:
I come with a message from my Lord, Magpie, General of the Victorious Alliance.
Message begins:
do not shoot my messenger, this would be seen in an unfavourable light.
firstly, a greeting to your Commander :
Oinky oink oink. Oinnkious oinktutu oink. Oinkobios oinkbutus oink.
for some *technical* reasons I have not been able to lead my troops due to lack of access. no matter. here I am, in spirit at least, and ask the question, have you guys had enough yet ?
are you ready to sign the surrender document?
No-one surrenders here or on PA.
Quote:know this, our sleepers may be sleeping, but will rise upon my command, and yea, thou shall be cast into the sea. have your buoyancy vests handy.. know also this, all non-Alliance members are forbidden to post in this thread henceforth.. know further, Quantum, you will never make the troll list.. and know, another step further, also, that we know mantra is part betazoiz, has an all-seeing eye..
You've got that right and the masters have been warned. At this very moment - they are preparing an aggressive defence to destroy your fleet.
Quote:but our operatives are in deep cover, and will remain so until the final assault is launched! they speak your language fluently, dress as you do. and they wait in in the forest... oh look more, the parachutes fall in the twilight,. silhouettes move and scurry into the forest ..
You are jumping at shadows and so you should be.
Quote:I note how brave you (plural) have become in my absence, and know that thou art the type that cut off legs so that you appear taller. this is our way. the way of the dumb and poorly educated.
*steps off soapbox*
Quote:surrender document
1. all trolls will apologise to spot & his comrades for all the awful things that have been said.
2. all troll will henceforth add a "troll" prefix to their ids
3. no troll shall alter their ids without prior and written permission by a troll-overseer yet to be appointed.
4. all trolls will address each member of the victorious alliance & their ideological counterparts as sir, madam or ms as is appropriate.
5. all trolls are henceforth banned from the spot of troll thread, unless they are in possession of a "SoT" thread pass.
6. all moderators will cede their mod roles in the sot thread and any threads that the victorious alliance deems fit.
7. anyone spouting views or opinions right of left will be beheaded.
8. all trolls will be required to post pro-islamic statements on a daily basis.
9. all trolls will be required to post pro-spot statements on a twice daily basis and refer to him as 'Leader."
10. all trolls will observe ramadan
11. all trolls will post anti-jewish statements upon login.
12 and any other stuff that is proclaimed will be observed.
13. all whining, whimpering and protesting when you get flogged in debate will cease."
and woe behold those minions who do not lay down their arms.. yea, woeth to them..
sign here..
You are insulting the Muslims and the Jews as well as the minions. There aren't too many of you left to do the damage you're intending to do to Ozpolitic and PA.
The heavy artillery is already on hand to stop you in your tracks. Your fleet will be detonated Sanofi.