FriYAY wrote on Nov 17^th, 2012 at 12:29pm:


inspired by The Mamas And The Papas.

FriYAY FriYAY, so off-topic to pansi,
FriYAY FriYAY, you were all at sea,
Oh FriYAY's cryng, FriYAY's whining couldn't guarantee
That by FriYAY evening you would still be here with me.

FriYAY FriYAY, can't trust that troll,
FriYAY FriYAY, sometimes it just turns out this way
Oh FriYAY boring, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh FriYAY FriYAY, how could you be so sil..ly.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever FriYAY comes, but whenever FriYAY comes
You can find him cryin' all of the time

Repeat verse 1.

Repeat verse 2.

That's a 'move' troll-Friyay

you got served!

as a consequence you are dead.

magpie wrote on Nov 18^th, 2012 at 1:32pm:


Depressingly unoriginal.

Served? Like how the kids got served in South Park?

OMFG.

You’re dismissed.

Friyay,

you are having a 'near death' experience:

A near-death experience (NDE) refers to a broad range of personal experiences associated with impending death, encompassing multiple possible sensations including detachment from the body; feelings of levitation; total serenity, security, or warmth; the experience of absolute dissolution; and the presence of a light.

These phenomena are usually reported after an individual has been pronounced clinically dead or otherwise very close to death, hence the term near-death experience. With recent developments in cardiac resuscitation techniques, the number of reported NDEs has increased. The experiences have been described in medical journals as having the characteristics of hallucinations, while parapsychologists, religious nuts and some mainstream scientists have pointed to them as evidence of an afterlife and mind-body dualism.

Popular interest in near-death experiences was initially sparked by Weiss's 1972 The Vestibule, followed by Raymond Moody's 1975 book Life After Life and the founding of the International Association for Near-Death Studies (IANDS) in 1981. Lots of ppl claim to have had a near-death experience. Some commentators, such as Simpson, claim that the number of near-death experiencers may be underestimated. People who have had a near-death experience may not be comfortable discussing the experience with others, especially when the NDE is understood as a paranormal incident.

now, I take it your 'situation' has  prompted you to protest (you guys!) your demise, and we accept lodgement herewith.

such protest can only be decided by a specially convened hearing.

hope (not) we get to it before you move past the point of no return into the bardo states...

As if anyone wants to read your troll name - where is your tag?

SOB

Fois. Personne ne me blesser avec l'impunité et de la vengeance est un plat qui les gens de goût préfèrent manger froid. Profitez de votre vol, attacher votre ceinture et mettez votre téléphone mobile hors tension. nous y voici.

*magpie straps a mike to Friyay's subtle wind (spirit) and watches him move ((He moves and grooves, whilst others flay. You can't move like smooth FriYAY), Ahahahaha), towards the bardo states*

FriYAY wrote on Nov 19^th, 2012 at 11:24am:


Hahaha! thats more like it! Now its my name

SOB

*the buzz in the media room is like a swarm of locusts, with trolls nervously wiping the sweat from their pallid faces, as magpie walks in, steps up to the lectern, and shuffles the briefing notes..*

we've got a lot to get thru today, so I'll take any questions after the briefing..

friyay's bardo trip is going well. we've had contact but because of the static, not a lot of what he said made sense..

*static.. static.. absolutely sh it ting myself.. static.. help! more static*

he sends his regards and hopes to be back soon.

we will attempt a live hook up later in the week if we can establish a connection.

now, a post was made yesterday in "Any God @ All" in response to a Frances comment:

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Frances would have had time to respond , but has chosen not to do so. As a result I am issuing a *You got served* notice. Which means *cough* that there will be a (virtual) troll execution of the said person, LIVE and exclusively on this thread at a date and time to be fixed.

the trial will be held a week later.

popcorn and soft drink will be available at the usual prices, and NO byo please.

next, a committee to discuss matters of the victorious alliance, namely the flag, anthem, uniforms and the holiday, has been convened and I will discuss the outcomes at a later briefing.

any questions?

you in the corner, shitferbrains..

"If Frances petitions the Leader, will she be spared? If posters on the forum log support or otherwise, and there is more support than not, will Frances receive a pardon?"

all options will be considered..

*magpie walks out of the press room says to aid, "arrest shitferbrains.."*

You have no right to sodomise animals.