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Reply #840 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 2:53pm
 
I will often go days without posting on OzPol.


Those are the days when I start to think there might be a God.
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Reply #841 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 3:45pm
 
It's time folks! The execution!
Frances is led out to the guillotine. she is brave, calm and has finished her ironing. the clothes are folded and stacked in neat piles..
the players:
mod - drummer, freediver - historian, soren - crowd warmer, pansi - protester #1, 4 uncredited - protesters #s 2 through to #5, elvira - seller of tomatoes and eggs, dr no, yadda, quantum, aquascoot, andrei, dsmithy70, & Big Dave - front row seat observers.friyay looks on from the bardo realms.
and, action...
the scene opens with mod walking from stage right. dum.. da dum.. da dum he drums in slow solemn time.. the crowd is hushed, and the birds have stopped singing. suddenly, the is an omen, an eclipse occurs suddenly and the assembly gasps and draws a collective breath.. the eclipse ends.. mod continues..
wtf.. mod loses it and loses his composure, breaking into a drum solo..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUlgCJRXdI
Frances waits patiently.. popcorn and soft drinks are being sold at outrageous prices.
the drum solo ends and extras enter from stage left to test 'guilotine madame'..

it is quiet as Sanofi makes an unexpected appearance, steps onto the stage and begins to read from a document.
"The crime for which you will be found guilty at your trial in the coming days is that you did on  June 26th, 2012 at 1:54pm make the following post:
"Allowing evil to occur would be good if there were some good that was greater than the evil but which could only come into existence if the evil were to be addressed in some way.
If allowing evil to occur results in a greater good, then allowing the evil would not make God malevolent." to which magpie replied:
response was:
"k, so in the xtian fantasy, god created the devil. general consensus would be that the devil is evil.
what greater good could there be in creating the devil?"
To which you did not respond though you had ample opportunity.. Consequetly you were issued with a 'You got served' notice, the penalty for which is this.. (points to the guilotine).
"without anymore further ado", says soren doubling as the announcer, "let the execution begin!"
mod starts a drum roll as Frances is let to you-know-what, and lays her neck on the block. the executioner stands in his black hood, with  wide, studded black belt holding up his loose leather pants and reaches over to the release handle. mod continues drumming.. the tension builds.. and builds.. suddenly, a phone..
"RING.. RING.. RING.."  a gasp from someone, pansi?... no one is breathing..
magpie walks over, picks up the white ivory phone from the cradle. "hello?".. moments pass as someone is talking to him. "a ken what!? a pardon?.." he hangs up, respectfully..
the word 'pardon' zips through the assembly in a microsecond.. Frances stand up, and thanks the victorious alliance for their mercy, collects the ironing and departs..
magpie does not question the Leader's wisdom, but looks to the ongoing hunt for the other trolls on the list to which yadda has been added.
the curtain falls..
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Reply #842 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 3:50pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 2:53pm:
I will often go days without posting on OzPol.


Those are the days when I start to think there might be a God.

could be worse, like two of him.. Smiley
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Reply #843 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 3:57pm
 
magpie wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 8:10am:
Mod. wrote on Nov 22nd, 2012 at 6:53pm:
What is the all time longevity OzPol record?

Smiley

Whatever it is........it must be set here!  MUST, I say.

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must is the odour in this thread from the dead and decaying trolls. they are tired, weak and without leadership. victory is not far away, and the thread will be redeveloped into shopping malls and car parks..
so your wish will not be granted.. children will not sing songs of your deeds, like they will ours..




How will you know when victory has been achieved?
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Reply #844 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 5:09pm
 
... wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 3:57pm:
magpie wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 8:10am:
Mod. wrote on Nov 22nd, 2012 at 6:53pm:
What is the all time longevity OzPol record?

Smiley

Whatever it is........it must be set here!  MUST, I say.

Wink


must is the odour in this thread from the dead and decaying trolls. they are tired, weak and without leadership. victory is not far away, and the thread will be redeveloped into shopping malls and car parks..
so your wish will not be granted.. children will not sing songs of your deeds, like they will ours..




How will you know when victory has been achieved?

when I can smell napalm..
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Reply #845 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 5:26pm
 
I see.....can you smell it now?
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Reply #846 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 5:41pm
 
... wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 5:26pm:
I see.....can you smell it now?


Why? Did you fart?

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Reply #847 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 5:50pm
 
magpie wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 3:45pm:
It's time folks! The execution!
Frances is led out to the guillotine. she is brave, calm and has finished her ironing. the clothes are folded and stacked in neat piles..
the players:
mod - drummer, freediver - historian, soren - crowd warmer, pansi - protester #1, 4 uncredited - protesters #s 2 through to #5, elvira - seller of tomatoes and eggs, dr no, yadda, quantum, aquascoot, andrei, dsmithy70, & Big Dave - front row seat observers.friyay looks on from the bardo realms.
and, action...
the scene opens with mod walking from stage right. dum.. da dum.. da dum he drums in slow solemn time.. the crowd is hushed, and the birds have stopped singing. suddenly, the is an omen, an eclipse occurs suddenly and the assembly gasps and draws a collective breath.. the eclipse ends.. mod continues..
wtf.. mod loses it and loses his composure, breaking into a drum solo..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUlgCJRXdI
Frances waits patiently.. popcorn and soft drinks are being sold at outrageous prices.
the drum solo ends and extras enter from stage left to test 'guilotine madame'..

it is quiet as Sanofi makes an unexpected appearance, steps onto the stage and begins to read from a document.
"The crime for which you will be found guilty at your trial in the coming days is that you did on  June 26th, 2012 at 1:54pm make the following post:
"Allowing evil to occur would be good if there were some good that was greater than the evil but which could only come into existence if the evil were to be addressed in some way.
If allowing evil to occur results in a greater good, then allowing the evil would not make God malevolent." to which magpie replied:
response was:
"k, so in the xtian fantasy, god created the devil. general consensus would be that the devil is evil.
what greater good could there be in creating the devil?"
To which you did not respond though you had ample opportunity.. Consequetly you were issued with a 'You got served' notice, the penalty for which is this.. (points to the guilotine).
"without anymore further ado", says soren doubling as the announcer, "let the execution begin!"
mod starts a drum roll as Frances is let to you-know-what, and lays her neck on the block. the executioner stands in his black hood, with  wide, studded black belt holding up his loose leather pants and reaches over to the release handle. mod continues drumming.. the tension builds.. and builds.. suddenly, a phone..
"RING.. RING.. RING.."  a gasp from someone, pansi?... no one is breathing..
magpie walks over, picks up the white ivory phone from the cradle. "hello?".. moments pass as someone is talking to him. "a ken what!? a pardon?.." he hangs up, respectfully..
the word 'pardon' zips through the assembly in a microsecond.. Frances stand up, and thanks the victorious alliance for their mercy, collects the ironing and departs..
magpie does not question the Leader's wisdom, but looks to the ongoing hunt for the other trolls on the list to which yadda has been added.
the curtain falls..



And who might you be today, cretin? Percy Gorringe? Daphne Dolores Morehead?





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Reply #848 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 5:51pm
 
Thta's an awful lot of effort to go to, to write something so crap.
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Reply #849 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 6:13pm
 

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And who might you be today, cretin? Percy Gorringe? Daphne Dolores Morehead?


if you're paying, I can be anyone you want me to be..
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Reply #850 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 8:09pm
 
magpie wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 6:13pm:
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And who might you be today, cretin? Percy Gorringe? Daphne Dolores Morehead?


if you're paying, I can be anyone you want me to be..



Gawd,  we have another cockslobberer...

PB, PM him, his one of yours.



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Reply #851 - Nov 24th, 2012 at 4:28am
 
Soren wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 8:09pm:
magpie wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 6:13pm:
Quote:
And who might you be today, cretin? Percy Gorringe? Daphne Dolores Morehead?


if you're paying, I can be anyone you want me to be..



Gawd,  we have another cockslobberer...

PB, PM him, his one of yours.





And you were pretending to know how to correct my grammar the other day . . ..

SOB
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Reply #852 - Nov 24th, 2012 at 10:04am
 
Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Nov 24th, 2012 at 4:28am:
Soren wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 8:09pm:
magpie wrote on Nov 23rd, 2012 at 6:13pm:
Quote:
And who might you be today, cretin? Percy Gorringe? Daphne Dolores Morehead?


if you're paying, I can be anyone you want me to be..



Gawd,  we have another cockslobberer...

PB, PM him, his one of yours.





And you were pretending to know how to correct my grammar the other day . . ..

SOB


Was I? Really?

Have another lobotomy. Have two.


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Reply #853 - Nov 24th, 2012 at 11:59am
 
I missed the start of this thread... I am asontished at how lame SOB is but those websites... ugh.

makes his F111 comments seems so ordinary now compared to his star trekky idiocy.
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Reply #854 - Nov 24th, 2012 at 2:49pm
 
It was always the kids who were into Star Trek and all that bollox that used to have the shite kicked out of them.

Always last to be picked for 5 a side football with their fking action man figures of Captain Kirk or the bald headed chap who Patrick Stewart played.

Utter losers and the fact spot is one sums it all up and fits his cv quite well.
Any man above the age of 50 living with no family in an apartment and posting 2,000 posts per month on a forum is obviously a bit of a loser.
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